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@CoachDarty Better be getting some shots up.

To do list today: • Rip a Sherk (shower jerk) • Move a couch for my buddy • Drink Am I missing any necessities?

These doubles can fuck right off. Wordle 1,861 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@bezuidengoy Nice finger*

@peripheraljane Happy 400 (respectfully) ms doe

Jane (dressed respectfully) at Blue Mosque dox in honor of 400 🤗🤗🤗

@LeightonPennys Or “5-9 before my 9-5” influencer. 👁️ 🧼

@TigerOnTit “My 5-9 after my 9-5” influencer.

What’s the guys equivalent to girl summer ball intern? Only thing I can think of is some kind of team manager for a girls team. #lank

@MikeLob80085 That too.

@TigerOnTit Gay son

@sherrodbrewski Congrats Brewski. Keep going.

Happy one month of me not contacting my ex

@schlittlerera @LazLocks need it.

this is a minor league player without seeing the name to avoid bias, should said player be on the MLB roster?

@MaconWBurner @iheartcamward Woah woah woah.

@TigerOnTit @iheartcamward Tiger will buy the drinks for you, all you gotta do is call him your husband! Economically, you spend zero while he spends on you! Win-Win!

I should be getting margs and mexican food with my husband rn but instead I’m sitting in my bed debating if I should open a bottle of wine and drink alone #chud #help #shouldi

@ricodicosuave @MNDegen69 Enjoy, Rico.

@TigerOnTit @MNDegen69 Just sat down in the theater. I have a boner

The Odyssey was awesome. Everyone please go and see it. Cinema is back. The guy next to me didn’t want to get handsy though.

@paisleycannons Nice crop dust ms cannons

just farted in the bathroom and a lady immediately walked thru it #awkward

@CalvinThrBurner Ohh with the new adds from mountain west or wherever. I don’t wanna recycle SDSU so I’ll go Boise or Oregon State

@TigerOnTit Current

List of schools I’d go to if I wasn’t a lion. #lank if I’m missing any ACC: Stanford AAC: ECU Big 12: Arizona State Big East: UCONN Big Ten: USC Big West: UCSB CAA: UNCW Ivy: Harvard MAAC: Fairfield Mountain West: SDSU SEC: Texas Sun Belt: Coastal Carolina WCC: San Diego

@CoachDarty Definitely sounds like it.

@TigerOnTit Miami is the spot to be in the Mac that’s for damn sure

@bezuidengoy So awesome. Pretty cool place for the last hit.

@TigerOnTit Sunken Diamond is awesome too. Got my last college hit there actually

@datmfboyrandy Was between those two and was partial to the baseball. #thanks

@TigerOnTit ECU, over Tulane? #retard

@CoachDarty Have a buddy that went to Miami OH and he loved it so probably there? Not a big MAC ball knower

@TigerOnTit The MAC?

@CalvinThrBurner Old PAC would be Stanford then USC.

@TigerOnTit PAC?

@bezuidengoy Incredible dude. That campus is beautiful. And that’s all relative, so was nyc.

@TigerOnTit Palo Alto is incredible. So expensive tho