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@MrPatiyke @Lemonbriz He played in 3 and won 1, so yeah he can talk more than 90% of players.

@Lemonbriz This stoopid evra guy lost 4 champions league finals!!! 4!!!! He’s the least person to talk

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra on Eze and Gabriel miss in the penalty shootout leading to Arsenal loss to PSG in the Champions League final. “Everyone is hammering Gabriel for his miss tonight, but let’s be real — no one is talking about Eze’s shocker. Gabriel is a defender, shooting has never been his strength. But Eze? He’s an attacking player, he’s supposed to deliver on the biggest stage. The technique on that penalty was so bad, my friend. You don’t reach the Champions League final and drop that. Sad to say it didn’t work out for Arsenal… I’m genuinely worried how Eze will come back from that feeling, because the fans and the whole world will never forget this.”

@ElrodBanks @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 Again, it's not eyewitness accounts but you do you.

@TheSpankBoy @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 So again yall want to like his comment but it’s not true it was eye witness accounts and ancient Roman accounts of Christ and his death and his following

I dare anyone to name me ONE objectively evil thing God did in the bible, i dare you

@ElrodBanks @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 Yeah. The Romans crucified false prophets and Messianic claimants. He wasn't special in that regard.

@TheSpankBoy @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 And again everything that say about his death line up with what ancient Roman text said that he was crucified and worshiped or had a following of being Christ

@ElrodBanks @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 Point to me on a map where Jesus tomb is? Because it's impossible to clarify that scientifically. The best guess is the Church of Holy Sepulchre, but that is all it is. A guess. So it being an empty tomb is kind of pointless as you don't know that's where he was.

@RodgmanPsych @TheSpankBoy @ShitpostRock2 regardless of how much he’s mentions He Was Real Which Means What He Was Saying Is Very Real Especially IF HE DIDED and Came Back To Life If You Go To His Tomb IT IS EMPTY You Know His Tomb Where He Died Then Rose A Real Place Right

@ElrodBanks @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 Oral tradition is not eyewitness testimony. The Gospels were written up to 70 years after the death of Jesus, and they were all written by anonymous authors, who were given names by the Church in the second century. So you don't even know who wrote them

@RodgmanPsych @TheSpankBoy @ShitpostRock2 And You’re Still Ignoring The Fact He Was Wrote About By Ancient Roman Scholars And Eye Witness Testimony 🤦🏾‍♂️ THAT SAYS ALOT

@ElrodBanks @RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 Or, and go with me here, they are fictional. Also: Quite*

@RodgmanPsych @ShitpostRock2 You Do Know That God Is Quiet Literally Just Like Us Right Just With More Power

@TeamBrittana @sammythemwi @ShitpostRock2 And yet in John 3:13, Jesus said: "No one has ascended into heaven except the one who descended from heaven, the Son of Man." So he didn't even know his own lore.

@sammythemwi @ShitpostRock2 3) they kept saying "go on up, you bald head" which was sarcastically saying if Elisha was a true prophet, he would ascend to Heaven like Elijah did. Insulting a prophet of God was insulting God Himself. So not only was Elisha in physical danger, he was being challenged.

@NSWFan22 @bealolufc So the fillies and the little ones can get their eyes in and reflexes sharp before the World Cup? Don't want to go into a ruck cold do you?

@bealolufc I didn't see any kids or women. Why would someone take their kids and partner to such a situation?

English lads sat in a bar having a drink, uniformed overseas hooligans attack them. Over and over and over this happens and yet British fans still get the bad rep. Horrible bastards 👍

@DoWorkGreg @DFrankcom I have been to the States a few times and as a rule will tip good service, I didn't tip in NYC once and the server and his boss followed me down the street harassing me about the tip. Literally just served me a drink. Took less than a minute and less than ten words were said.

@DFrankcom You don't have to tip. It's up to you. If you walk out without tipping literally nothing will happen to you.

The tipping culture in America never fails to baffle me I won’t lie. A pint is around $9 (just under £7) which includes an 18.75% service charge (so around $7.50 for the actual pint itself, which isn’t too dissimilar to UK prices) and I’m fine with that. But then they give you a pen with the receipt to write an extra tip on and it’s so bloody awkward. So many questions going through my mind every time. What do you want me to do here? What was the 18.75% for? Are you not getting paid by the hour? How much are you getting of that service charge? How much more are you expecting? Do I look a tight bastard if I just do $1 more? I’d say I’m a very generous bloke too with my time and my money but it’s just mind-blowing stuff how this is a normality. Can’t beat just buying 3 pints in the UK (well Europe, let’s be honest) in a pub for around 18quid… and just giving a 20sheet to the barman and letting them keep the change 🍻

@blueballsTM @DFrankcom @Doritosandwich1 Jesus Christ you can get a case some places for that.

@DFrankcom @Doritosandwich1 Paid 9 quid for a pint of house lager in Liverpool the other week. Never again.

@cptdankkk @KingSpacejime Sadly, getting a soul isn't one of them.

@KingSpacejime Zuck always has an ulterior motive

Mark Zuckerberg says Apple's lack of innovation since the iPhone will lead to its decline "They haven't really invented anything great in a while. Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, and now they're kind of sitting on it 20 years later" "Year over year, I'm not even sure they're selling more iPhones at this point. Part of it is that each generation doesn't actually get that much better, so people are taking longer to upgrade" "They built stuff like AirPods, which are cool, but they've thoroughly hamstrung the ability for anyone else to build something that can connect to the iPhone" "I'm pretty optimistic that because they've been so off their game in terms of not really releasing many innovative things... eventually they'll get beat by someone"

@Mharris0721 @canelosdreams @FootballMartin_ It's just nice to be noticed ain't it?

@canelosdreams @FootballMartin_ Fuck it! let's run it back! embrace the hate

@BWilson32577 @SaintsExtra @itvnews Fortunately Barry, nobody gave you that decision to make. Yous twat.

@SaintsExtra @itvnews Yous are finshed and relegated to league one for the audacity of appealing when yous are cheating scum

🚨 The outcome of Southampton's appeal hearing against the Spygate sanctions is expected around 10pm this evening #saintsfc @ITVNews

Why is his face always so red?

@No1Tebily @AnnieDi73646803 @kenkeego @I_amMukhtar Well firstly I learned where the word "Legendary" should be used, and this isn't it.

@TheSpankBoy @AnnieDi73646803 @kenkeego @I_amMukhtar Legendary actor, you however, what have you achieved ?

Washed-up actor Tamer Hassan spoke at Tommy Robinson’s march and has endorsed Ant Middleton as the next Mayor of London. He says he’s fed up with the “establishment trying to divide us,” yet he’s speaking at a far-right march organised to do exactly that.

@AnnieDi73646803 @kenkeego @I_amMukhtar Calling them all "Caaaants" before snorting a line and pulling out his shooter. Probably.

@kenkeego @I_amMukhtar A dude whose entire career is built on shouting at people in tracksuits

@rioferdy5 Are you not letting Casimiro go because he is old and on high wages? Same issue with Lewandowski I would think.

What a guy, what a player!! Experienced option next season in UCL & help with development of Sesko? 👀

@ImagelessOne @xspotsdamark Helen was also born from a relationship between a God and a Swan. She wasn't real.

@xspotsdamark We are not asking for Greek. We are asking for common sense logic that casting a Greek must look like a Greek and there is no way in hell that abomination is the most beautiful woman in the world.

You ain’t Greek either. Why did you play Hercules?

@DrayvenMF @MysticMuse1o1 @YourAnonNews Celine Dion. Drake. Ryan Reynolds.....starting to look like a War Crime

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out