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Biscuit’s judging me so hard in the back

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

@benindaclub Deal

If my parents ever die please kill me too

@amarse @petworthot He’s right

Don’t @ me

Found out my concert tonight ends at 11pm and not 10pm and my sleep cycle will never recover from this 👴🏻

Neeeeeed Chappell to stop talking about politics and to start figuring out how she’s gonna make album 2 as good as album 1

PSA that anti-anxiety meds are actually super helpful and I wish I didn’t wait years to go on one. You live with anxiety long enough and you forget what it’s like to feel normal, and wow is it nice 🤗

@lovedaddytrev We got engaged after 2 years and married after 3 and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done

I’m tired of complaining about being hot, I’m ready to complain about being cold

Everyday my husband messes up all the living room pillows and everyday i fix them and i fear this shall continue until one of us dies

Now that Chappell is fully blown up let’s do Renee Rapp next

@Lemonade_Inc is absolute garbage insurance, do you use them for pet insurance, renters insurance, or any other kind of insurance. Rejecting a claim for a dogs hot spot and saying it’s a pre-existing condition from a skin irritation 3 years prior is why people hate insurance. 🖕

@James_Fulton22 I’m so sorry 💔

Ugh I hate that im even saying this. We have to put down Parmesan. 🥲 He’s been sicker than normal these past couple days and we ran some tests yesterday and theyre not good. He’s an old boy and we knew this was coming but it does not make it any easier. 😭

@JayyRayy_ This shit is like porn to me

this shit pisses me off so bad 😭😭😭

@Shobhit3103 That’s actually just two gays with a family! Hope this helps

Because he conforms to heteronormativity so he’s a good guy?

@blaezor 10/10 movie

If i order cheese fries and they don’t send the cheese… kms

Working on 100% commission is a fucking roller coaster 😵‍💫

@JarettSays @TheChallenge It’s going to be unbelievable

I have spent 26 years of my life watching every episode (and spin-off) of MTV's The Challenge so #TheChallenge40 is truly my Roman Empire.