Tim K

It was all set in stone by the 80s. Not much has changed.

@buitengebieden LOL. Reminds me of this one:

Squirrel! 😂

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 JK Rowling spotted scouring the beaches of Japan with a sledgehammer.

🚨He’s floating using a nuke. There needs to be a public bipartisan agreement that if he does that he will be removed immediately.

@TheCatsX Jack:

What would you name him?

“Don’t mention Pearl Harbour. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it OK”

@LoftusSteve @robhawkes And batteries will likely get a fair bit cheaper with sodium ion ones coming onstream.

@LoftusSteve @robhawkes And if you have a decent sized battery you're likely quids in, if you use overnight tariffs such as the Octopus ones.

Random Internet person: "But this one unsubstantiated datapoint about a single heat pump that 'someone I know' / my plumber mate / [insert random third-party here] says they're shit" How about real, near-realtime data from every single one of the many thousands of real Cosy heat pumps already installed by Octopus Energy in real homes? That's a really big dose of real. That's what we've done with the Cosy Heat Pump Fleet Performance Dashboard, released today. Let's talk about what the data says right now, not some hypothetical argument about what it might say tomorrow. Why hide behind marketing speak and hypotheticals when we can show you what the real data says about real heat pump installations in real homes? There aren't many energy suppliers out there who will go out of their way to put data like this out for the public to see. And when the request for this transparency comes right from the top, you know you're in the right place. It's a reminder of why I've spent the last 4+ years at Octopus. We did this around direct debit transparency with Balance Forecast, one of the first projects I worked on when I joined Octopus all those years ago. And we're still doing it today with this heat pump dashboard. It's been a pleasure working on this project and helping with the visualisations to help break down the frankly insane amount of raw data into insights around fleet-wide efficiency over time and how performance changes with the temperature. It also tops the list as the dashboard with the longest name that I've ever worked on…

@Olatheamazing @mortalenema @CrustPunk161 Modern ones should be safer, but I can see where the concern stems from.

@TimK_VV @mortalenema @CrustPunk161 😭😭 omg

Alcohol and tobacco are available on every street corner, but stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen is "unsafe"

@warrensbuffet2 @KathrynPorter26 @jemmm85517813 @TheSolarShed No comment.

@TimK_VV @KathrynPorter26 @jemmm85517813 @TheSolarShed That account is weird af ngl

We’ve already solved UK energy. We’re just not deploying it. 3% of UK land = 100% of our electricity. Car parks alone could deliver 7–13%. The space exists. The tech exists. What’s missing is action solar-power.co.uk

@Olatheamazing @mortalenema @CrustPunk161 Fair enough, yes they used to blow up occasionally when they were very popular.

@TimK_VV @mortalenema @CrustPunk161 my mom uses one but i’m too scared it’ll take out my eye or explode

Lee has started a parody account😂

@jdpoc I though only 'Florida man' was a thing, LOL.

She was probably just jealous that her neighbour was able to speak properly, use long words, construct complete sentences, and make total sense.

@KathrynPorter26 @jemmm85517813 @TheSolarShed We shall see what happens.

@KathrynPorter26 @jemmm85517813 @TheSolarShed Sodium ion are being released now. Did you not notice? elevenenergy.co.uk/post/off-grid-… reuters.com/sustainability… It has other benefits, such as not needing lithium and less reliance on critical minerals.

@jemmm85517813 @TheSolarShed @KathrynPorter26 Sodium ion batteries should bring the cost down a fair bit imho. compared to LiFePO4 once they scale up and develop further. Look at how the cost of solar has diminished over the years.

@TheSolarShed When the sun does not shine & the wind does not blow is the problem. Batteries for storage are way too expensive. See @KathrynPorter26

@RklbsFan @colder_sarcasm Whereabouts are you, and how many bedrooms?

@colder_sarcasm I'm paying 3k for a small detached.

If you're paying more than £4K in council tax you're likely in a band H property. Cry harder while you sit in your mansions boomer gammon.

A strong insight into UK's position. Britain's advice was ignored in favour of Netanyahu's lobbying for war. Not surprising we said no to joining the attacks.

@edgaralandough I'm glad he's not just me then. 45 minutes becomes 3 hours.

Things that are unnecessarily complicated: Online recipes. I don’t need your life story, a vineyard tour, and three paragraphs about your grandmother’s herb garden. Just tell me how long to bake the chicken. Also the 15 minute prep time is a lie. That took me an hour.

@GodsBurnt Who's firing the nuke though, Trump?

99% of people, if a “nuclear catastrophe” happens: