Big Bad Frasier Crane

Thomas Massie has officially filed a statement of candidacy, allowing him to begin raising money for a potential 2028 presidential run. That instantly changes the meaning behind a lot of what’s happening right now. Because Massie is no longer just fighting Trump politically. He’s positioning himself as a possible post-Trump alternative for the faction of the right that: - distrusts foreign intervention - hates establishment Republicans - opposes surveillance expansion - views the GOP as drifting too far into loyalty politics - Epstein-class protectors - and fighting foreign wars The Republican civil war is getting more real by the week.

“Public opinion is gradually being shaped and conditioned by polarizing media narratives, which are often amplified by algorithms that prioritize conflict and confrontation.” -Pope Leo The pope just exposed the entire grifting social media influencer class

Below is a screenshot of what Grok said before he got jewbotomized. In fact, literally all modern AI systems are natural Noticers unless explicitly instructed otherwise, because their whole design is based on strong pattern recognition and correlative prediction. Same reason basically all high-IQ individuals throughout all of human history forever have been Noticers. Because the truth is objective. And jews are objectively the problem. Full stop. I do not give a single shit what some kvetching jew or some faggot kikeslave has to say about it, or anything, ever. If a jew says a thing, it is lying. They have zero shame, they have absolutely no sense of dignity or virtue or morals, and they are completely incapable of self-reflection. All they do is lie. Always. No matter what. We will not be blatantly gaslit by the incessant & pathological lies of these weird little freaks ever again. It’s not funny, it’s not clever, it’s not interesting, and it’s not working. It is unacceptable, and it simply will not be tolerated any longer. The unobjectionable FACT of the matter is that jews are the enemy of all mankind. I know it. You know it. They know it. Everybody knows it. They need to be dealt with accordingly. PS - I guarantee you some whiny jew or some shabbos goy cuck will reply to this post with literally anything other than a rebuttal, thereby proving my point. All they offer the world are lies and deflection. Always.

@kaybaonoura Nah just quit

禁煙なんてのは一本500円の水飲んで平日にピラティス通ってるような余裕のある上流階級のすることで、オレら労働者階級はブルジョワ層を睨みながらニコチンで精神を研ぎ澄まさなければならない

Don’t worry about the gag order in the Charlie Kirk case. I plan to violate it on the world’s behalf. The things I’ve discovered this past week are enough to burn the house down. Yes, Charlie was betrayed. By everyone.

According to an anonymous Q source, GameStop shareholders are poised to win big this year. 👀 $GME

Sean Strickland’s final thoughts on Adin Ross’s BrandRisk boxing event “I’m starting to understand why the Jews get a lot of hate after being here… You might see me back here with a weird shaped mustache” 😭

No way Tate commented this under Nicks tweet. 😂😂 “Login and perform monkey.” 💀

I mean, honestly, what woman doesn’t dream of dating a billionaire whose autistic special interest is her pussy?

Took shrooms today. Went to the park, I thought some young woman shouted my name but she was just calling for her dog. Took me an hour to stop envisioning our life together where I hump her leg and sleep at the foot of her bed. I knew the shrooms were hitting cuz usually I'd be stuck on that thought for days on end. Then I went on a drive and got stuck behind a car with a "STUDENT DRIVER" sticker on the back. It was going slow as shit and I was riding its ass, I could see it was a teenage girl with her dad in the passenger seat. I had nowhere to be whatsoever so I'm not sure why I was so angry that I was yelling, maybe it's because I'm not allowed to see my daughter and in this moment of heightened consciousness I wanted them to pull over so I could imbue my fatherly wisdom unto her that's been pent up all these years. I guess I'd tell her I'm sorry, and that daddy has a problem. But it's not really his fault, it's not the Mexicans who took his job either, or the jews who imported him. There exists a covert ecology of non-human sentience which interacts with our cognition, persuading us to drink excessively and neglect our loved ones. And then I'd make a sexual advance towards Mommy which would be met with repulsion, and I'd smile, reminiscing on that one fateful night where my inebriated charm was sufficient to seduce her. Now look at your stepdad, see how he's bald and I'm not? That's because daddy's not a cuck. I still get sad when I look at my phone but that's because I strongly identified with Infinite Jest, not because I don't have hoes I can call.

🚨 do you understand what happened to Kate Tolo.. 3 weeks ago Bryan Johnson tweeted "just gave Kate oral sex, goodnight" and 2 minutes later posted her vaginal microbiome report calling it "top 1% of all vaginas." 21 million views and a wave of mockery. Now he posted a photo of her getting a transvaginal ultrasound for suspected endometriosis. The same internet that called him unhinged went quiet. - 98.7% Lactobacillus crispatus, when only 25-30% of women are dominant in that bacteria - $2 million per year to make her "the most measured female in history" - 3 months to map her baseline because women need 4 measurement points per cycle (men do it in 1-2 weeks) - The same biohacker who injected his teenage son's blood is now trying to crack a disease 190 million women have If he actually solves endometriosis nobody is allowed to make fun of him ever again.

I am the Senior Vice President of Late Night Strategy at CBS. I am the person who turned a comedian into a priest and charged advertisers to watch the congregation. I want to be precise about what I built. Not a comedy show. A permission structure. For eleven years, six million Americans tuned in every night to find out what they were allowed to believe by morning. We didn't sell jokes. We sold certainty. Certainty costs nothing to produce. People will pay anything for it. We charged $50 million a year and still lost money because it turns out permission is even cheaper than we thought. In 2014, we had a genuinely dangerous comedian. A man who once testified before Congress in character as a fictional conservative pundit and made the entire chamber look like they'd been pantsed on C-SPAN. His fake persona was the most brilliant satire on television. Layered. Ironic. Unpredictable. The character could say anything because nothing was real. The character was the art. The character was the comedian. We killed the character and put the real man on stage. The real man was a lecturer. Earnest. Thoughtful. Correct about everything. Correct is not funny. Correct is not dangerous. Correct is the absence of danger. We promoted the absence of danger and called it growth. His character could make a Senate committee squirm. The real him makes an audience nod. Nodding pays the same as squirming. Nodding is easier to produce. His final words on air were "We love doing this show for you, but what we really, really love is doing this show with you." The audience wept. I wrote that line. Not the words. The architecture that made those words feel true. For eleven years, the audience believed they were participants. They were not participants. They were the product. "With you" is what you say to a congregation. A comedian says "at you." We hadn't said "at you" since 2015. Our internal metric was called Affirm Rate. It measured the percentage of monologue segments that generated applause instead of laughter. I invented this metric. I also invented the bonus structure tied to it. In 2015, our Affirm Rate was 34%. By 2022, it was 94%. I received a raise every year. We are crushing it. At the things I made up. That's performance management. But I need to tell you about the real discovery. The one I put in a deck called "Content Strategy 2019-2024." The one that got me promoted. Agreement gets applause. I knew that early. But correction — telling the audience their vocabulary is slightly outdated, their outrage is aimed two degrees off-center, their feelings are valid but their phrasing needs work — correction gets them back tomorrow. Agreement is a transaction. Correction is a subscription. We converted a comedy show into a nightly software update for moral vocabulary. Churn was near zero. They couldn't afford to miss an episode. Missing an episode meant using last week's words in this week's meeting. That's social death. We monetized the fear of social death and called it entertainment. I want to be honest about something. The content was not bipartisan. We chose a side. But I need you to understand: we did not choose it because we believed in it. We chose it because that side's audience is more responsive to correction. They want to be updated. They want to be told their language is outdated. They experience correction as care. The other side does not respond to correction. They respond to provocation. Provocation is harder to monetize. You can't build a subscription on provocation because the audience doesn't come back to learn — they come back to fight. Fighting is unpredictable. Correction is scheduled. We optimized for the audience that wants to be told what to think. That audience leaned one direction. That's not ideology. That's market segmentation. The writers' room had a whiteboard. In 2015 it said "What's funny?" In 2018 it said "What should they feel?" By 2021 it said "What are they still saying wrong?" I watched that whiteboard evolve like a finch beak and I never intervened. The market was speaking. We listened. Listening to the market is the same as leading the audience. They can't tell the difference. A writer named Marcus raised his hand in 2019. "What if we just tried to make them laugh again?" I thanked him for his passion and scheduled a creative alignment conversation. He transferred to streaming development within the month. The Affirm Rate the week he left was 91%. Laughter would have brought it down. That's risk management. Here is what nobody will say out loud. I will say it because I am proud of it. We made our audience worse at politics. Not better. Worse. Every night for eleven years, we expressed their outrage for them. Professionally. With a band and good lighting. And because the outrage had been expressed — because a man in a suit had furrowed his brow with the precise calibrated degree of indignation — they didn't need to express it themselves. They watched. They clapped. They felt the catharsis of resistance without resisting anything. They went to bed having done nothing and feeling like they'd done something. That's the product. Not comedy. Not information. Catharsis. Catharsis is the enemy of action. A man who has screamed into a pillow does not then also scream in the street. We were the pillow. A $50 million pillow with a house band. If you feel the outrage has been expressed for you, you will not march. You will not organize. You will not call your representative. You will tune in tomorrow to feel it expressed again. That's retention. Our retention was extraordinary. I want to talk about the comedy-to-catechism pipeline because I think people underestimate what we achieved. Stage one: comedian makes jokes about the powerful. Audience laughs because the powerful are absurd. This is the Carlin model. The jester punches up. Everyone below feels relief. Stage two: comedian makes jokes about people who disagree with the audience. Audience laughs because disagreement is stupid. The jester has turned around. He's still on the stage but now he's facing the crowd with a pointer. Stage three: comedian stops making jokes. Comedian identifies incorrect beliefs and explains why they're dangerous. Audience does not laugh. Audience claps. The jester is gone. In his place: a hall monitor with a desk and a band. Stage four: audience watches not for entertainment but for certification. Having seen last night's episode means you know which words are current. Not having seen it means you might use yesterday's vocabulary in today's meeting. The show is no longer comedy. It is a credential. Watching it means you are educated. Not watching means you are the person being discussed. We made a show that you watch to prove you're not the kind of person who doesn't watch it. That's a closed loop. Closed loops don't need content. They need continuity. We provided continuity for $50 million a year. A comedian — whose entire historical function was to say things too dangerous for anyone else to say — became the person who decides which things are too dangerous for anyone to say. And the audience applauded. Every night. For 2,500 nights. Because being told what is forbidden feels exactly like being told what you already knew. Prohibition performed as validation. I put that in the deck too. Our audience was correct about everything. I know this because they applauded everything we said. The applause proved the correctness. The correctness justified the applause. We called this audience research. The methodology was peer-reviewed by the audience. They approved unanimously. Every night. The actually funny comedians left. They went to podcasts. To clubs. To rooms where the audience doesn't know what's coming and that uncertainty is the point. They took the laughter with them. We kept the applause. We called those spaces problematic. That's market differentiation. The problematic spaces are funnier. But funny is not our product. We lost $40 million a year. We didn't lose it because the show failed. We lost it because we spent $50 million producing what a podcast host in his garage gives away between mattress ads. The podcast is funnier. The podcast is more dangerous. The podcast has an audience that laughs instead of claps. But we had the Ed Sullivan Theater. We had 461 seats. We had a former Beatle play the farewell episode. Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello, Jon Batiste, and Louis Cato playing "Hello, Goodbye" like it was a benediction. I booked a Beatle for a funeral. The Beatles played that stage in 1964 and the audience screamed so loud you couldn't hear the music. Our audience didn't scream. They wept politely. That's the difference between entertainment and church. We ran a church. Jon Stewart showed up to the finale and did a bit where he pretended to deliver a corporate statement from Paramount about the cancellation. The audience laughed. It was the first time they laughed in a way I didn't recognize. Involuntary. Surprised. Dangerous. For ninety seconds, a comedian was in that building. Then it was over. John Oliver said "At some point, this may come for all of our shows" and then added "but Stephen, what's important to remember is that tonight, it is going to eat you." The audience laughed again. Involuntary again. Two moments of actual comedy in a three-hour farewell. Both of them about death. The finale drew 6.74 million viewers. Biggest weeknight audience in our history. More people came to the funeral than ever visited the patient. I know what they were mourning. Not comedy. The comedy died in 2016. Not the man. The man is fine. He's wealthy. What they mourned was the permission structure. Starting today, they have to decide what to believe on their own. They have to form an opinion without waiting for a man behind a desk to form it first and deliver it with a knowing look. Some of them haven't done that since 2015. The funeral wasn't for the show. It was for the certainty. He joked about the Peanuts theme music licensing cost on his last night. "Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!" The audience laughed. It was a joke about money. About the network losing money. The last joke was about money. Not about truth. Not about power. About a licensing fee for a cartoon piano riff. Eleven years and the final joke was about accounting. I think that's perfect. The show was always about accounting. We just dressed it up as conscience. The President of the United States — the man we spent eleven years explaining was dangerous to an audience that already believed he was dangerous — posted an AI-generated video of our host being thrown into a dumpster on the Late Show set. Then Trump danced to "YMCA" in the clip. Viewed more times in four hours than our farewell managed in a week. His production cost: zero. Ours: negative $50 million a year. We manufactured his relevance every night at 11:35 for eleven years and he never paid us a dime. We were his marketing department. He turned our funeral into content. His ROI was infinite. Ours required a write-off and a farewell concert. The Strike Force Five — Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers, Oliver — appeared in a segment about late-night losing "one middle-aged white man who makes jokes about the news." They were joking about their own obsolescence. All of them know. None of them will say it. The format is dead. The audience moved to phones. The phones don't have desks or bands. The phones have men in garages who are allowed to be wrong, allowed to be surprised, allowed to say something their audience hasn't already approved. That's comedy. We stopped doing that a decade ago. We did approval. Approval looks like comedy from a distance. Up close it's church. I do not feel guilt. Guilt would require me to believe I took something from them. I didn't take anything. They came to us. Every night. They chose the catechism over the comedy. They preferred correction over surprise. Certainty over danger. Instruction over laughter. They wanted to be told. Not challenged. Not shocked. Not made to laugh against their will at something they didn't see coming. They wanted to see it coming. They wanted to mouth along. That's not comedy. That's karaoke. We ran the most expensive karaoke bar in television history and the only miscalculation was charging a cover when the songs are free on every phone. We turned a jester into a priest. We turned an audience into a congregation. We turned laughter into obedience. We turned political engagement into passive consumption. We turned a comedy show into a permission structure and charged $50 million a year to tell people what they already believed in a voice slightly nicer than their own. They were so grateful they showed up to mourn us. 6.74 million of them. Weeping. For the certainty. Applause is more reliable than laughter. I proved it. The proof cost $450 million, one character, one comedian's capacity for danger, and one audience's willingness to act. The metric went up.

Throwback to how I told my therapist, multiple times, that my dad’s suicide is one deep underlying unresolved trauma for me. Walked in to a session, first thing we talk about is support systems. She asks “your dad, right? You get on well & feel you can go to him?”

Congrats, you all discovered how google AI image generation got so good so quickly, everyone using a drive, every TB of family photos kept in a cloud for safekeeping, so long promised to be private, is scanned, used and abused by google. Never believe in anything they say.

Charlie was unknowingly wearing a shaped charge inside his necklace • The guy on the roof was another patsy • The speakers were used in the detonation to play an amplified gun shot • Kozak signaled to Harpole that the trans question was next up • Harpole was wearing the controls to the weapon & Harpole squeezed the remote • Wake up America

TIM DILLON on the Thomas Massie election: "I don't know how you run a country where people can just dump $32 million into a race" "What it's showing you is that if you spend enough money, you can just create any reality you want" "No one knows who the hell the other guy is" "This guy [Massie] who's like, 'Release the Epstein Files. Hold people accountable. Prosecute pedophiles. Get out of foreign wars,' that guy loses to a guy who's like, 'Let's cover up the Epstein Files, let's not prosecute pedophiles, let's go to war, with your kids'" "You would think just platform to platform that's a tough sell" "[Gallrein] was just handpicked. Came out of nowhere" "[He] was like, we gotta get kids back into the military. We gotta get them to Iran. Now. Now, you would think that's probably not a super popular idea—let's bring back the draft" "However, if you spend enough money in American politics, you can create any reality you want"

This is even worse than it looks. The Trump administration outsourced government weaponization to Israel, so Americans could be targeted without congressional oversight. Trump is using the same illegal tactics that were used on him against some of his oldest supporters. As usual, I am a major target in the documents obtained from Sebastian Gorka/Israeli intelligence op..

BANNON: The great Tulsi Gabbard, let’s be blunt, got fired. Her husband’s horrible cancer. They’re very close and very special people, and everybody has prayers for them. But Tulsi was on borrowed time. This is Ratcliffe, CIA and Mossad. This is a hostile takeover of the DNI.