Wade

Don't EVER let anyone tell you you're not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys.

“He’s 40 and just looked over his left shoulder. Tear his meniscus.”

@spencerpratt Question: will the shit stain show up in carfax reports?

vote pratt if you’re tired of human poop on the streets

@mrdougellin That’s Scott Evil 🙏

You know who it is. So does everyone.

@Glinner @CoreyWriting But gotta remind politicians they’re not in movies

A good dialogue rule is "never have a character answer a yes or no question with a yes or no".

@SteveHiltonx The gov should be getting a wholesale discount on a mass purchase, not the exact opposite. It’s definitely not the diaper maker profiting here. Rooting for you.

How much are diapers at Target compared to Gavin Newsom's government diapers paid for by YOUR taxes? We went to take a look:

How skinny fat dudes stand when they’re trying to fight a bouncer

Be honest, this is exactly how every local politician should sound.

Straight, no-spin fact checking. How beautiful.

I’m gonna just wear one of these illustrious babies on my head

@FilmThePoliceLA I hope these replies are enlightening you

Spencer Pratt asking for 12,500 cops is absolutely crazy. Where would this money come from?

My wife didn’t laugh

@DanFilm @mrdougellin Amen

@mrdougellin I arrived in LA when Entourage came out. It was my blueprint for LA life. I just restarted my third rewatch, and it made me so nostalgic for what LA was.

The most beautiful place in the country, if not the world. The most tax revenue. The best weather. I wonder what’s causing all this? Really hard to figure out.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

Good thing only 80 people saw it

@CasuallyGreg She looks like if Katy Porter threw scalding potatoes on Juliette Lewis’s face

If morning breath had a face

My toddler when I say “no popsicle ‘til after real food”

They really need to redo the CGI that was planted into the OG Star Wars trilogy 😭

Fellas if you love your lady, dip your dong in Lactobacillus crispatus

Absolutely awesome idea

You think YOUR job sucks?