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Nonwhites have meltdowns over their name being mispronounced because it’s a reminder that they are foreigners

"I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons"

@CartersPeanuts @SyntheticAnima The bee isn't funny either.

@SyntheticAnima This is of course why The Bee is now funnier than The Onion and at its absolute best when skewering Trump and cynical preachers like Joel Osteen.

Norm MacDonald said that in order to do a good impression of someone, you have to like them at least a bit, because you're playing the person and people like themselves. This whole project was doomed from the start because Tim is too spiteful and doesn't really "get" Alex Jones.

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@adonispara Falling is the essence of a flower 🥲

> Yukio Mishima > born 1925, Tokyo > real name Kimitake Hiraoka > 29 days after he was born, his grandmother took him from his mother > she kept him until he was 12 > she was from a samurai bloodline connected to the Tokugawa family (the dynasty that ruled Japan for 250 years) > she had been raised in the household of an imperial prince > she locked the boy in her sickroom > no sunlight, no play, no sport > he played with female cousins and their dolls > he was frail, pale and tiny > while other boys were outside, he was reading French literature in a sickroom > then he started writing his own stories > his teachers were so stunned they had his work published in one of Japan's most prestigious literary journals > he was 16 > he chose a pen name (Yukio Mishima) so his anti-literary father would not know he was writing > got into the Peers School (the school of the imperial family and the nobility) > graduated top of his class > emperor Hirohito attended his graduation ceremony > then the war came > he was drafted > showed up to his army medical with a cold > the doctor misdiagnosed him with tuberculosis and sent him home > he later hinted in his writing that he may have faked the whole thing > spent the rest of the war building aircraft in a factory > watched Japan get destroyed from the ground > graduated from the University of Tokyo in 1947 > got a job at the Ministry of Finance (the most elite institution in the country) > quit within a year > he chose writing instead > published Confessions of a Mask in 1949, aged 24 > it was a sensation overnight > a 24 year old nobody had just written one of the greatest novels in Japanese history > he didn't stop > wrote 40 novels, 18 plays, hundreds of essays > nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature five times > then something shifted > he looked in the mirror and hated what he saw > the body of a man who had never fought > he was 30 years old > he started bodybuilding three times a week and never stopped > trained for 15 years straight > went from the sickroom boy to a man photographed standing in a loincloth with a sword in the snow > in 1967 a Japanese magazine ran a reader poll for Most Stylish Man in Japan > Mishima won with 19,590 votes > he beat the legendary actor Toshiro Mifune by 720 votes > the next poll was Most International Man > he came second behind Charles de Gaulle > he also acted in films, sang his own theme songs, mastered kendo and kenjutsu > he trained with the Japanese Self-Defence Forces > then built his own private army of 100 men > in 1960 he wrote a short story about a soldier who commits ritual suicide > in 1966 he directed and starred in a film version of the same story > nobody knew he was rehearsing > November 25, 1970 > he woke up and finished the final pages of his four-volume masterpiece The Sea of Fertility > delivered the manuscript to his publisher > then drove to army headquarters in Tokyo with four followers > they walked in and took the commanding general hostage > Mishima stepped onto the balcony in full military uniform > below him, a thousand soldiers > he gave a speech urging them to rise up, restore the Emperor, take Japan back > they jeered at him > some laughed > he went back inside > sat down > and did exactly what he had written, filmed and rehearsed > committed seppuku with a 16th century sword > he was 45 > his mentor Kawabata (the only Japanese writer to win the Nobel Prize) said Mishima was a talent that comes along once every 300 years He spent his whole life writing about beautiful deaths, then he went and had one..

@jacw212v2 @bradd_libby @uncledoomer @lShmuckll Retard

@ThotlessCrusade @bradd_libby @uncledoomer @lShmuckll wym it's like literally true?????

i just realized that germans dont think american supermarkets have bread because they think we grocery shop at the gas station

Left: Ms. Mamdani Right: The alleged JP Morgan sex slave I have questions…

@japanvistamedia This is not yamaguchi city.

Yamaguchi, Japan.

> "So, your view is that there's a shortage of men for high status women because men are generally lower status." > "Exactly, yes." > "You're not trying to change this, I assume." > "Absolutely not, no. It's a good thing." > "Then who cares?" > "To be honest, the main purpose of this article is to reduce the status of men."

@wylfcen Why was being Welsh bad? Were like gypsies in england at one point?

INSULTS IN OLD ENGLISH. Use these on your enemies to intimidate and confuse them↓ aworden = degenerate (“one who has become weak or worthless”) bedrida = couch potato (“bed-rider”) erg = coward erming = loser (“pitiful one”) unmann = bastard (“non-person”) unwita = idiot (“unwit”) walh = Welsh person

@_djpn I demand a final solution to the american negro problem.

@_djpn Nothing inside your wallet is worth your life man

Your voice is one of the most identifiable things in the world. Only you speak like you do Government will push to voice build profiles of us all so attempted murders like these, along with other violent crimes, can be successfully prosecuted—effortlessly

@PabloPeniche @InsiderPresider The glass dome would be a realistically easy task to achieve

@InsiderPresider Yea that one is out there with the glass dome. I’ll admit. I’ve been trying to make the latest designs more realistic

Step into Greco-futurism.

Do you have a work wife? No You have one now…

@TheLaurenChen Nonsense

Consider, if you will, that I am not buying a house as an investment, but because I actually need somewhere to live.

The first Female Romantic.

How your JP Morgan executive looks at you during your internship.

I had just mentally committed to buying a pet otter, only to discover that its completely illegal. One day I will be free.

What an interesting thing for an American to care so much about. I wonder what originally inspired his interest in that.

@psychophrenic @RedStatesLead Potentially

@ThotlessCrusade @RedStatesLead I think that requires an expensive cleanup opteration first. Maybe not always, but I imagine for most mines, it would.

While the sentiment is understandable, mining has come a long way from historic strip mines. We have new techniques that allow us to preserve America's beauty, create jobs and wealth, and secure our future. We cannot afford to be luddites and rely on chinese rare earth elements.