The FPL Monk

Planning to play #Wildcard this #GW21 . Here is my draft. Any suggestion #FPLCommunity #FPL

Mo Salah's Liverpool story is coming to an end. What a ride it was 🥹

You're 2-0 up against Barcelona. The second half is about to start. ⏱️😬 You turn to the bench and see these players coming on. 😳🔥

@_Brian72 Garnacho be like:

This new breed of bang average managers who think they are Pep are an absolute cancer to the game. Giving your player a note when 8-2 down and 7 minutes left 😂 Another Russell Martin.

@OxygenKohlii18 Imagine what happened if Virender Sehwag was the 12th man

Remember when Quinton de Kock walked off while fielding due to dehydration and cramps, as food poisoning hit the Proteas and left them with no substitutes. Then Mandeep Singh, India A’s 12th man, was permitted to field for South Africa. True spirit of cricket 👏❤️

The way Eddie Howe is using Woltemade... we’ve seen this exact script before! 🍿 The day is not far off when he completely transforms into an absolute midfield powerhouse just like Joelinton. Big Jow 2.0 is loading! 🇩🇪🤝🇧🇷 #CHENEW #NUFC

@sachingupta @PranavaBhardwaj Aadarniya nahi, madarniya hai ye

CBI जिसे आज तक साबित नहीं कर पाई, वो इन "आदरणीय भाई साहब जी" ने 3 साल पहले साबित कर दिया था।

@paulharris12 @prasannalara Tilak' power is greater than Miller, ironic 😼

I will ask the best cricket stats man I know @prasannalara how do they come up with this shit?

@mohitlaws Joke is on the people who elect them

Congress budgets were non-productive like the birth of a girl. BJP budget is productive like the birth of a boy. This is the reason why Congress party is in the opposition. —Rajasthan BJP MLA Bahadur Singh in the assembly.

So thanks to the utter and total incompetence of the organization that is the @ICC we will now have all four group winners in one super 8 group. Whoever decided that "pre-seeding" was a good idea should be imprisoned for life. One of the dumbest decisions in cricket tournament history.

@FFBobby_ Akanji?

𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗫𝗜 💭📝 #UCLFantasy 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿🔵 (vs Bodo/Glimt) ✅Lautaro ✅Bisseck ✅Bastoni ❌Dimarco ❌Zielinski ❌Thuram ✍️Sky Sports Italy

@TheFPLManual What about Akanji?

Predicted Inter lineup vs. Bodo/Glimt Skysport Italy is usually very accurate, so we can assume Dimarco and Zielinksi are rested for tonight's game #UCLFantasy

If you make buses free for women it will cause traffic and it will dent metros : Narendra Einstein Modi 😅

Here is Wasim Akram and Rohit Sharma showing what Sportsmanship looks like. Legends exchanged Hugs and handshakes with smiles. This is how it should be in the ground, let the Bhkts and Govt. cry in the corner #INDvsPAK

@sagarcasm Creativity bottomed out here

The best thing about today is that it's the last day of this annoying ad

Booked a train ticket via IRCTC for ₹321 (Kanpur → Delhi). Ticket remained Waitlisted (WL 10) and got auto-cancelled. Facts: • Ticket fare: ₹290 • IRCTC charges deducted • Refund received: ₹250 • ₹60 deducted without any service My questions: • Why is IRCTC charging fees when ticket is not confirmed? • What exact rule allows deduction of ₹60 for a cancelled waitlisted ticket? • How is this fair to passengers? Passengers deserve transparent rules and full refunds when no service is provided. via @khuchrep @IRCTCofficial @RailMinIndia

@NetaFlixIndia 18 ghante kaam

Now who did this😂

The government should make all the income from IT salary tax free for the next one year. The software guys have fed this country enough by paying taxes. Let them save for their bad days as there is no #LadlaQA or #LadlaDeveloper scheme to take care of them.

If voters can HIRE a neta, they should be able to FIRE the neta too. If Indian voters have the Right to Elect, they should have the ‘RIGHT TO RECALL’ too. Right to Recall is a mechanism that empowers voters to de-elect an elected representative, before their term ends, if they fail to discharge their duties. If we can impeach the President, the Vice President and judges, and move a no confidence motion against an elected government mid term, then why should voters be forced to tolerate a non performing MP or MLA for five full years. Five years is too long. There is no profession where you underperform for five years with zero consequences. More than 24 democracies in the world such as the United States, Switzerland etc. provide arecall or voter initiated removal mechanisms in some form. If Indian voters have the right to elect, they should have the right to recall too. However, there should be safeguards to prevent misuse: Threshold - At least 35 to 40 percent voters should back a recall trigger through a verified petition before any recall vote is held Cooling period - A minimum 18 month lock in after election so the representative has time to deliver and cannot be targeted immediately after winning Clear grounds- Recall only for proven misconduct, fraud, corruption or serious neglect of duty, not everyday political disagreements Final test- Recall succeeds only if more than 50 percent voters support removal in the recall vote This is citizen empowerment. It will push parties to field performers, reduce corruption, and bring democracy back to accountability. Voters have the right to vote someone into office and they should have the right to vote them out of office too.

Common Indians are paying more income tax in India than corporates !! In Last Financial Year, Tax collected from Individual common Indian Taxpayers was over ₹11 Lakh Crores. Whereas tax collected from Corporates was just above ₹9 Lakh Crores. - @raghav_chadha, RS MP, AAP