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If you would like to help. spot.fund/wmsp7j1st

@DonutOperator She got that Golden Corral endorsement though.

Brandon’s opponent locked her account. HUGE victory.

@Orc_Fugitive @Hoopss Same, it's the weekend though and I'm not following...

@Hoopss I did it

$100 to anyone who could do this

@AppaGarg @CountDankulaTV

@CountDankulaTV Might I ask, what do you put on your TV to get your daughter to help her speech?

@thexsoar I would hope so... My sexual potential is in the negative

You are worth more than just your sexual potential. Just thought someone should tell you.

@zvlmsn @Fender you guys have a spare for this student?

ストラトのセミアコが欲しくてドリルと彫刻刀だけで掘ってるのバカすぎるかも果てしないぞこれ

@Fido26424283 @realmelanieking Water above and water below and Nestle hasn't tried to buy it yet. That's how you know the firmament is fake.

@realmelanieking Firmament? lol What nonsense! lol

They are gonna either cancel the Moon Mission today because of “space weather” or have the equipment malfunction somehow so they can wiggle their way out of this. NASA is fake and they can’t break through the firmament.

@snowiecone Chad Kroger

gun to your head name a canadian

@NoContextBrits A simple plate of biscuits and gravy kicks the shit out of that.

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@TheAKGuy @katy4congress

@TheAKGuy @katy4congress Time for a meme review...

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@katy4congress Wait, Stout is your actual last name and not some body positivity stature thing? Were you endorsed by the local 4H with a blue ribbon? If you win the seat will you fit?

@mT33comakoto @B_Rad_on_Wheelz I try to eat all my food with a shabu-shabu motion.

@B_Rad_on_Wheelz 鍋に野菜と豆腐を入れて、とても薄い肉を熱いスープで「しゃぶしゃぶ」と数秒ゆらす ソース（ごまだれやポン酢）につけて食べる料理です。

これから1人でしゃぶしゃぶを食べます。 アメリカの人は『しゃぶしゃぶ』知ってる？

@blueskypinit The penny is the 1943 Lincoln D wheat worth 2.5 mil.

Your choice reveals your mindset 🤯

@ShawnMCron @hskenncutter The bipedal, bilateral "grays" are a genetic effort by the US government to make a pilot that can fly a vehicle that operates on the magnetic fields of earth. That's what crashed in Roswell.

@hskenncutter The correct answer is "Not Anymore". Do with that what you will.

🇯🇵「エリア51に宇宙人はいるのか？」 🇺🇸「……」

@Nuclearpast Mrs nuke: what's that? Nuke: that's my snake killing knife Mrs nuke: I thought that was your snake killing knife Nuke: I have more than one Mrs nuke: okay is that also a snake killing knife Nuke: nope, that's more of a hammer... Works on Pope's too.

Does anyone else have like 30 snake killing thing’s strategically placed around the yard or is it just a retarded Arkansas hillbilly thing?

@Undoomed @DefiantLs Magically on the toilet, shitting your brains out.

@DefiantLs The magic of dysentery.

Magic water, lmao

@DonutOperator @pnf_403 @TheAKGuy Range day

@pnf_403 Hey @TheAKGuy you gotta get our Japanese bro to visit your shop

アメリカの皆様、こんにちは。 私は、日本最大の銃器コレクターです。 銃器コレクションは128挺に達しています。 収集対象は1836～1975年の火器です。 所有する火器は、日本国内の法律に適合した合法品(無可動実銃)です。 私をフォローすれば、とても珍しい銃砲をお見せする事をお約束します。

@deezlol74273 @DrRitaDed Sound it out, bro.

@DrRitaDed Pick a struggle bro ✌️😭🥀

Let's celebrate Trans people today. Name an something a trans person has invented.

@DrRitaDed Imaginary genders.

@Undoomed So you are going to believe? Is this some kind of meta April fools prank?

Today I'm not going to believe a single thing any of you people say. So it's just like any other day.