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Man United 🤝 Sheffield United United in losing 7-0

“Sack Brendan Rodgers and bring in Jurgen Klopp — more tactical, and he would love Anfield” Also Klopp at Anfield against Brendan Rodgers👇😭

@LFCJacobb Nah this is alright, there’s a lot worse and besides I like this song’s beat. It’s catchy.

I wholeheartedly believe that it was this song that caused the FIFA soundtrack to start going downhill. For that reason, this is my vote

@owenthfc__ Actually quite like this, accents are mint, it’s catchy and it is an indie band along the lines of what EA would usually put in the game.

What the hell were they thinking putting this in

@TheImmortalKop Tbf it’s cause they played an inverted fullback against him so every time Salah would cut in, it would be on Young’s strong foot

So funny how they used to lock him up for his first few years and then he randomly decided to terrorise them every game for the next five years

@mcfc_NIW I was gonna say defensive tackles but that works too

The only list that De Bruyne and Salah aren't on is the Epstein list.

@ClassAOlly44 Is this the guy that’s actually bald or is that another streamer of his genre?

This nigga gay

@Jordan7oker @25mahfuz That Everton display at Goodison in 22/23 sold me dreams, the shots he was attempting…

@25mahfuz Nunez X Benfica He was supposed to be Torres regen ffs

This is a phenomenal trim

Why does this look like an Arsenal tweet before they play Fulham for a Saturday 3pm kick off

@CS11__ @Oldmangamess Why has that guy you’re responding to blocked me lmfao I’ve never interacted with him ever

@Oldmangamess don’t say that :/

Change of plans. I’m gonna take an 8 Year break so i can experience Dexter like everyone else had to. It’s only right.

@TheCinesthetic “I mean no offence, but you’re a cunt”

Happy 71st birthday to Brendan Gleeson!

@Asad_Bloke Ex Sheffield United player or the actor?

Drinking in central London is so funny like what do you mean I’m sat next to Jack O’Connell right now

HAAAASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN TROY PARROTT JAMES MCLEAN PADDY MURPHY MO CHARA BONO GRAHAM NORTON FREE STAYTOS DERMOT O’LEARY MRS BROWN CAN YOU HHHHHEEEAAARRR MRS BROWN? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLLLL OF A BEATING

@SommerRay Sommer the goat 10 years ago and still is now ffs

ANYONEEEE SEEEEEEENNNNNNNN WALLLESSSSSS DAN JAMES SCREAMER SHEEP SHAG SHEEP CAN YOU HEARRRR ME THE FEILD BOYSSSS YOU LADS TOOK ONE HELLLLLL OF A BEATING

HASSSSSSS ANYONE SEEN KNEECAP GERRY ADAMS SHANE LONG JAMES MCCLEAN SHANE DUFFY IRISH FANS WHO TOOK DOWN THE ST GEORGES CROSS YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLLL OF A BEATING

@Cymru anyone seen walesssss

@Footballtweet Miniminter

🇷🇴 Costel Pantilimon has one of the most emotional stories in football. The Romanian was born into a family where his father had no hearing ability due to an accident in his childhood, while his mother also had a condition that only allowed her to hear certain sounds. This limited their job opportunities, until an aircraft parts company hired them and changed their lives forever. At that point, his father took the opportunity to get Costel into a team and try him as a goalkeeper due to his height. At 14, Pantilimon was called up to Romania’s youth teams and progressed all the way to the senior side, where he made 27 appearances — which eventually led to a move to Manchester City. But the goalkeeper never forgot his difficult beginnings or his family’s sacrifices: 🗣️ “We lived in a small apartment, but if I was sitting in the living room and my mum was in the kitchen and I shouted, she would come — she heard a sound and knew it was me, but she didn’t understand it, she only perceived the sound. Now we speak every day thanks to new technologies. My wife and I use sign language and they can read lips. The most important thing for me is to see them proud of everything I’ve achieved.”

@Willy_drips @TheBabylonBee Then he’s gonna kill the Punisher’s family if EVEN THAT doesn’t work

@TheBabylonBee And if by some miracle he's still alive after doing that. He's going to go kidnap Liam Neesons daughter

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog buff.ly/rfPdIsL

Chuck Norris performed his own autopsy.

Thank you Mo for everything