Markiplier's left leg

@phadestown They've been working out this entire time..... In secret.. you can't prep for a tour without working out

guys .

@swiftsdnp I think they should personally wear this as an outfit for their tour

someone should wear this to hard launch tour

@femmes4dnp Always at the scene

If you dont know who mothmanbussy is i do NOT want to see you in the ticketmaster que

@snaillester He's in his JoJo siwa era

there is NO tour promo where u need to be chugging AN ENTIRE GLASS OF JACK DANIELS

@phangender The prices are almost $120. I'm so jealous of everyone who can afford this at the moment.

m&g sold out in 1 minute btw

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil Why are you straight

TOUR TICKETS ON SALE 12PM LOCAL TIME TOMORROW MISSION BRIEFING

@httpsprokito LION ????

what happened on november 22, 2009

Get these straight men off my Instagram..

@rensaxon Sob

@rensaxon Stop it I'm going to Saab

Phil never knows what to do with his hands in photos because they belong around Dan 💜🥹

@mealwormie27 Hey so what is that.... Not Dan.. The other thing in the room

Can we please talk about how pretty Dan looks in this photo?

@philowphrincess OR using that to reveal guests reveal

@philowphrincess Like having a premade video of them faking that and then walking on stage as that video is still going like wtf.

i don’t think dan and phil would kiss on stage. however, i DO think they’d be evil enough to cast a shadow silhouette of them backstage pretending to make out sloppy style. i wouldn’t rule that out.

@philowphrincess I mean, Phil did want to be a magician..

or like a pre-filmed austin powers-esque gag of pulling things out of a bag but the silhouette looks like dan is fishing in phil’s ass pulling out increasingly random and large objects 😭

@philowphrincess THEY WOULD

@_SavoyTrufflez_ I can't do this

Someone tell 27 year old Dan Howell crying on a balcony before introverts cuz he felt like a hypocrite for still being in the closet that he’s about to go on tour for the first time with his boyfriend as an out couple

@theamazingphil Mr and Mr Monday

preshow prep

Here we have ....we have a very toasty fetus Dan, showing the camera his Lego figure next to Phil's Lego figure and he's doing like a heart... I cannot do this today AAAAAA #danandphil #dinof

@danielhowell @danandphilposts @dnphli HAHAHAAH

@dnphli fuck we got its attention and now its charging at phil why did everyone pressure us to do this

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

@howellslesbians I don't know if it counts though, the Phil squats are usually filled with extreme fear

PHIL SQUATS