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@AkronFan @Pchopz_ Keep kicking that shit down the road then, build a winning team for 5-10 years, start to suck, take a big hit and suck for a year or 2 with a bunch of rookies/afl guys and accumulate draft picks and start over. Just give me a team that wins 8+ for at least 5 years straight.

@TimMurp18438772 @Pchopz_ Every dollar eventually gets charged to the cap. You can always push it to out years, but you never avoid it

Would Browns fans do Garrett Wilson and 16 for 6?

@AkronFan @Pchopz_ That's one area that Berry is a wizard in so they would find a way to afford it.

@Pchopz_ People don’t give any thought to the salary cap. A rookie contract is what we can afford, not a $30M/yr WR

@The_Wampus_Cat @i_am_ioi @indexnforgetit @Factualman6404 I don't remember specifics but I believe there were some short term benefits to breastfed, like the mother's immune system will help fight some illnesses but longterm there is no difference. Its not like every idiot you work with now is because they were formula fed.

@TimMurp18438772 @i_am_ioi @indexnforgetit @Factualman6404 I’d have to look into that, I’ve been reading a lot ( my first is due in October) medication makes perfect sense to me, but everything I’ve read is that formula isn’t nearly as nutrient dense

Why does the younger generation have trouble understanding that eating out at $30/pop enough times is why you don't have $270 to fix the car?

@The_Wampus_Cat @i_am_ioi @indexnforgetit @Factualman6404 For some its because of medication the mom takes, for others just because they dont want to but it's been proven multiple times it is not actually healthier and has no long term effects for breastfed vs formula.

@i_am_ioi @indexnforgetit @Factualman6404 Not trying to be a dick, but why would you not just breastfeed for free? Sure you gotta buy the pump and bags if Mom is rushing back to work, but it’s actively healthier for the baby and has to be cheaper.

@FastbreakHoops5 Portion and Perk, #3 will close my eyes and hit a button, hopefully not landing on Mcafee.

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?

@SandyofCthulhu Worked at a restaurant (not a steakhouse so shouldnt be ordering steak anyway) but we had a regular that would order medium rare and send it back everytime since she liked her steak medium and refused to listen to anyone telling her that the way she wanted it was medium.

I went to Texas Roadhouse and ordered a steak medium rare. The nice waitress took her time to carefully explain what a "medium rare" steak looked like. I already knew, of course - I've been eating steak for 65 years - but I was polite and listened. She made sure I knew that a medium rare steak was red in the middle, not pink. I guess she gets customers who don't have a clue. Anyway the steak came out and it was absolutely well-done. Not a trace of red or even pink. I cut it in half and showed it to the waitress, and she was appalled. I didn't have her take it back - my wife already had her meal and we had places to go after dinner so why delay. So I ate my damn well-done steak, and I even tipped the waitress (I assume it was not her fault). But I haven't returned to Texas Roadhouse since.

@terrakei07 Personally not a fan of any state that is super left or right and cali is the most extreme case of that. Corruption is rampant, and for work reasons, specifically southern California is a pain in the ass with their regulations needing special items and ridiculous requirements.

嫌味とかではなく本当に素朴な疑問なんだけど、アメリカ人の皆さんはなんでそこまでカリフォルニアを嫌っているんですか？

@Jerms_McKenzie @EBone1004 @TheMarvSpace Marv was great but likely would only be a fringe hof if he didn't play with Peyton. Larry is definitely better. This list is pretty solid. Rice and Moss are the only 2 clearly better. TO and Calvin are dealers choice but those are hands down the top 5.

@EBone1004 @TheMarvSpace Larry was the best blocking wideout of his time. Marvin Harrison was a net negative in the run game. Outside of that , there's not one single thing Marvin does better than Fitz. He is better. And damn near obvious to someone who watched them both. And marv is a HOFer.

Would Larry Fitzgerald be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history

@kylecorwintakes As a Cleveland fan I prefer to have a 2 week road trip to start, maybe. The home opener will be decent weather that way.

It's insane to me that some MLB teams have to wait over a week to have their "Opening Day." Every team should have their home opener in either the first or second series of the season. "tRavEL LoGiSTicS" We have computers for that. We don't have that husband and wife doing all the team schedules by hand anymore.

@TheStroker83 Every single time is just wrong but I agree with the sentiment. Scratch golfer should average par. Some rounds may be 5 under and others 5 over but averages out to par

A golfer can shoot over par all the time and still be considered a scratch gol…. No. I love jokes. They induce a sense of whimsy and wonder. April Fools is good. But this “joke” has gone on long enough. A scratch golfer shoots even par. Every. Single. Time. Cheers

@ParkSlopeFlngsm @Ben13Porter Yeah but the tennis court is a definite line. For the strike zone the upper and lower bounds change batter to batter and the box could be off by a couple mm

@Ben13Porter When a shot in tennis nicks the line, it’s in. Same applies here. You have to just stick with the measurement

I understand if you add a buffer zone you get into a cycle of infinite regression… but pitches like this should absolutely not be overturned lol

@dtmorgan18 I mean a terrible source for the study with so many variables added in with 9 kids at a sleepover but you definitely arrived at the right conclusion, spot comgrats?

We had 9 kids sleep over last night for my daughters birthday. I’m 100% convinced that diet and behavior are correlated.

@realDonJunk @jas_cot @AdamHKlein @dtmorgan18 What I've seen, unsure if there has been a study or any statistics but comments on Twitter and Facebook suggest often its people who were abused as children often won't let their kid stay the night.

@jas_cot @AdamHKlein @dtmorgan18 Most of the people concerned about having their kids stay with others have the illusion it's probably not a huge upgrade to where they're staying normally. And god forbid you allow kids to do something social. Shelter at all costs.

@BarstoolNate 12 tons is 24,000 lbs, thats likely one truck worth, I'm sure their factories pump out multiple trucks a day so yeah they can whip up 12 tons over night

Can a supply chain expert explain how losing 12 tons worth of Kit Kat bars doesn’t affect supply? Are the Kit Kat factories that efficient they can just whip up a new 12 tons worth overnight?

@007_ROYSE @StrawtherOnReal This interview moment belongs in the HoF, it rivals "I'm just here so I don't get fined" for best sports interview answer ever.

@StrawtherOnReal You pass the ball and your teammate puts it through the rim earning himself 2 points.

Respectfully how is this an assist?????

@StrawtherOnReal Did i miss something? This is like the 3rd post I've seen asking this on a very clear assist.

@thenightcabbie @castrovince Its true and CDL is on pace for 300+ hr if he can keep this up for 2.5 years he'll pass Barry Bonds all time record.

@castrovince JFC, chill. Let the guy play. This is on par with saying we’re *on pace* for 162-0 right now.

The last outfielder signed/drafted and developed by Cleveland to hit 25 home runs in a season was Manny Ramirez in 2000. That last OF of any type to hit 25 HRs in a season for Cleveland was Grady Sizemore in 2008. Chase DeLauter is 2/25ths of the way there after 1 game.

@castrovince @Z_Bickel Just learned Michael Brantley never hit 25 hr in a season even in Houston. I thought it would have been him for sure and was ready to tell you that you were wrong but nope, just a very depressing stat for Cleveland fans.

@J_Gilles_77 @Chesschick01 Yeah, its been 5 years now, first couple of years i said Indians out of habit, now it happens very rarely since it doesn't matter. Just like with the people that were calling for the change originally, the group still complaining is just a loud minority.

@Chesschick01 Man, must be nice to live such a sheltered life. I wish mine was so uncomplicated that the name change of a baseball team cause me such pain that it occupies any part of my brain. And yes, Go Guards from Ohio!

Fun fact. Anyone born and raised in Ohio still calls them the Indians.

@RedTeamReview I dont think Jaime respects Loras that much, swap him with the mountain, although the hound would have a chance as well just dont think Jaime has the respect for him to include him as well.

This is Game of Thrones Season 2 so... Barristan Selmy Oberyn Martell Loras Tyrell