Tim Middleton

So incredibly proud of my little boy's achievements. He's worked so hard with total dedication and his success is well deserved. Articulate, intelligent and passionate; he's got an exciting financial career ahead of him. Love him to bits 😀

Kemi Badenoch says on @TrevorPTweets that Andy Burnham is popular because he hasn't done anything. Kemi Badenoch hasn't done anything yet she is unpopular! But she has a plan 😉

"Britain's future lies with Europe - and one day, back in the European Union." Former health secretary Wes Streeting says the UK needs a new special relationship with Europe, as he calls Brexit a 'catastrophic mistake'. trib.al/zxwWsWg 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

@TimMiddleton6 Give you three guesses

Early piss break #Eurovision

@williamstafford Wasn't UK entry utter shit! Represented UK perfectly! ☹️

@williamstafford Country?

@williamstafford Which was that?

@TimMiddleton6 No the third song

@williamstafford 🤮

#Denmark getting things off to a homoerotic start. Douze points #Eurovision

@williamstafford Oh yes, I didn't read it! 🙃

@TimMiddleton6 Yes I mentioned it in my original tweet

Should I order a takeaway for Eurovision?

@williamstafford Thought there might be a big event on TV tonight 🤔

@TimMiddleton6 What do you mean, who's playing?

@terrybnd @mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk I'm sure Terry we probably agree on more than it appears from these tweets. I'm a fell walking townie who want people and nature to be treated properly. My parents were from Tebay and Dent. I know and love the Lakes well. 😊

@TimMiddleton6 @mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk 😆😆 If you choose to think that, that’s up to you. Sadly, I have to say your kind aspirations are not the reality. I’d dearly wish you could see it firsthand and witness the impact on both nature and communities here in rural Cumbria.

Look at these utter ignorant fools! Fly camping above the Kirkstone Pass Inn 😮🤯 It’s been reported to @WandFCouncil but who knows if anyone will head out to educate and enforce Public Space Protection Orders within a UNESCO World Heritage Site? #lakedistrict #countrysidecode My fell running pal sent me these images infuriated asking where are the rangers. Fact is such inconsiderate and irresponsible behaviour needs reporting. Hopefully, they’ll be approached with care and education. It’s a helluva tent to carry up that steep part of the fell above the Kirkstone Pass Inn! I’m sure the guests staying in the boutique accommodation holiday let by the pub will appreciate such views. I wonder if it’ll be abandoned on the fellside tomorrow? How much litter is left behind? Maybe fire pits that harm the land? 🤔🤔

@terrybnd @mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk When you start a sentence with 'with respect' people aren't then usually respecful! Until you can prove that particular group have left a mess, you can't call them fly campers. If they leave a mess, hold them to account. And yes, I do know the Lakes, though not as well as you.

@TimMiddleton6 @mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk With respect you don’t know the area or fells as I do. And in this specific case it’s illegal. Trespass admittedly. But even so I suspect come the morning it’ll be others that clear up the mess. I hope I’m wrong! But sadly it often isn’t 😢

@terrybnd @mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk But how do you know this group are 'fly camping'? People who speed in their cars should be dealt with according just like fly campers should be. But you can't lambast all good drivers just because some idiots speed and this should apply to wild camping too.

@mrdanwalker @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk It’s a night and day difference sadly, Dan. There’s camping out on the fells with care and respect and then there this (video attached). “Fly camping” as it’s called to distinguish between the activities akin to ‘fly tipping’ is sadly a big problem in Lakeland.

@williamstafford Lovely with lettuce 👍 Who's playing tonight anyway?

@TimMiddleton6 Right you are. I'll just suck on a rice cake instead.

@NeilGollygosh @JimC453 @terrybnd @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk I think he's made quite a funny remark to be fair. Is it okay for me to have that opinion 'Trombone'? 😀

@JimC453 @terrybnd @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk Oh dear Jim you're not clever or funny, bit of a prat in fact and very likely got the same mutant genes as those idiots on the hill

@williamstafford @WolvesGrand @simon_reeve Okay, right. Because you're such an outdoor freak 😂

At @WolvesGrand for @simon_reeve

Well done Evie 44 not out, and @lightningcric winning this afternoon against Alberbury. Great all round performance from the team. Great to see Evie back in the runs 🏏🏏😀

All over England today, hundreds of new councillors with remits that cover potholes, bins and adult social care are going to be meeting to figure out how to stop the boats.

Happy Bank Holiday! Here's a tongue-in-cheek parody song about @Nigel_Farage accepting a massive gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire and then hiding from a BBC interview - to the iconic tune of the legendary @The_Proclaimers. We're calling it: "Five Million Quid" 💰🤑💰🤑💰🎶