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Paul Palmeri

@ThisPaul

you know where to find me

Los Angeles Katılım Mart 2009
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Paul Palmeri
Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
For those of you who dislike Matt Damon: One time he was at my bar completely shitfaced. He fell and split his head open and when security got to him and did their safety check they asked if he knew who he was. He said “C’mon guys it’s me Matt Damon, from We bought a Zoo.”
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Somerset Patriots@SOMPatriots·
"I'm not one of the older guys here, but I have to take that role and make sure I'm there for the guys every single day." George Lombard Jr. (@Yankees No. 1 prospect) has become the leader in the clubhouse as Somerset eyes a trip back to the Eastern League playoffs.
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Jared Carrabis
Jared Carrabis@Jared_Carrabis·
@rsoxenjoyer Manny No. 1 (I'm not counting Papi because they lucked out with that one) and then JD's gotta be right there.
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Before you ask in your judgmental fucking mind yes I’m going to meetings yes I’m in therapy yes I’m on antidepressants. please know that this is a person suffering who doesn’t want pleasantries or cliches. I want everyone to know how fucking hard this is.
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Also painfully obvious I’m not mad at anyone here. Just myself. Always myself.
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Just gonna go ahead and say I never liked any of you fucks
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Further proof that nothing fucking matters
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
You fucking stupid fucking losers
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
One of the nicest things anyone’s ever done for me is come to Los Angeles and not tell me
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Greg Edwards@GregtheGrouch·
Klay Thompson not gonna get resigned, Drake lost… check on your light skinned friends
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Shea Serrano@SheaSerrano·
i love a good southern lawyer movie so much
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
@alexsteed @ZooManMorgan I work at a bar. This dynamic is so real and truly baffling. Just go home! Don’t hang out with these people!
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Awful Announcing
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing·
Boomer Esiason expresses remorse for now former Mets relief pitcher Jorge López after learning his son is dealing with a serious health issue and awaiting a transplant.
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Josh Reynolds
Josh Reynolds@JoshReynolds24·
I’m not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this may be the single greatest postgame press conference of all time LMAO
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Gold Jacket Green jacket who gives a shit
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin

Hey @AdamSandler, best of luck in the sequel. You’re going to need it. There won’t be no miracle putt to save you this time. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows. I’m winning the gold jacket this time and there’s nothing you can do about it. See you on the tee box.

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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
I miss doing drugs because when I was doing drugs there were days I’d put on my pants to find that I’d broken into another department store to try on pants again
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chris neff
chris neff@chrisneffcomedy·
@ThisPaul I was literally just thinking about you last week. Thank you for this perspective. I hope you’re well by the way.
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Paul Palmeri@ThisPaul·
Hey comics in LA particularly. After being out of the game for 4 years now I had a chance to catch a mic in Alabama lastnight. You are living their dream life. The places you all go and hang out? They’d cut their arm off to go there. Instead of sitting around bitching 1/?
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