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Please don't use the offensive word "rape." It is Undocumented Love Making as I explain in Suicidal Empathy.

Every American should be proud of President Trump’s historic and consequential trip to China. Glad we finally have a leader who fights for American interests across the globe.

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A gentle reminder that next week I will be appearing with Neil deGrasse Tyson in Beverly Hills. theuniverseisabsurd.com

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‼️ BREAKING: ‼️ US Senators are weighing in about my reporting on White Coat Waste’s @WhiteCoatWaste shocking new whistleblower report about a DISGUSTING NIH @NIH cover up involving alleged biological sabotage by a Trump-hating, Fauci acolyte and foreign-born NIH animal researcher named Vincent Munster, in addition to Ebola infected monkeys biting a lab staffer in Montana at the Rocky Mountain Lab. Montana’s Senator Tim Sheehy @TimSheehyMT quoted my interview with WCW’s Justin Goodman @JustinRGoodman and posted this morning, "My staff will be looking into these allegations. If they are accurate, this is a massive breach of trust with the people of Montana." My home state Senator Rick Scott @ScottforFlorida also posted several times saying, “This is really concerning.” @NIH animal researchers are going to start another pandemic and kill us all if they aren’t immediately ordered to stop and be transparent about what happened inside that lab and if they don’t explain to us why Vincent Munster isn’t in jail after he smuggled viruses from Africa into the US. He is now under FBI investigation but there has been virtually zero reporting about this. We need answers and action now!  Where is Vincent Munster?  What about the two people he smuggled the viruses into America with? Where are they? Who was exposed to the Ebola-like virus at the Rocky Mountain Lab? Why was the bitten staffer flown to a distant hospital?  Who else did they expose to Ebola on the airplane and inside the hospital and within the state of Montana? Why hasn’t the Rocky Mountain Lab been shut down? Who at @NIH knew abut this and covered it up?  Is NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya @NIHDirector_Jay hiding this information from Congress and the public? Why wasn’t Congress and the public notified about the virus smuggling and monkey bite? Why did it take a whistleblower, White Coat Waste and my exclusive reporting to bring this to the public and Congress’s attention? NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya is creating a major national security threat by not shutting down the Rocky Mountain Lab. We are talking about the possibility of a future Ebola outbreak in America. We need answers now! @TimSheehyMT @SenRickScott @HHSGov @NIHDirector_Jay @POTUS @StephenM @SusieWiles47 @SecKennedy @JustinRGoodman

I woke up to the news that Mohammad Abbasi was executed too. My heart genuinely dropped. I can stare at this father’s exhausted eyes and broken face for hours and still only feel rage and grief. The Islamic Republic does not just kill people. It buries fathers, mothers, futures, and entire families alive. 💔 Mohammad Abbasi was arrested in January 2026. Today he was executed without a final family visit. His daughter was sentenced to 25 years in prison. Yesterday, Ehsan Afrashteh was executed who was lured back into Iran through his father in 2025 and sentenced to death. When his father heard they sentenced his son to death, his heart stopped beating and he passed away. Ehsan was executed too. And then there are still people who spend more time attacking Iranians opposing this regime than confronting the regime carrying out these executions. This regime destroys entire bloodlines. I’m so so angry. 😔💔 #IranMassacre‌ #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran #جاویدشاه ‌‌‌‌‌ ‌

🚨 Ecological catastrophe unfolding in the Persian Gulf. Due to the regime's reckless attacks on UAE infrastructure, retaliatory strikes on Lavan Island have caused a massive oil spill in the Persian Gulf. The toxic crude has now completely suffocated the shores of Shidvar (Maru) Island. This is a wildlife massacre. It is peak nesting season for endangered Hawksbill turtles and migratory birds. The shores they rely on to give life are now coated in death. The IR is actively destroying every living thing in our country, from our youth to our wildlife. 🎥@DejReports

Breaking: Muslim terrorists just stormed a Christian village in Nigeria and unleashed pure demonic savagery on innocent families who couldn’t run fast enough to escape. They captured pregnant women and hacked their bellies open with machetes — forcing the young women to witness their own unborn babies die right in front of them as they succumbed to fatal stab wounds. All because they were Christians who refused to convert to Islam. No one in the international community, UN, EU, ICC, or ICJ seems to care. Not even Christian leaders in the West. Please pray for the persecuted Christians in Nigeria. 💔💔💔💔

Elon Musk doing Elon Musk things in Beijing 😂

Elon completely stole the banquet 😂 He was already posing for someone else when Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun walked up to his idol asking for a selfie Elon instantly poses with the funniest face does the same funny expression with Apple CEO Tim Cook too Now Elon became the MAIN attraction across Chinese media and the entire world 🤣

WE DON’T HAVE THE VOTES: Senate Majority Leader Thune said they had a spirited debate on the SAVE America Act. No, this is a fabrication — not once did he force democrats to speak against voter ID‼️ Thune said they don’t have the votes to nuke the filibuster. 👉If Leader Thune won’t give us the SAVE America Act, then DEFEAT his top 2 allies — Cassidy & Cornyn👈 Louisiana: 🗓️ Sat., May 16th Texas: 🗓️ Tues., May 26th

IS ANYONE ELSE SO SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE GOP TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE??? WHERE ARE THE DOGE CUTS?! WHERE IS THE SAVE ACT?! WHY ARE WE STILL FUNDING THE TALIBAN?! WHY AREN’T DEMOCRATS BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE?! …COULD THE GOP DO SOMETHING????!!

A raccoon stole one apple every morning for a month, just to feed his sick friend. In Tennessee, a man checked his barn camera and saw a scene he couldn’t explain. A raccoon walked into his stable carrying an apple, went straight to his sick horse, and handed it to him like he had done it before. At first, the man laughed it off. He figured the raccoon had found the apple under a nearby tree and just happened to wander into the barn with it. But then it happened again. And again. For almost a month, the raccoon kept showing up with one apple, always bringing it to the same sick horse that had been weak and not eating much. The man didn’t realize where the apples were coming from until he heard a nearby grocery store employee complaining about a raccoon that kept sneaking in every morning, taking one apple, and disappearing. That’s when it finally made sense. When he checked the barn again, the raccoon was sitting beside the horse like they had been friends the whole time. Nobody knows exactly how the bond started, but the man said after seeing one animal care that much for another, he didn’t have the heart to stop it. The raccoon wasn’t stealing apples. He was making sure his friend felt better.

Elon Musk with NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang, Apple CEO Tim Cook, President Trump, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and members of the U.S. delegation in Beijing.

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

Trump should declare himself female so he can be the first female president. Democrats’ TDS would force them to insist he’s not a woman because they can’t bring themselves to agree with Trump while instantly exposing the absurdity of their entire gender ideology