Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum

@OMGTheMess I hope life overseas is everything you are wishing for and you enjoy the change in scenery. Hopefully you bounce back fully.

My mental health has hit a level where I need to step away from family to keep everyone safe. No long-term veteran crisis accommodation available in Australia, can’t afford separate housing, so I’m going overseas. Take care.

@DrCraigEmerson Deport early deport often

Rounding up migrants such as university students, nurses and aged care workers living in Australia during a housing downturn is a disgrace. What has the Liberal Party become? thenewdaily.com.au/opinion/2026/0…

@SimonBanksHB So, way better than the $30bn in Snowy 2 under AnAl then?

"According to the Labor estimate, prepared using the Parliamentary Budget Office’s “small model of Australian representative taxpayers” (SMART) tool, the true cost of Taylor’s pledge...is $35b over four years, rather than the $22.5b estimate" smh.com.au/politics/feder…

“police arrest man who is bleeding to death because the stabber claimed he was racist” its literally impossible to satirize the UK anymore. even the most extreme, hamfisted memes are just real things that actually happen now

@LucyZelic @AleDowund @JuliaGillard St Julia has always loathed wymminz with families. She cut single parent benefits. She put men into your daughter’s sport. And her hobby was breaking up the marriages of her cabinet colleagues.

Dear @JuliaGillard - on behalf of Australian women and girls who deserve the right to their own spaces, the right to say no to males invading them, and the chance to play sport fairly and safely - you are a disgraceful, misogynistic, fraud. Today’s ruling is on you. For shame.

@Peter_Fitz LOL non citizens can’t vote you absolute pelicans

Kos Samaras: Angus Taylor just alienated families like mine – and doomed the Liberal Party smh.com.au/politics/feder…

@LyrebirdDream Deport

A Royal Commission into antisemitism and “social cohesion” that excludes Palestinian voices is not serious about cohesion or antisemitism.👇🏽

@DanFriedman81 @_ColdHands_ They must have a different definition of “credible” than I do. “Random 🤡 claims something without a shred of evidence.”

Brett Kavanaugh, a man in his 50s, had been valedictorian of his high school, at Yale College and a star student at Yale Law, had clerked for the Supreme Court, had a top career as an appellate lawyer and federal judge and a pristine reputation, and then a random woman from the town he grew up in claimed he had groped her at a party 35 years earlier when they were in high school. Kavanaugh didn’t try to argue that the incident was consensual. He didn’t claim he remembered things differently than she did. He immediately stated that he had never even met the accuser. Denying ever meeting the accuser is a much stronger claim than merely denying assaulting her, and much easier to refute. After Kavanaugh made this denial, Christine Blasey-Ford no longer had to prove he had sexually assaulted her to scuttle his nomination, she only had to prove that the two of them had attended a party together at which such an assault might have occurred. She was unable to do so. She did not know whose house the alleged assault occurred at. None of the people she claimed attended the party corroborated any aspect of her account. Leland Keyser, a friend of Blasey-Ford’s, who the accuser claimed was at the alleged party, said she recalled no such event and had never met Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh produced a detailed calendar he had kept during the summer Blasey-Ford alleged she was assaulted, which included his whereabouts of every weekend night and listing who he was with. Kavanaugh argued that he could alibi himself and provide witnesses for any night Blasey-Ford claimed she might have been at a party with him. Blasey-Ford responded that she did not know the date of her assault and was not entirely certain it even occurred that year. Instead of being seen as persuasive, Kavanaugh’s calendar was mocked in both mainstream and social media because the reason he kept it was for a drinking contest he was having with his friends. Nearly a decade later, there is still not a single shred of proof or a single witness who will corroborate the claim that Brett Kavanaugh and Christine Blasey-Ford were ever in the same room before she testified at his confirmation hearing. Nonetheless, people like Nick Kristof still claim Kavanaugh was “credibly accused” of sexually assaulting this woman.

@DougCameron51 The “Palestinian” govt doesn’t recognise the terrorist Hamas occupation of Gaza. Why should we?

APAN, the voice of the Palestinian community in Australia has been refused leave appear at the RC on antisemitism and social cohesion. Denying Palestinian Australians who have had relatives slaughtered in the Israeli genocide in Gaza is a denial of natural justice,

@MartinRolfe2 Probably related to the number of Muslims you want to kill Jooz, relative to the number of Jooz who want to kill Muslims?

Hey Albo! Can you explain why the Jewish community gets $604m and the Muslim community $24m? Or: $5209 per Jewish Australian. $29 per Muslim Australian. I'm sure there's a really good reason, so what is it?

Aussies: “We need to minimise immigration.” Gov: “No, we aren’t doing that.” Aussies: “Rent is too expensive.” Gov: “Good point. We’ll increase costs for landlords so they have to charge you more.” Aussies..."Electricity is too expensive" Gov..."We're committed to net zero...regardless of the cost to you!" Aussies: “I can’t keep up with the cost of living.” Gov: “Too bad. We can’t stop spending more than we’re making, so inflation will keep rising.” Aussies: “The NDIS is scamming taxpayers out of millions every year.” Gov: “Yeah, but we don’t want to offend the NDIS scammers — they might call us racist.” Aussies: “Okay fine, we gave you a chance. We’re voting @OneNationAus.” Gov: “You filthy, uneducated racist.”

@SimonBanksHB You know the papers proving you’re lying are public, right? FY26 set the record with 25.6%. FY27 will set a new record. FY28 will set another new record.

Just your friendly reminder that the Howard and Costello Government still comfortably retain the record for the highest taxing Budgets in Australian history With 24.2% of GDP in the 2004-05 and 2005-06 Budgets

@Foolsfork1 @Peter_Fitz Fortunately they don’t. They provide notice ahead of military exercises. That’s why there’s minimal civilian casualties.

@TheWhogg @Peter_Fitz But when you destroy all the buildings with all the people in them it is

Sickening.

@noisywomanMP @Peter_Fitz Totally worth it to read the world of jihadis forever

@Peter_Fitz How much of this money will be sent to those dropping the bombs? Pity there was no money in the budget to investigate returning IDF soldiers for war crimes.

@talkingwalk @Peter_Fitz The world doesn’t need to defend itself from 🇮🇱 because only 0.01% of 🌎 is losing a war and even that tiny sliver of the world would be fine if they surrendered.

@Peter_Fitz Nothing can justify what Israel has done, and contrinues to do. The fact that they drive their hypocrisy bus through the world on the back of holocaust victimhood,and while making accusations of antisemetiscm is the greatest shame of all, and its ALL ON THEM.

@Foolsfork1 @Peter_Fitz Dead buildings don’t count as a genocide under “international law”

@Peter_Fitz Palestine genocide deniers are the new holocaust deniers

@Peter_Fitz Yes. The suffering the worst people on earth would inflict on Gazans by invading a superior power and then continuing a hopeless war instead of surrendering is sickening.

@JacintaAllanMP Surprised to see you advertising her plan to cut a small amount of your horrendous waste.

Good morning to everyone except Jess Wilson and her Liberal plan for $40 billion of cuts to services Victorians rely on.

@DrDigiPol @seanmdav Booting our arsonists who set fires inside Congress to impede an official proceeding? Yep that’s exactly the kind of values 🇺🇸 needs.

I believe these are the two transgressions you are referring to: one Justin burning a piece of paper with the confederate flag on it and another Justin staring at the Sergeant at Arms. They were being boxed out of the process of boxing them out of elections and now they are being boxed out completely. I wonder what the republican goal was... oh yeah... boxing out all black representation from Tennessee in Congress. These are NOT American values.

BREAKING: Notice has just been given to Democrats in the Tennessee House that all members of the Democrat Caucus are being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as a result of their behavior in the statehouse during the redistricting debates last week, which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement. In the state of Tennessee, political terrorism will not be tolerated. National Republicans take note that this is how you exercise power.

@Peter_Fitz Truly retarded stuff.

Makes sense to me. You?