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@utdreport @samuelluckhurst Give Joshua Zirkzee an opportunity.

Benjamin Šeško suffered a knock to an existing injury after being shoved off the pitch by Ibrahima Konaté on Sunday. Well-placed sources say the injury is “quite painful,” and he will be monitored over the coming days [@samuelluckhurst]

@LFC_Tandy Take your 8.8 rating, we'll take 3 points 🤣

MOGGED. Szoboszlai showed Bruno LEVELS today. 🥶

@kvng_baff What a player 🤣

How did he score 100 goals for Chelsea in just 2 seasons?

@ProffDM But you got a loan player who had produced 24+ goal contribution and because of hypocrisy, you say he isn't doing well. You people are confused.

3 flops we aren't talking about Chelsea sign Delap for €40 million from Ipswich town Delap stats this season in EPL Matches played 25 Goals scored 1 Assist 0 Manchester United signed Sesko from leipzig for €80m Sesko stats this season for Manchester United Matched played 29 Goals scored 10 Assist 1 Liverpool signed isak from Newcastle for €130 million Isak EPL stats this season Matches played 13 Goals scored 3 Assist 1 From the hype they got before they were signed and all we expected from each of them who is the biggest flop here?

@BackroadGee_ Barca has fools as fans

More Goals than Marcus Rashford and united fans want to force Rashford down our throat...

@Dani77k Raul Jeminez shaa waaaa 🤣

Wonderful work by Saka. Just wonderful!

@Serwaa_Amihere A grown man with the brain of a toddler

@Jones6666666666 @Aim4power @ericboatenggh You guys are just lazy. All you know is dancing. And when others are working hard and making good money, you get jealous.

@Aim4power @ericboatenggh This is our country and we make the laws. If the police fail, we take over

Go back to your country! We are fixing our country! We don't want foreigners in our country! 😫

@SWorld87996 @BarcaUniversal @sport Do you have money to sign even an ant? 🤣

@BarcaUniversal @sport Barça not a retirement plan..........you gave your prime to city, retired there or go Saudi

🚨 JUST IN: Bernardo Silva’s signing is in the hands of Deco. If signed, Bernardo would be Pedri’s backup. — @sport

@bethTmufc Anderson is lovely to watch. Truly astonishing.

Killing me watching this knowing it’s most likely that Elliot Anderson ends up at City 😭

@AkussahAnthony @painreal_yb @tweetcunha @tosin_1109 These guys mumu, I swear 🤣🤣

@painreal_yb @tweetcunha @tosin_1109 You just poved his point with this your brain. The discussion is not about whether united didn't win it or not but whether Barcelona has ever played in it. DUMBWIT

You can’t outretard a Nigerian Barca fan

@Standard_FCB @CrewsMat10 You didn't see the other insult from the Barca fan, right? I replied him. Eye for eye, boot for boot.

@TheUtdWay2 @CrewsMat10 I understand your pain blud 😭 Nothing to say but insult which is understandable 😂

Bruno, an attacking midfielder, hasn’t had a 30 assist season in his career. Xavi did it while playing as a central midfielder. 😂

@TouchlineX @TheSun A Barcelona fan. Not a fan in Spain.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A fan in Spain has been given a nine-month suspended prison sentence after racially abusing Marcus Rashford. — @TheSun

@BarcaUniversal @planetabarcaa Barca fans and excuses 🤣🤣

.@planetabarcaa: "Look at Lamine at Barça having to beat 3 or 4 opponents to get to the box, whereas Olise, Luis Díaz, Kvara, and Doué only have 1 player on them." "All this because they’ve got a constant threat on the opposite wing...." "Rashford and Raphinha will never be a threat on the flank for the opposition."

@theberneese Dembele is about to win back to back Champions league while his former team Barcelona is struggling to even make the finals in more than 10years 🤣

He is about to win the Champions league back to back whilst Mbappe goes trophyless back to back

@ezra_dec @MrbenjaaminX Barca fans no get common sense walahi 🤣🤣🤣

@MrbenjaaminX Omoor oga Ben get wetin u go quote kombo I go laugh leave una drag but this urs no b banter at all club spread trf fee If United will no take 2nd loan for rashy he shu go Also about lewy go check the deal gyoko sign wit arsenal if he score more arsenal will send sporting 💰

- Your club asked lewandowski stop scoring goals near the end of the 2022-23 season to avoid bonus payment to bayern munich - Your club wants to make a 2nd loan move for a 30m player - You haven’t completed continho’s money till date But Kvaratskhelia na your dream winger 😂

@PG_MCI @LouisGyau25 @latiiivReactsX Make yourselves happy 🤣🤣

@LouisGyau25 @latiiivReactsX Imagine

Can someone educate me where the De Bruyne and Bruno comparisons are coming from?

@dieggsc52 @DanielEmma45797 @pxrcyishim And let's not also deny the team also play a key role in a player's successful career.

@TheUtdWay2 @DanielEmma45797 @pxrcyishim No denying Bruno is more reliable in fitness. But let's not pretend Bruno is better if both players are on the pitch.

Bro joined the Serie A reigning champions and they are 10 points behind 1st today🤣🤣🤣🤣 no pep or haaland, no party🤣🤣

@sam_sauce005 @adetifa_muyiwa @imselasie_ @statmusefc DE BRUYNE DEY ALWAYS GET INJURED MID SEASON. NA THE TEAMMATES WEY DEY STRUGGLE WIN TROPHIES. HE DID NOTHING SPECIAL 🤣🤣

@TheUtdWay2 @adetifa_muyiwa @imselasie_ @statmusefc Why him no use him goal involvement win league or carry them comot 16th last season??abi him no play Europa finals against Tottenham?were tot players better?how many individual awards has he won in the EPL?una go jus dey talk like say mk dem slap una

Most chances created in the Prem since Bruno Fernandes joined Man United: 638 — Bruno Fernandes 637 636 635 634 633 632 631 630 629 628 627 626 625 624 623 622 621 620 619 618 617 616 615 614 613 612 611 610 609 608 607 606 605 604 603 602 601 600 599 598 597 596 595 594 593 592 591 590 589 588 587 586 585 584 583 582 581 580 579 578 577 576 575 574 573 572 571 570 569 568 567 566 565 564 563 562 561 560 559 558 557 556 555 554 553 552 551 550 549 548 547 546 545 544 543 542 541 540 539 538 537 536 535 534 533 532 531 530 529 528 527 526 525 524 523 522 521 520 519 518 517 516 515 514 513 512 511 510 509 508 507 506 505 504 503 502 501 500 499 498 497 496 495 494 493 492 491 490 489 488 487 486 485 484 483 482 481 480 479 478 477 476 475 474 473 472 471 470 469 468 467 466 465 464 463 462 461 460 459 458 457 456 455 454 453 452 451 450 449 448 447 446 445 444 443 442 441 440 439 438 437 436 435 434 433 432 431 430 429 428 427 426 425 424 — Kevin De Bruyne

@Standard_FCB @CrewsMat10 Barcelona fans and "IF". Bunch of retard clowns 🤡 🤣

@TheUtdWay2 @CrewsMat10 Yeah I guess they are better that’s why they beat Man U and that’s why they are sixth in their league which means their first position team Milton Keynes will pipe you Wetin no good if dem catch you Which means if you’re in efl league 2 you’d be in 10th position 😂