Ted Allen
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Ted Allen
@TheTedAllen
Host/Creative Consultant/Script, Food Net's Beard-🏆 winning Chopped. Emmy OG QueerEye. Natl Mag Award finalist @Esquire. Bidness: Adam Nettler/Ben Levine, CAA
Brooklyn, USA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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I’m gonna help myself to two words: psychopathic asshole.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan
My goodness, Americans were asked which ONE WORD best describes trump, and clear majorities said "arrogant, corrupt, and dishonest." What's YOUR one word?
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the cameraman that does the tracking shot straight to Hooky at the start deserves a medal 🎥👏👏👏👏
New Order - Temptation
(Finsbury Park 2002) ▶️
(the full 8+minutes version of this is on my Youtube, link in Bio)
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She should be ambassador to Tragicistan. (Shudder)
Paul Rudnick@PaulRudnickNY
What Kimberly Guilfoyle will be wearing in her basement this weekend as her ex-fiance Don Jr gets married in the Bahamas
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@TheTedAllen Ted my band the ODD opened for talking head at Aragon ballroom they were something to behold
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I’ve seen David Byrne four times, most of them in the past few years, and he always kills it. But there was something about my very first time… setlist.fm/setlist/talkin…
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Good night and good luck, indeed, muthafuckas.
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids
Colbert and Letterman brought back Dave’s "Destroying Stuff" bit from the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater one last time….and Dave with an epic goodbye for CBS: "In the words of the great Ed Murrow, 'Good night and good luck, motherf*ckers!'"
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Just leave office. HR can negotiate your severance.
Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson
Fuck that and fuck him.
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@TracyI77335 @FoodNetwork Thanks, Tracy! And I don’t think any of the judges has ever gotten sick from the basket ingredients. Our culinary staff is hyper-aware of their responsibility to keep the team safe.
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@FoodNetwork @TheTedAllen Can’t wait!!! Curious, have you ever gotten ill from any of the Chopped baskets? Today pig blood was one of the basket ingredients. Long time fan from back in Queer Eye days ❤️☮️
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You heard it from @thetedallen: ""No comforts. No safety nets."" 👀 #ChoppedCastaways is about to get REAL for the 12 chefs we're dropping on to a deserted island.
Don't miss the next evolution of #Chopped starting Tuesday, May 12 @ 9|8c!
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@ric11065 @FoodNetwork This is true! We’re very excited for tonight—a special 90-minute episode!
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@TheTedAllen @FoodNetwork This is the first time Chopped has ever done anything like this.
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Join me and judges Gabe Bertaccini, Marcus Samuelsson, and Maneet Chauhan for the 90-minute premiere of #ChoppedCastaways, an 8-part series where 12 chefs compete on a tropical island for $100,000! 9pmET tonight on @FoodNetwork, and available tomorrow to stream on @hbomax!
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My final constitutional law essay was way under the word limit. All I did was write ‘alphas like me drink libtard tears’ and then bluebook cited the Super Bowl.
A+ work obviously or else I’m persecuted
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@FoodNetwork @TheTedAllen Its about time you guys switched it up 👍.
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SEE YOU OUT HERE, THERE’S NOWHERE TO HIDE. 🏝️🔥 The wildest Chopped adventure yet premieres May 12.
Chefs battling not just each other… but the elements. Fire. Pressure. Chaos. Survival.
Will they thrive — or end up castaways?
#ChoppedCastaway #FoodNetwork
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