Ajay

My computer started screaming at me today for no reason. It's PC gone mad, is what it is!

@henrycooke Great photo of you and @aoc_nz on a normal London day there

I'm back in Stuff today with a month-by-month guide to r̶u̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ moving to London in 2025!

@PastTenseOfJav Can confirm

I share my location with the homies so they know where I am when I’m firing off unhinged tweets at 2 in the morning

@benmackey Congratulations mate! What an exciting role and really looking forward to your work on it!

some personal news. stoked to be appointed as AAP's new Pacific Editor. i'll transition into the role from NZ Correspondent over the coming months. have loved my five years as NZ Corro but still some time to go - and a cracking new role to get into.

Mr. Brown told me to pack an extra marmalade sandwich for this particular adventure. #PaddingtonInPeru

@dan_brunskill Mo Money Mo Problems?? Do guest features count in the Diddy boycott?

@PastTenseOfJav You think that’s bad

This is Burlington, USA for straight men in their 30s.

The Chase USA makes me SICK. Over-produced set, obscene amounts of prize money, substituting charisma for wit, and an in-show analysts/commentators room as if it’s pro-football?? Should not be on anyone’s screens, let alone ours 👎

@chamfy The more confounding one is how native English speakers globally tend to say “Prime Minister” as “pri-minister”

Some of you take the English language for granted and it shows

@AnnaCwhyte @taylornation13 The album cover looks amazing

@taylornation13 @The_Ajay_

We can show you incredible things… 🐦 taylorswift.com

Is country music just land shanties?

@ConorWhittenTV @ACurrentAffair9 @PastTenseOfJav @AinsRyder We can get more people at a party at @PastTenseOfJav and @AinsRyder’s place surely

@ACurrentAffair9 cc @PastTenseOfJav @AinsRyder @The_Ajay_

WORLD RECORD: Tina Turner always had a unique connection with Australian life, especially with her iconic soul song Nutbush City Limits. Now in the wake of her recent death, outback Queensland has smashed the world record for the most people simultaneously nutbushing. #9ACA

Seeing strangers online successfully getting Taylor Swift tickets:

@AnnaCwhyte @Jasonwalls92 I have no comment on this, mostly because I will be in a different longitude and hence attempting to make one of the European dates

@Jasonwalls92 @The_Ajay_ this one was good

So Chris Hipkins can secure a one-on-one meeting with Xi Jinping - but can’t get Taylor Swift to play even one show in New Zealand? Priorities absolutely out of whack.

@ash_gah Tragic news 😢 he was so effortlessly friendly and constantly helpful

@finelineruby You spend the whole song trying different variations of it and eventually give up

it’s much more difficult to do the ymca dance in lowercase

Missing a very strong contender 🇳🇺

@molliotti @henrycooke @henrycooke remember when we got out of the Milford track and you found out Ashley Bloomfield had resigned

***PADDINGTON 2 LIVE-TWEET: THE RULES*** This lecture explores the Christmas(ish) classic Paddington 2 through the lens of English & Welsh law. Contributions are welcome, but I'm perfectly prepared to tweet the entire film to a wall of embarrassed silence. #LegalLiveTweet

News just in from TVNZ .... the chase still rules