Tim Dean

@mamboitaliano__ Where’s Robin Williams as Gazza! 🤣

An AI-generated video recreates the FIFA World Cup Italia ’90 with some of the most iconic movie actors of all time 🇮🇹⚽️ The result is nostalgic and hilarious!

But where are the long throws!!! #championsleague

Game of the season!!!! VAR as usual doing its best to ruin it. #psgvbayern

@StretfordPaddck @RobDawsonESPN Neymar… for the bants!

🔴🚨 #MUFC’s recruitment team are reportedly assessing this summer’s free agents as they look to strengthen the squad without overspending. Would you fancy anyone on this list ⬇️ [@RobDawsonESPN]

@Sky_SNL This is exceptional

@scottygb Strong

What is everyone's thoughts so far then #SNLUK

@TansuYegen Or just learn to tie your shoe laces like a normal person

A woman from a sneaker shop teaches a simple trick for shoelaces that won't come undone👟

@SpencerAlthouse Funny… cause it’s true 🇬🇧

omg the audience's reaction when Conan made this joke during his Oscars opening monologue "It's the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'"

@TightFive_Rugby Stale Steve has got to go

This is as bad as it has been.

@IamAustinHealey More concerned now with who they replace Stale Steve with?

More concerned now with our style of play, pace too slow and kicking too much

@EnglandRugby @O2 A reminder … to sack Steve first thing Monday morning

A reminder of how we line up to face Italy today 🌹 @O2 | #WearTheRose

What’s the Italian for “you’re getting sacked in the morning?” Asking for my stupid friend Steve!! #SixNations2026 #ITAvEng

@MUFC__Prince You must be fun to hang out with… said no one

Now that the dust has settled, let’s be honest about Carrick’s football. Yes, the results look good. But outside of that Mancity and Arsenal performance, where is the clear identity? I haven’t seen anything structurally better than what Amorim was building. It’s mostly counter-attacks, moments, and individual quality. And if we’re being honest, that’s the exact formula that fooled us before. That works in short bursts. It doesn’t win leagues and the Champions League unless we are just comfortable qualifying for the Champions League every season. United can’t make the same mistake again - giving a permanent job off a good run without asking bigger questions. We need a coach for the next five years, not just the next five months. If we’re serious about competing in the Premier League and Champions League, vibes won’t be enough.

It remains stunning, that throughout all of this, the Royal Family have never confirmed who exactly paid for the payoff nor why, exactly, they stripped Andrew of his titles. Parliament hasn’t thought to ask either.

@Bounce_BackLoan Who’s the second one?@grok

Ed Davey, of all fucking people, at PMQs rips the arse off Keir Starmer and hands it back to the PM on a plate, slowly, eloquently and calmly regarding his love of paedo enablers. Keir Starmer screams back about austerity in a confused mad panic, almost in tears.

@scottygb So if you have TNT sports you get it for free??

Here’s the four different tariff options.

HBO Max is to launch in the UK on Thursday 26th March. The Pitt S1 will be on there with S2 episodes out weekly. It will be the home of TNT Sports (£30.99 a month). Four different other packages available from £4.99 a month.

@Eyeswideopen69 There is literally no one better in print journalism, well done @MarinaHyde well done.

Brilliant from Marina Hyde as always — just angrier today. Every word hits the nail on the head with the force of ten sledgehammers. What a wonderful writer she is. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@markgoldbridge I’d give him 800k

Would you give Bruno 400k a week to keep him?

@NFL_DovKleiman Whose definition of PERFECT is not being able to see the whole pitch!

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: This Seahawks fan has gone viral for having a PERFECT view of the stadium field from his apartment. He captured Rashid Shaheed’s opening kickoff return touchdown. What a cool angle to have. Imagine being able to watch every home game for free. 🤯🤯🤯

@Cantonadevils It’s possible to not hate Amorin and be glad he’s gone at the same time.

Most United fans are clinging unto the Carrick Energy and vibes but won’t admit or give credit to Amorim for the ground work he did to get us this squad and good dressing room energy. Holjund was shit, Rashford can’t track back and was lazy, Onana was leaking goals at the back and his back up was worse, Garnacho couldn’t score to save his life. People blame Amorim for finishing 15th but Ten Hag left United at 14th and couldn’t get these deadwood’s to perform. Amorim cleared out the leaks, cleared out players with attitude and entitlement mentality and brought in players that are willing to run and fight for the badge which Carrick is enjoying. Cunha, Sesko, Dorgu, Lammens, Mbeumo are massive upgrade on Holjund, Garnacho, Onana, Rashford. Hate Amorim all you want but he left a better upgrade and dressing room behind.