Mimi E

@adgirlMM Bulky and get in the way. Yuck.

I know this is the most Gen X thing to say ever, but bring back skinny jeans. Or at least straight leg. These wide bottom jeans are just ridiculous. Let's move on. ✌️

@TheTedAllen 4.75 on Wednesday when I filled up, 4.99 today

Was running a little low today in Brooklyn, and topped off at the pump. Just me?

@ThrillaRilla369 Faygo red pop

What’s the nastiest Soda? The one you still wouldn’t drink, even if it was the last one in the house. I’ll go first: Dr Pepper

@ThrillaRilla369 @SMorose No, it was delightful

@SMorose Is tab really as bad as everyone says it is?

@DNLSHLR @luxemiaa You sound nice 🙄

@luxemiaa Are you his mother? No? Then why did you expect him to do anything for you.

I hope my husband had a very uncomfortable day at work today. I hope all of his female coworkers asked what he did for me for Mother’s Day. And I hope he had to tell them the truth. Nothing. No flowers. No card. No breakfast. No last-minute grocery store bouquet grabbed on the way home. Nothing at all. Meanwhile, I am the mother of his children. The same children I carried, delivered, and continue to keep alive on a daily basis. I didn’t even want anything extravagant. A handwritten card, a cup of coffee, or somebody else loading the dishwasher would have been enough. Instead, the day came and went like it was a random Tuesday. The most impressive part is that he genuinely seemed surprised when I was hurt. So yes, I hope he was standing in the.......

@DecodingFoxNews It was only a matter of time

I rebuke these!! REBUKE!!!!

@Acyn @DecodingFoxNews 🤣😅😂🤣

Duffy: You have lots of articles from young women saying they don’t want the pill anymore. Part of that is MAHA. Part of it is also embracing what our actual purpose in life is.

@hashjenni We have cable and still pay for streaming services 🤷‍♀️

Are we ready to admit we should've just kept cable instead of paying for five different streaming apps?

@omgsidewalks Those were the nights she worked until nine and hadn’t left something to be warmed up.

Did anyone else have “fend for yourself” nights growing up? When your mom just didn’t feel like cooking and let everyone figure out their own dinner ??

@ChowDownDetroit @Leosforeva Yuck

@Leosforeva Crinkle fries with coney? Where?

Detroit food for #Detroitbasketball

@gregghenson He was even a better writer then he was a talker 😢

When I found out my biological father was in prison, I decided to meet him. Pat offered to write the story of our first meeting. Wish I had taken him up on it.

@KenKalDRW Around hour 3-4 on Saturdays he’d turn into such a curmudgeon 🥲 Saturday isn’t the same.

I use to enjoy Caputo getting all riled up about a disagreement with a caller. He’d talk through the whole 12 min segment.The producer would be telling him to break and he’d keep on going. Then in the break I’d say,”hey Pat you off your soapbox now!” Then he’d laugh. 😂 Miss him

@TheTedAllen @SkinnerPm When my daughter had 4 cats this would have been their jam.

In case you weren’t able to view the post I previously mentioned, here’s what it was about, @SkinnerPm. I’ve ordered mine already.

@bored2dthNashvL @bobwojnowski He isn’t dead yet 🙄

@bobwojnowski They don’t belong in the same conversation. I’m doubling down on that now that Seger is dead, and Springsteen has turned into a lesbian.

One trillion percent

@upshine3 More than one

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

@hooverdetroit He’s not even trying to hide what he’s doing.

Our president is making daily statements about his war because he knows that Wall Street will trade accordingly to whatever he says. It’s all part of the grift.

@SmithZoe22704 @AndrewBusc4a You are delusional. She’s a high priced call girl, at best. Have you seen her elegant, graceful and poised soft porn?

@AndrewBusc4a Melania redefined elegance for the 21st century. Timeless grace, zero drama, and unmatched poise Jackie was iconic for her era, but Melania wears the crown now. No profanity needed.

Karoline Leavitt: “Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.” Hey, Karoline? Sit the fuck down. The world had Jackie Kennedy.

@SmithZoe22704 @Justme136160 @realJONKSMITH Yes, you really should pay more attention to

@Justme136160 @realJONKSMITH Really

@WeFit2gether365 @TaraBull That would be a very short conversation. Also, I don’t believe you.

@TaraBull My child's mother owes me over 9k and hasn't seen her son in 4 years.... I might get $100 a month... I fought tooth and nail- 2 years against a woman who couldn't show up to court or pass a test.. Lets talk about how rigged the system is against men..

Man shares his paystub showing he makes $160 after child support

@VinnysCorner1 Would be for me but you have to know your audience, so to speak.

Is a baseball game a good first date idea? 🤔