Stephanie AJ

@fueki_lee So that you’d hear her crying well 😭😂😂

My sweet daughter would be crying for something, I've done everything to placate her but she won't agree.... I will decide to allow her cry and go to another room... Tell me why this child will follow me to the other room, climb my body and cry directly into my ear.

@Simon_Ingari Everyone saying his not smart etc, it worked for him, dude wants to do his job and go home without the unnecessary fake friendship, plus he might have his small circle outside of work already and doesn’t need new friends 🤷‍♀️

A guy joined my office six months ago, and within a week, he texted me asking for some money. I found it very weird, and later learned from some colleagues that he had texted them as well. Because of this, we started avoiding him at the office and stopped inviting him to office parties. Today, I met him at a bike club, and he had a Harley-Davidson. We talked for a while, and I jokingly asked him, “Bro, why did you need to borrow money when you can afford a Harley?” He replied that he didn’t really need the money. He’s an introvert and doesn’t like talking to people. Asking colleagues for money makes them avoid him in the office. Dude’s a legend.

@ibn_wittig See where you hang ball 😭😂😂😂

I think it's the vendor that ate it.

@5starbarber_1 You can rage bait o ahn ahn😒

This bike is ₦1.5M. Go to a state where nobody knows you. Make ₦25k daily. In 6 months you’ve tripled your money. If you’re still broke, it’s not Nigeria, it’s you. You just want a comfortable job title.

@AdesolaSo Oh wow, nobody knew if they were killed or kidnapped? Just disappeared like that? Thats crazy

This story I want to share is a very sad one because it happened to a lady very close to me. A few years back, we attended her introduction ceremony, and it was very elaborate. People were even saying they should have turned it into a wedding. So, the wedding date was later announced, which was five months after the introduction. The fiancé was working in a state in Nigeria that I will not mention. He was a medical personnel and was doing well for himself. He promised to buy a cow from where he was working because the wedding was to take place in a different state. So, we were expecting him to travel down to our side. On the week of the wedding, he called on Wednesday morning to say he was on his way to get the cow together with his neighbour. That was the last call he made. Till today, both he and the neighbour have not been found. Both families were thrown into sorrow.

@Nazannwa Wo lolo leave it like that 😩

I hope y'all know that snails releases some harmful toxins into your oesophagus when you eat them?

@TheIgboWolf The first ever Jenifa will always be gold

This fight scene in Jenifa, i know they had fun shooting it 😭

@MzTaiwoO @TheIgboWolf True!!!!!!

@TheIgboWolf The best story in the Jenifa franchise is still the first one. Nothing has topped the originality and impact of where it all started.

@WittyLevi This video will always make me laugh 😂

@kemi_kole @ToolzO Lies

@ToolzO studio flats like this cost more than £800/pm in england

This is a medium security prison cell in Sweden or Norway.

@DurojaiyeSegun See how you added Ayilola in this tweet 😂😂

Victor Osimhen sent Lerry ₦5M, and he delivered the full amount without deducting transfer charges. Wizrab has raised close to ₦500M here and delivered everything without removing stamp charges. Ayilola, the laptop guy, raised over ₦40M for laptop distribution and executed it smoothlessly without any issues. But out of the ₦300K Osimhen sent to Abazz for 15 jerseys, he not only kept ₦150K but also attempted to take 70% of the jerseys for himself. Integrity is expensive, many can’t afford it.

@ObaDeleke The embarrassment 😭

This morning, we caught a thief on my street and people gathered around him. While everyone was arguing and trying to beat him, a woman was shouting from a distance, telling them to deal with him properly. When she finally got closer to see what was happening, she suddenly went quiet. It turned out the thief was her husband💔

@shezzzz_weird The whole green green is annoying me 😩

Everything is a NO💀

@freakin_snow Money used for betting is spears money, that boy is not serious at all

My cousin in the university is the course rep of his class. Recently, one his course mates lost his dad and they decided to contribute 5k each for the guy. A total of 800k was donated by the students. This boy used 350k to change his new girlfriend’s phone and took her out with 50k . His plan was to play 2 odds with the remaining 400k and recover the money . Well, he did play the 2 odds and sporty collected the money. He left school before the burial date and switched off his number cos he doesn’t know what to tell his course mates. I called the so called girlfriend to return the phone let’s get some money back and she said “With all due respect ma, if you are me will you return this phone” Omo I felt it in my bones 😭 Anyways, we have sold his iPhone 13, fridge and Gen to raise the money. Today, he called to tell me that the girl has dumped him, that she can’t date a broke boy

@creative_adufe Because they’ve made been married and a parent their entire personality

Some of our mothers, even the young mommies cannot remember their own name again for real 😨 Ask them; 😨 Whats your name? Them: I am Mummy Samuel. 😨 No ma, your own name. Them: oh okay, Mrs Apáòkági 😨 Nooo! The name your papa name you Them: (scratching their head) aahh! eehm, uuuhmmmm (Till they finally remember a random one like that and drop 😂) Now, my question is: Do these women really have the ambition to build something with their name before getting married? Because me ooo, even if I am half de•ad: I will still clearly state that my name is Rofiat Omotoyosi Aleem.

Some of you are on international watch lists. It is till you travel abroad, you will know.

@_y3maya You’re slow ke? Na by force ?

they just find a way to cheap in quick jabs😭

@_Nursepreneur This woman 😂😂

50/50 Carry the next one

@Dating_Diary2 Very risky but thank God it worked out how you both wanted

We were 6 weeks away from relocating abroad when the email came. “Your visa has been approved.” It should’ve been the happiest moment of our lives. Instead… it became the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make. Because two hours later, her message came. “I didn’t get mine.” I told her it was probably a delay. A mistake. Something we’d fix. But deep down… I knew. Days turned into weeks. Calls. Appeals. Rejections. Nothing changed. Only one visa was approved. Mine. And just like that, our future split in two. Everyone had advice. “Go first.” “Don’t waste this chance.” “This is your breakthrough.” They weren’t wrong. I had worked and prayed for this. But every time I imagined leaving alone… it didn’t feel like success. It felt like betrayal. The night before my decision, I went to see her. No tears. No begging. Just that quiet smile. Then she said, “You should go.” And somehow, that broke me the most. Because she was letting me go… while she was the one staying behind. I asked her one thing. “If it were you… would you go?” She didn’t hesitate. “No.” That was my answer. I didn’t fall in love with timing. I fell in love with her. So I declined the visa. People called me crazy. Some walked away. But peace stayed. Months later, we applied again. Together. It wasn’t easy. But it was ours. And the day we finally boarded that flight side by side… I understood something most people miss: Love might cost you opportunities. But the right love? It gives you a life no opportunity ever could. And I’d still choose her. Every single time.

@Tinaabold @JustEniola01 Like!!!!!

@JustEniola01 If you insult my family members we will have generational differences abeg.

I just remembered the day my mum had issues with one woman in the neighborhood. The following day I stopped greeting the woman. You can’t shout at my mom the previous day, and still expect me to shine my teeth with you. A week later, this woman went to meet my mom, saying “Eniola has stopped greeting me o. Is she expecting me to greet her first when she sees me?” My mum said, “don’t worry. She will greet you tomorrow” We got home and my mum gave me the beating of my life😭 I understand that Priscilla was showing her mum some support, but all that epistle was so unnecessary. Those people she was referring to are her mother’s mate, meaning they can birth her too. Never inherit your parents enemy because they can make up at any time, and you can end up getting all the heat as the child.