TheTechnixian

If @MrBeast and @mryeester has a baby, would it be Mr. Yeast? 😬

@lucya_dev Oh to be a nerd writing floppies on the bus

casually writing floppies on the bus

@NearestCommit @frizkedblizz wait WHAT

@frizkedblizz I mean the only other thing he did is scam old ladies so ig all he CAN talk about is that

The "i made task manager" guy also apparently worked on the run dialog Istg this mf according to him worked on everything in the OS

@kmcnam1 Added bonus - if you throw it across the room, it comes back!

@GreenTextRepost My PC worked like a charm for 12 years. I replaced it only after the PSU started smelling like burnt plastic when playing Cyberpunk.

@hypemanfelipe Tell them, and sadly, pay for it.

Okay so I accidentally swerved into a mailbox on my way to work what do I do it's fucking gone bro

Sometimes I wonder if my Twitch viewers are my friends in disguise, trying to make me feel like I have an audience.

I have decided: Claude will run my Twitch streams from now on. He's better at video games AND he's funnier.

@_7smile I didn't notice at first, am I healing or am I unc?

cant believe this is a real billboard i have to see almost every day

@noinconsistency I demand them crispy, but not crunchy!

who the hell likes soft fries man

@marcusquest Yeah, because that's why that video got popular...

why are people so desperate to live in the past? just "retro" and "nostalgia" everywhere. why are we encouraging this?

@anorarome Dw bro you may yap in peace

the urge to interact w every tweet i see but then i feel like this:

@Frytek2k @ShitpostRock2 All absolute bangers holy shit

@ShitpostRock2 Blacklight had such a good artstyle, DC was a kid's dream and Dirty Bomb was honestly so fun

@vmfunc Congrats, you're married with five children and two dogs in a rich suburb.

what stage of the relationship is it when your girlfriend's 15 year old sister messages you on steam

@heykizuna Someone in chat typed "new mic! Taste test" and the rest is history

NO cheating, pls share the lore behind ur profile picture 👀

@00Ic_eph @DivinePretender Idfk what you're supposed to say when that happens

@TheTechnixian @DivinePretender Congrats?😅

Booted my PC and it had a default wallpaper and my password didnt work. Rebooted and it was back to normal

@Hyperspaceruler @itsmisasoup Yeah that's about right

@TheTechnixian @itsmisasoup They're currently still in a blacksite

i‘m nervous… what if i said yes?

@GTASixInfo There's no way that's real.

Rockstar was wild for this 😭

@themishra4402 When s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

@Y2K_DOTCOM Lesson learned: AAA games have always been $60

the Steam website from 2005