uncle broo

@BarstoolBigCat If you don’t love Vanny at his no AC going up hills you don’t deserve him at his AC going down hills

Vanny 2 is a warrior. Only defect is that the AC turns off when going up hills. But that’s Grit

@KendraMiddleton Prepare for battle in the Cuck Colosseum

Cuck chair room:

I think my hotel room in Charlotte set the cuck chair world record. The entire room is a cuck chair I can’t even fit it in a photo.

@BarstoolYak The Tunnel

🚨 With no live programming next week due to Surviving Barstool, we will be airing 5 YAK RERUNS instead. Send us suggestions for your favorite, most underrated, deep cut Yak episodes that you think we should air! ⬇️

Manson got a double minor for this jab on McCarron with the end of his stick 😳

@Section10Pod @Nutrafol We went to a game circa 2000 where they kept us in a rain delay for three hours before calling the game. We got there an hour before first pitch, stayed for four hours, never saw a player on the field. They got our money for hot dogs, hot chocolate, and ponchos for sure. Trash

This brutal move by the Red Sox makes us want to pull our hair out ⛈️ @Nutrafol

@NFL_DovKleiman Pssssst. Prediction markets aren’t news sources.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mike Vrabel has a 64% chance of being fired this year as the Patriots' head coach. Vrabel has essentially been exposed to having an illicit relationship with NFL insider Dianna Russini. The situation is only getting worse 😳

@middlebrooks @Section10Pod

See you guys when I get out of jail. Rules are rules.

@BarstoolBigCat Honestly Dana has to be given so many “Get Out of Jail Free” cards for not immediately beating Meek into a pulp for that

He actually did that? Absolute scumbag

Chat is now begging for this to eliminate Meek for his hand being off the cart. Do you really think this is conclusive evidence that his hand is off the cart or do you just hate Meek?

@BarstoolBigCat All due respect, Ethan needs this money more (since he still doesn’t have his poker money but he’ll definitely be able to get this payout no problem)

He was built for this. Needs to finish strong

@OhioTate Green Greg drank one beer so Chris Klemmer could drink four ciders

Unless I’m mistaken he has finished four (4) ciders.

@OhioTate Guessing he wants to expense that steak though

Mintzy being the first person eliminated from the $30,000 stream because he let go of the golf cart to pull up his pants is the most Mintzy thing ever. Good news is he has volunteered to come do something like “eat a steak in front of them later to really piss them off”

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark They don’t call him “One Month Trial Ethan” for nothing

The @StoolAfterDark winner take all $30,000 Confinement Stream starts tomorrow immediately following The Yak Prediction Contest: How long will it last? Days / Hours / Minutes / Seconds Closest guess gets to antique Lucas next time they’re in Chicago (or can gift it to someone)

@HackswithHaggs *to*

Tough win an NBA playoff game when you don't make a shot in the last four minutes of the game. Gonna be a quiet sports spring in Boston. Yikes

@_TyAnderson Picking up on a theme here….

McAvoy: “We squeezed every drop out of this group.”

#mood until further notice #NHLBruins

Maybe I’m a little too hungover for a 9:00am showing of MICHAEL but here we go!

@Steve_Perrault Steve, I think they might be this bad

Really can’t believe this team is 9-16. They aren’t THIS bad…right?

@madconroy9 @mackenzielozano @ConnerHKnapp Madeline Mackenzie (and Peggy)

macro kids enjoying live theater together!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @mackenzielozano @ConnerHKnapp

So about Mike Vrabel saying Will Campbell wasn’t moving to guard after the SB…