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@bryan_johnson I'm gonna need to hear from Kate before I roll with this checklist. She's been awfully quiet.

Many of you seem to be interested in oral sex. As your unc, let’s make sure you do it safely. Protocol below. Have fun licking, friends. [Before oral sex] + Get tested. List below + Get vaccinated. List below + Wash hands + Brush & floss 60 min before + Avoid cleaning teeth right before + Avoid mouthwash + No active cold sores or ulcers + No gum bleeding + No fresh dental work + No recent oral piercing + Trim fingernails + Check genitals for infection + Learn your partner’s protocol [During oral sex] + Avoid anal to vaginal transitions + If not tested or vaccinated: dental dam (vaginal oral sex) and condom (penile oral sex). + Avoid ejaculation in mouth if STI status isn't fully cleared. [After oral sex] + Rinse mouth with water + Wait 30 min before brushing teeth + Monitor symptoms + Get retested + Abstain until test results return [Tests, male + female] + HIV + Syphilis + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis C + Gonorrhea + Chlamydia + HSV-1 + HSV-2 [Tests, female specific] + Cervical screening (Pap / HPV) + Trichomonas (NAAT test) + Vaginal pH + Bacterial vaginosis panel (vaginal microbiome) [Vaccinations] + HPV (9-valent) + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis A HPV-related mouth and throat cancer is now more common than cervical cancer in the US. Cases roughly tripled from 2000 to 2017, and oral sex is the main way it spreads. About 80 million Americans currently have HPV. Take care of yourself and your loved ones by getting tested.

@3YearLetterman @nikitabier Nah you can always tell from their tweets.

@nikitabier We need a tab that shows how many followers financed their waterbed

Would it valuable to know how many of your followers have been active on X in the last 24 hours?

@redsteeze You see this as a bug. They see it as a feature.

The tattoo on his chest is not just a swastika it's not just a Nazi symbol. It's VERY specific. The tattoo of "Totenkoof"that he has on his chest is of the Nazi watch guards who stood over concentration camps watchtowers and purposely shot Jews at will from within those walls. This is what pod save America is now this is what the political and electoral left is now.

@Flowboy_Emo @ClownWorld Just posting in solidarity. Had no idea what the point was either. Kept expecting someone to drive over it while they were doing that. Ignore the haters.

@ClownWorld It's not sad, it's just work. Would you rather have them stay idle? Or am I the only one who doesn't understand.

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@jarvis_best The last AI-proof career path.

I’m fine with this. It will be good preparation for their future careers as full time protestors.

@UsingLyft @artisanalrape Crap, I forgot we put Anson in charge of handing out the loyalty passes. Sorry bro, he was at all the meetings and nobody else wanted the job. Sounds like he's been monitoring what everyone's been up to the last couple decades so he should hit the ground running at least.

@artisanalrape On one hand we’re not supposed to vote or be treated as a monolithic group and on the other hand you’re more saying we are. You cannot pick and choose that way.

Your people made their choice over the past 80 years. They've chosen, by a 9-1 margin repeatedly, to side with any and every other "person of color" against their White countrymen every chance they got. There's no walking that back and getting to stay as a "heritage American".

@jarvis_best Is that on the slate in LA '28?

Hobo panhandler

@HeidiBriones Wait, you think there was a "test"? The man has an extremely discerning palate.

The real question is whether he made her take this test before eating or not. The former is extremely gay and the latter is kind of cute. Like "Damn, girl, your p---- is ridiculous, you must be in the 1%."

@IsaacHayes3 Wow, you have a shockingly high opinion of white people. They managed to invent an undetectable system that elevates them politically/financially in perpetuity and oppresses all others. Then got everyone else to go along with it. Are you sure you're not the white supremacist?

There's no such thing as a Black racist. Racism as a system was created and maintained by white people and white supremacy. Equality fells like racism to someone who benefits from white privilege. And calling a Black person racist is just you reveling your white fear.

@JDCocchiarella "You voted to hurt people experiencing your exact pain...." Weird, I don't remember that bill coming up for a vote.

I really couldn’t care less about this guy. You’re using your dying days to go on a podcast tour imparting faux wisdom? Spend some time with your kids Erika Sasse. You voted to hurt people experiencing your exact pain so spare me.

@BradWCAttorney @DietCoke_Esq And/or frequent flyer miles.

@DietCoke_Esq My model says every case is worth four figures

Oh the damages model I built based on actual data, applicable laws, researched precedent, and my experience?? No no let’s use the vibes model you built based on your feelings instead. The 600% difference in our numbers? Don’t worry about it, kitten

@DietCoke_Esq Two questions: 1) What jurisdiction? 2) How hot is your damages expert?

@Alt_Azn @Caffeindated @ABC Medical Ethics 305: Cannibalism and the Hippocratic Oath - Mortal Enemies or Unlikely Bedfellows?

@Caffeindated @ABC Taste just like chicken

Black people make up 13% of the U.S. population, but Black doctors are not equally represented. trib.al/qRVyQLW

@Kelly4Humanity 2. There's definitely data to support your broader point. And it's undoubtedly good news to anyone who's not an incurable racist or profiting financially/politically from the belief that blacks are helpless victims of oppression. Why doesn't this message get more airtime?

@Kelly4Humanity 1. I don't think *most* people are disagreeing with your overall point. I think they're just critiquing the argument you're using to make it.

Black women are among the most educated groups in the U.S. We’ve elected a black president. We have come a long way since Jim Crow. Challenges remain but government was never meant to be a permanent solution. It is time to dismantle all remnants of slavery and Jim Crow whether in social programs or voting laws. Temporary assistance was never intended to last forever. Yesterday the Supreme Court took another step in rolling back policies rooted in that legacy. Black Americans can stand on their own and have thrived with less government not more. Electing a black face pushing mostly progressive policies has not automatically translated into better outcomes for the black community.

@3YearLetterman @TRHLofficial Coach, you're embarrassing yourself. President Sam Adams was in between them. How can you forget the president that invented beer?

@TRHLofficial Thinking of Ben Franklin passing the presidential baton to Washington still brings tears to my eyes

Today in History April 30, 1789 The Inauguration of George Washington On this historic day in New York City, George Washington was sworn in as the first President of the United States. Here is how the day unfolded. At noon, Washington appeared on the balcony of Federal Hall (the newly remodeled former City Hall at the corner of Wall and Broad Streets). He was dressed in a dark brown suit made of cloth manufactured in America, with white silk stockings and shoes adorned with silver buckles, he placed his hand on a large Bible and took the oath of office administered by Chancellor Robert R. Livingston (one of the “Committee of five” who authored the Declaration of Independence.). Washington repeated the words prescribed by the Constitution: “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” He then added, “So help me God,” and kissed the Bible. A cheer erupted from the massive crowd gathered below in the streets, and a 13-gun salute thundered from the harbor. After the ceremony, President Washington, Vice President John Adams, members of Congress, and other dignitaries walked in procession a short distance north to St. Paul’s Chapel (located at 209 Broadway, between Fulton and Vesey Streets in Lower Manhattan). There, they attended a special service of thanksgiving and prayer led by Reverend Samuel Provoost, the newly appointed Episcopal Bishop of New York. The chapel (which is still standing today as part of Trinity Church Wall Street) was chosen because it was one of the few large churches in the city at the time. The day marked the official beginning of the new federal government under the Constitution. New York City served as the nation’s temporary capital, and the event was celebrated with parades, fireworks, and public rejoicing throughout the young republic. This occasion set important precedents for future presidential inaugurations and symbolized the peaceful transfer of power in the world’s first modern republic.

@WinningWalkers7 @LydiaMoynihan Sure bro. If you’re convinced you nailed an unknown stranger’s wife last night, I’m not going to take that victory from you. You sound like you need a win. Enjoy it buddy. I’m sure things will pick up eventually.

@Theta_c_ @LydiaMoynihan "Thanks for the confirmation you fucked my wife." - Retarded fuck

A Missouri rodeo clown got permanently banned for wearing an Obama mask and joking about him getting gored by a bull. ABC fired Chris Harrison for merely asking about an old antebellum party photo. Roseanne Barr’s show got cancelled for a stupid tweet. We used to have very high standards for respecting the presidency and working in media… just not when it applies to Trump.

@pmschocolate @harri_bergeron I think he accidentally started a conversation with one.

@harri_bergeron You must know a few of these. 🤮

The 15 Latin Americans deported from the US to Kinshasa are holed up in a hotel by the airport, where there are water cuts, rats, and lots of mosquitoes. They have no passports, don't speak French, and have no idea what comes next. My story for @NPR: npr.org/2026/04/28/nx-…

@CoachThornbury @NheddieGetsFit @pmschocolate Coach, why must you denigrate that proud nation? You should be ashamed of yourself.

@NheddieGetsFit @pmschocolate The DRC might be the most dangerous nation on Earth. It's beyond cruel to send someone there who does not Speak French.

@pmschocolate @NheddieGetsFit Why do you hate the Democratic Republic of the Congo? Why must you be so racist? You're a vile monster.

@NheddieGetsFit Crazy, cause how are they any safer there?