Tom Hesketh💙

@Kevin_Maguire Why bother making a speech when the content and quotes from the speech have already been released to the media?

"As Leader and Prime Minister, I take responsibility for these results. After everything you did for your community, you didn’t deserve this defeat." - Starmer msg to 1,400 Labour former cllrs. But hails workers & renters' rights, 500,000 kids out of poverty & falling NHS waits.

@SouthernWater Very poor service, wish I could cancel and go elsewhere but not able to do this! No meter readings taken since January 2026, no bills issued since July 2025, meter underwater again. I really should not be bothered as my credit keeps rising.

@Parody_PM Muslims voting for Reform would be like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Reform are the British version of Donald Trump - if they lose there's got to be something other than people just dislike their policies.

We are seriously concerned that many Muslim women were prevented from voting for the famously racist and anti-Muslim Reform party.

@Parody_PM Now he's joined Reform, can immediately expect invitations to appear on Jeremy Vine, BBC Question Time and LK on Sunday

We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.

Nigel Farage is desperate to convince everyone that he never met Nathan Gill, the traitor who took bribes from Russia, so please don't share these.

@AndrewRichard18 They're not pissed up. They're just typical thick Americans who think they have a devine right to win everything. Who have a competition only Americans play in but call it the World series. Deluded!!

#RyderCup Europe Team should walk off based on behaviour of USA crowd. As all the Yanks think of is $$$$ when sponsors and TV money dries up they wont be interested.

@lauriewhitwell Cucurella a very lucky boy not to go for a 2 footed lunge

Funny game. Amorim drops two signings from INEOS’s first summer in place of older players bought by previous regimes + gets a dynamic performance. Maguire has been excellent, Casemiro scores then gets sent off for two bookings. Cucurella lucky by same measure. #MUFC

@Parody_PM A brick

What would you throw him if he fell in?

@AmazonHelp Raised issue regarding how poor customer service at Amazon is. Got a reply that basically ignored every point I raised and just resent the original email. My issues were either not read or ignored. Rated the advisor as only 1 star as 0 stars was not an option

@AmazonHelp Beginning to wonder if Customer Service at Amazon should be renamed Customer Non Service. Given an email address that doesn't exist, endless online chats with bots who send you round in circles, request phone calls that are not received. SHAMBLES!

@Neccccy If politicians are to be sacked for lying, there would be an empty House of Commons

Should Darren Jones be sacked immediately for blatantly lying to the public? Yes or No?

@lauriewhitwell @David_Ornstein If a player is only joining for Champions League, then let them sign for somebody else. Unless they want United, United dont need them.

Manchester United have been informed Liam Delap’s preference is to join Chelsea. w @David_Ornstein #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/62674…

@lauriewhitwell On that performance United got what they deserved - nothing at all!

Maguire is up front again. #MUFC

@UnitedRadar 5

@RobbieSavage8 You are so biased against United. Keep banging on about Real missing their best players. How many players have United got missing? But doesn't fit your agenda

@AndyMitten Used to be a season ticket holder, had to give it up. Purely going on the number of posts on social media

@The_Sketh I think it’s a tiny, tiny number who film the game. Where do you sit in the ground? Do a lot of people film the game there?

Leaving Istanbul for Old Trafford tonight. I wish the atmosphere would be as loud as I’ve experienced in Turkey. It should be, because this Manchester United team are on the floor at home and need full on support right now.

@UnitedWayUSA He bought most of them!!

Plot twist Everyone is realizing Ten Hag was over achieving with the squad he had available

@rioferdy5 Rio, with his new found freedom, please advise exactly what Sancho has achieved at Chelsea. Will he be in the next England squad? 1 assist in the last 11 games.

Sancho Freedom Comment FFS 😱