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@CryptoMikli What a loser

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@MattWalshBlog @FrontRowBrian Says the weak little bitch boy

The health consciousness stuff has gone massively overboard. People walking around with bands tracking their vital signs every second of the day like they’re astronauts on the ISS. Treating alcohol or sugar like it’ll kill them if they look at it. Tracking their sleep. Counting their steps. It’s possible to live a healthy life without being an obsessive, paranoid lunatic. You’re gonna die either way. In a few decades you’ll be just as dead as the rest of us, if not sooner. Relax a little and live your life while you still can.

@avilewis Saying Canada will be burning faster than we can build is a wildly false and misleading statement

This is laughable, coming from someone who has been winking at the MAGA-aligned separatist movement for years. People who are losing sleep over climate change are not the ones tearing our country apart: we’re trying to save it. This summer Canada could well be burning faster than we can build it.

@TheMarieOakes You can tell by his sausage fingers

I have come to the conclusion that people really do not care about having a good diet and loath the people who actually care about having a nutrient dense diet. Fuck man. Basically everything in this picture is very unhealthy. People oddly think processed meat is healthy.

@VigilantFox This guy isn’t a medical doctor by the way.

Dr. Paul Saladino: “One of the first issues I have with these GLPs is you’re probably on them FOR LIFE.” “So if Charles [Barkley] stops the GLP-1, the research is pretty clear that he’s going to regain the weight within one to two years…” PBD: “Why is that?” Dr. Saladino: “When you stop it, the eating habits that you never fixed will outpace the metabolism that’s been changed by the GLPs.” “These GLPs will slow down your metabolism because you’re eating less food. And so you’ve lost fat. You’ve also lost muscle mass. Muscle mass is positive for our metabolism. Muscle mass burns calories.” “There’s a study that came out saying that when you stop a GLP-1, you regain the weight four times faster than if you stopped exercise. Four times faster!”

@thekramburglar @swingstatemind You wish Chelsea would look at you

@swingstatemind She’s to busy getting that cock

Will this get edited out? Chelsea Handler dropping the Joe Rogan balls in Tony Hinchcliffe’s mustard yellow veneered mouth roast 😳

@brutalfightz2 That guy is dead

Ooof he went night night 🤷‍♂️👀

@joeroganhq It’s called manipulation you stupid fuck

White White: "Here’s the thing about Trump. You hate him, right? I’ll tell you this. I will bring you to dinner with President Trump. You will sit there for an hour, you’ll laugh your a*s off for 40 minutes, and you’ll look at me and go 'Holy sh*t!'"

@SydSteyerhart It’s not even coming out on PC at first so you don’t even know what you’re talking about

This game is going to bankrupt Rockstar. It has to sell roughly 13 million copies (at $80/each) just to break even. The rising cost in computer hardware has shrunk the potential market of those who even have the necessary specs to play it, and the writing is probably garbage.

@NathanJRobinson Why doesn’t this pussy just clean his room and stop crying

I think what's happened to Peterson is awful and I wish him the best, but it really does show that maybe he should have been a little less judgmental of people who are dealt a bad hand in life and not hectored them quite so aggressively about personal responsibility

@ChampRDS @MiddleEasy @katiemillerpod That’s why it sucked ass lmao

Dana White says the ENTIRE UFC White House promo video was made with AI, including his voice 🤯 "[AI] is not the future, it's now. It's already happening." (via @katiemillerpod)

@MeghanEMurphy I can do all those things and still play games Meghan,

This is such a stupid take, but one that demonstrates the immaturity and atrophied brains of gamers. There are countless respectable hobbies. Play an instrument, take up jiu jitsu, go hunting, go to the gym, play a sport, learn to fish, go hiking, build a shed, fix a car, build something, make something, write something, read something, play something. Do something that makes you better, not worse. x.com/kevan_gogh/sta…

@KatieMiller @FrontRowBrian @danawhite This stupid fuck beat his wife on camera. Who listens to him?

DANA WHITE: “When you're a man, you are the provider. You are the one that that takes care of your family. You are the example for your kids when they grow up and your sons, and your daughters. “You can't be that guy that I see posting on social media. Oh, I had a bad day, and I'm so sad, and all this other crazy shit. “It’s just it's unattractive to other males, let alone women.”

@hevanill @KatieMiller @danawhite Crazy right? Thought he was only given 10 years to live

@acidchicken55 @Gavin_McInnes What are you talking about

@Gavin_McInnes LOL this dude is not a stoner anymore, wtf is this shit

The guy decided not to have kids because he needed more spare time. His wife carried their dog in a baby backpack and almost killed herself when it died.

@LizzieMarbach Oh look a dumb Christian on x

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@boneGPT You’re a weak little bitch if you needed a drug to do that

started retatrutide >eating is optional >drinking feels gross >smoking weed feels dumb >gambling feels like it's for the goyim woke up with the sunrise, going for a walk

@Insanevidz_ I’m not going to jail over manslaughter

A drunk guy grabbed a guys wife ass in front of him... Is this the only way to respond?

@DiddysStrongest @ShaoIRL @SincereHyp44120 Why do you think I used AI for that lmao

@Thedirkfiddler @ShaoIRL @SincereHyp44120 Wrong. And actually you just used AI to generate that text so you’ve been dismantled mentally, kid.

xQc is SHOCKED by the amount of research Destiny does and the notes that he takes with Trainwreckstv and Jesse 🤯🚨 Jesse: "You need to just bring the Scuffed Podcast back and then bring Asmongold and Hasan together with Destiny in a call" 👀 Train: "Asmongold already admitted why he doesn't want to do it... Debate tactics" xQc: "Is this Destiny's fking NOTES? This is FKING INSANE... Map of his fking notes... Look at how many indexes it has" Jesse: "Does Destiny lose debates often?" xQc: "I mean like NEVER"

@Nath_Rake So he achieved the rank of pvt? Big fucking deal

@Thedirkfiddler x.com/i/status/20477…

The rifle that Canadians can't own. That the foreign born military service members, who barely speak English, will point at the public if we get too uppity about mass immigration.