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@TillaCrowne

A figment of the collective imagination since 1986

London Katılım Nisan 2008
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@willjennings80 2/100 - rather relieved as I presume the country we presumably now have to fuck off to now we’re not British will not contain this person
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@IamHappyToast Urgh now I’m imagining fizzy chicken soup! I have some old ex-pub pint mugs and I do have chicken soup in them, it’s actually amazing, plus pint mug has space for dumplings
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@bethchevron I mean, they never specified which traditions, I look forward to your going full rap-battle Mari Lwyd horse skull from now on
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@MisterABK She’s actually a futuristic space assassin AND space tooth fairy on the side, she laughs in the face of dentists!
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Alasdair Beckett-King@MisterABK·
"To avoid complications, she never kept the same address" - That would actually make things a lot more complicated. It's all very well being a Killer Queen, try registering with a dentist.
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Yeeessss! @Mark__Lawrence it’s arrived! Fantastically excited to read it
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@fesshole This is a thing. My mum did this (used to pile tons of food on my plate then essentially eat two portions by finishing my leftovers) - went to CBT and the therapist said “So it’ll go to waste if you chuck it in the bin? Stop using your body as a bin”
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I've put on a stone in the last year, I believe solely because my son leaves lots of food on his plate and I can't stop myself finishing it.
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@MisterABK @robinjaymorgan Only worrying if one of the people responding with ‘your mum’ is actually your mum…
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@EtanSmallman At least it’s not the photo of the two chossidim from behind, though!
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Etan Smallman@EtanSmallman·
The UK's Jews are proud British citizens. When they experience an unprecedented wave of racism, this is the photo the BBC chooses...
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@bethchevron It is astonishing how little money you have when you *checks notes* spend it all on expensive stuff that helps ensure your child’s future place as part of the elite
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@bethchevron Where is this place and can I go and do they do requests?
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@byMorganWright Was just scrolling, briefly saw the image and was like “Ooh! Hippopotatomus!” then read the actual tweet. Boxing glove?!? WTAF???
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Morgan Wright 💎
Morgan Wright 💎@byMorganWright·
Folks are saying that if you can see a boxing glove in this potato, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. Okay, there’s no way because this is quite obviously a hippopotamus. Everyone’s seeing the hippo, right👀💀??
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@bethchevron I reckon you’re doing better than the current state of the world, so that’s definitely a win!
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Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
A handful of Otters started appearing in Singapore's waters couple years back. Today there are Otter gang wars
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
Am hoping to get one before we have to switch our mattress round and I then spend the next 2 years sleeping in my husband’s bed-divot whilst he creates a new one…
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@pierrenovellie OMG your review on The Gargle - obviously you were hilarious but please please please do you have the link to the monster mattress? Searched for ‘gorilla mattress’ and it’s giving me dog beds.
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@bethchevron Oh god is it still going? Not gonna fuckin’ click on that
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@EtanSmallman ‘A triumph of incompetence over malicious intent!’
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Tilla@TillaCrowne·
@MisterABK Then it turns out it wasn’t even the moon, it was a reflection of the cheese they were holding, which falls into the pond as they bend over
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Alasdair Beckett-King@MisterABK·
It's hard to tell exactly how bad AI art is, because the people producing it are the dullest and most easily impressed marks on the planet. "This is a game-changer!" they cry as they try to scoop the moon out of a pond.
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