@MUKIDEZA2 Me doing research for my next conversation about boobs with the Japanese homies
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Thunderrated
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日本人のツイートを見て、生卵を食べようとしている外国人へ警告。
やめろ。死ぬぞ。
日本には昔から生卵を食べる文化があり、日本の養鶏業者は安全な生卵食のために必死に研究し、遂に完璧な除菌方法を開発し、安全な卵を販売しているのだ。
日本以外の国の生卵は食べたら死にます。
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@kazumaohara @Iwatekko6969 It translates to “Quack, I'm dead!” so the only logical conclusion is that you are a duck. 🦆
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@MythoMAGA Robert got cheated on just like Al Baghdadi died, like a dog.
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@CollinRugg “Hi I’m here for the warehouse job.”
“What skills do you have?”
“Arson and recording incriminating footage.”
“You’re hired.”
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NEW: Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot warehouse in Ontario, California.
29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim was arrested on arson charges for setting a Kimberly-Clark warehouse on fire.
Abdulkarim apparently filmed himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages in the warehouse on fire.
"You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these b*tches dirt cheap... There goes your inventory," Abdulkarim apparently said.
"All you had to do is pay us enough to live. All you had to do was pay us enough to f*cking live."
The warehouse is the size of 11 city blocks. In total, 175 firefighters and 20 engines were on the scene trying to put the fire out.
No one was injured.
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@TrungTPhan Damn man that’s some top tier branding. “Downy, the scent of America.”
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Costco founder Jim Sinegal said the top-selling product in Japan is Downy Fabric Softener.
The retailer didn’t understand why. Started tracking it in the warehouse. Saw Japanese customers open the bottle, take a whiff and say, “This smells like America.”
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@kureakurea01 I mean, if you really think about it, this is basically just a salad. 🤔
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@learning_yohei I remember I had a client, an older lady, that was very grateful I was able to get her approved for something at work that she thought she might not qualify for and she asked me if she could give me a hug. I said sure and just rolled with it. Happens sometimes.
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日本からこんにちは🇯🇵アメリカ人に質問があります。どうしてアメリカ人はハグをするのですか？🇺🇸
昔、アメリカ人の女性が「ありがとう」と言って、ハグをしてきました。僕はとてもびっくりして、恥ずかしくて顔が赤くなりました🫣
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@Wake__AA @GentThePenguin I get the impression that whenever the Japanese encounter something toxic their first thought is “we need to find a way to eat this.”
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@GentThePenguin 物凄い工程を経て無害化してますが、この原料は多量のシュウ酸を含む有毒なイモです。
あと、ほぼ食物繊維なのでカロリーはほぼゼロです。
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Is this my next food to try Japanese brothers and sisters?
This looks interesting. Like a jello.
にゃんちゅう🔮🇯🇵🍭@tanpukunokami
There's a Japanese food that the rest of the world avoids. This. Jiggly. Pitch black. Almost entirely water. It's called Konjac. Nearly zero calories. The internet's reaction: "Is this rubber?" "It has no taste." "Why would anyone eat this?" Shut up and try it first. It snaps back in your mouth, soaks up the broth, and fills you up completely. Still only 5 calories. While the West was obsessing over protein bars, Japan had this all along. If you're on a diet — this might be worth a shot.
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@hanami2020115 So do people actually enjoy it or do they drink it just for health benefits?
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すっぽん←
すっぽんの生き血→
すっぽんを食べられるのと
生き血を飲めるのは金持ちだけ😂
出来れば食べたい😂
The Joe@TheJoe746
Japan; Do you guys eat Turtles? My friends across the Creek in Louisiana do 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Would you try it? Turtle sauce piquante is a spicy, rustic Louisiana Creole and Cajun stew, often featuring snapping turtle meat simmered in a dark roux-based tomato sauce. It is known for its "stinging" heat and is traditionally served over white rice.
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@Al1S_gdd_member @Iwatekko6969 Are you sure you’re not American too? Because that’s like the most American thing you could have said.
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@greenrobot_ @cDMhH5vitOXJaUw It kind of reminds me of when on some websites people would say “rest in pepperonis” instead of “rest in peace.” I never did find out what the origin was.
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@Thunderrated @cDMhH5vitOXJaUw 日本語の｢成仏してくれ｣の最後の「くれ」の部分と昔居た野球の外国人選手の「クレメンス」を重ねた言葉遊びですね Grokもさすがに日本の癖強ミームには適応しきれてないようです
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Of all the stupid things I have ever posted apparently this one is the most popular.
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@Iwatekko6969 Too late, I ate a raw egg like the Japan bros told me to. I’m dead now.
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@Thunderrated @Iwatekko6969 般若心経（はんにゃしんぎょう）
特徴: 宗派を問わず、広く葬儀で読まれる最も有名なお経です。
内容: 空（くう）の思想を説いたもので、「ぎゃーてーぎゃーてー（行け、行け、彼岸へ行け）」というフレーズが有名です。
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@cDMhH5vitOXJaUw The one everyone is responding with? It translates to “rest in peace, Clemens.”
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