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This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in Marathon, and I have no idea what caused it

white moms when their child grows up to be an individual human person instead of a perfectly trained and obedient servant

Call him the slab

@SCRadius05 I love that his animation for mining is just getting a giant pickaxe instead of using his massive hands

I can't get over the fact that this big guy has Handiwork capability. This guy with three big stupid claws on each hand is assembling COMPUTERS.

PiggyKropotkin fails the McCrelly challenge on the final step

The first month of Marathon was really a “you missed out on teen love” moment that we can never experience again

@MathRockSucked “While it may seem like a brotherly bond in the movie, in reality Achilles would be pounding his little boy butt. It was a right of passage to be a man to be fucked by an older dude in Greek culture” and he’d resume playing the movie. He brought it up four times that week like 😭

@MathRockSucked A few semesters ago I was taking a Greek History class, where we eventually got to Achilles. While watching the movie, the teacher would pause anytime Achilles and Patroclus was onscreen and say something like

These people are so worried about whether The Odyssey is woke or not they are forgetting that Greek men used to fuck each other like it was going out of fashion

@NuCaloric The big warship was so cool to me, the bigass laser that’s only a targeting laser (compared to a laser that will destroy anything it touches) was such a good choice. Just seeing it sweep over the landscape was so sexy

The Creator is the sexiest looking bad movie of all time

THE 7 DEADLY SINS

March With Lightning (1/24)

Got sick so it’s blue sludge time for hydration. The texture reminds me of the protein bars from SnowPiercer

Palworld got me feeling like this dude with the throng

@SSG_Jonny It’s a good bit of fun if you like Survival Games, I’ve enjoyed my time with it so far

maybe I do gotta tap in or maybe im a piggy that likes spectacle slop

Hawk Tuah

just letting you know @Destiny2Team the choir replica isn't able to be purchased, ive verified i have the correct account linked as all other triumphs are recognized and a few of my friends are seeing this same thing

@Crimsn_ Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to me and my good buddy Edge of Fate! Last year was extremely difficult for me personally, so thank you to all of you for making it just a bit more bearable ❤️

"Ok we got over covid, we got over cruise ship hantavirus, what can possibly be next?" Grocery store raw lettuce: