The Michelle Slaughter

Looking for some half siblings I never met IRL. This is the only pic I have of my half-brother James "J.J." back of pic says "12 yrs, 1985" Last name may be Kearns. Moms name believed to be Barbara. #siblings #Findmysiblings #findmybrother #JamesSlaughter #Help

Told my son this morning if I ever get in the music biz, my name will be Lil Onion because I'm a rapscallion. He was not impressed. What do kids know anyway?

@wiseconnector He said, "I love you." I said, "Thanks. I had a good night." And proceeded to get out of the car. He was dropping me home after our very first date. 🥴

There is no one else quite like you. No one. You are the one and only unique you. The fingerprint of your life will echo countless through the ages. And isn't that just f-cking amazing?!? 🥰

@WillieHandler 🤔

Plant based potatoes, what a revolutionary idea.

Microwave instructions on the side of foods are so stupid. Like, listen up Taquitos, we both know I'm not going to eat only THREE of you so just tell me how long to heat 10 of you and stop trying to shame my life choices.

A gathering or haunting rather. Join our #spnfamily for some solidarity. #SagAftraStrike #WGAStrike

@SteaknShake Hadn't been to your place since pre-pandemic and was soooo excited to see you again. Walked in today and -pardon my language - but WTF. You've really let yourself go. What a shame. 😕

Realized what I wanted in this relationship was a 4 course meal at a 3 Michelin star restaurant and all I got was an off brand expired box of mac n cheese. 😕

@liteknight57 But...you don't exist??

"I dreamt I went to hell. It wasn't even that bad." #ThingsTaeSays

Guys?? Guys!! I didn't sign up for the Ouija Board option with my @23andMe membership. 🤔

@DelbertThomas10 @USPS A letter from the state that I needed in January for documents I needed to provide and then everything after that was delayed because I never got the letter. It's all been sorted out since then but this sure would've saved a big ass headache.

@The_Michelle_S @USPS So what was in it

Got a letter in the mail Saturday from the state. Busy weekend so I put it to the side til now. Just realized the letter is dated January 5 and the envelope is postmarked January 6. @usps what the actual eff, bro.

@liteknight57 Believe me, there was plenty of cussing to be heard. 😂

Forgot the word "ink" and so I just had to check the "printer juice" levels. 🤔 How's your day going? 😂

@halphelan @TiaMoeller I love those weirdos! 😍

@TiaMoeller Morbid! It was part two of their spooky castles episode, from Oct 2022. I was listening for research haha.

What’s a horror scene that lives in your mind rent free?

@Vought_Prod Love Connor Price. He's really good.

@rollins_green Sam and Dean Winchester. I'm saved! Huzzah!!

You've been kidnapped! Your rescuers are the characters from the last TV show you watched. Who's coming? It's not gonna go well. Maybe I'll be able to sneak out the back?

@GailSpeculates Thankfully I don't have to touch it. Just wanted to make sure I don't end up all itchy if I accidentally have contact.

@The_Michelle_S Virginia creepe. Some people, like me, are not good with it. I need to use gloves when I rip it off of things. It can choke out all sorts of good shrubs & trees and it is tenacious as hell.

Can someone please tell me what this plant is? Google pics say it's not poison ivy, sumac or oak (and "leaves of 3, let them be" doesn't apply) but the mere suggestion is making me itchy 😭

@joy_slaughter Thank you! You've no idea what peace of mind you've given me. ❤️