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Timothy

@Timboy67678

I make software sometimes

Australia Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Timothy@Timboy67678·
@Zorthas Shadow priest dev: psychic link knob +-
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Zorthas@Zorthas·
warrior dev: i really want to buff slayer... what if i buff it too much... lets nerf 3 other things to compensate mage dev: 80% to arcane splinters 60% to arcane orb 1 million dps every pack we can deal with it later windwalker dev:
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@daintysloth I had a senior dog like him, named buddy. He was the sweetest boy, even in his old age
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violet 🧠🐀@daintysloth·
as cooper got older it helped him a lot to assist his stretching which honestly became a favourite part of my days bc look how silly
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vx-underground@vxunderground·
Giveaway. @TorGuard has sponsored a vx-underground harddrive (complete collection) giveaway. If you're the selected winner I will mail you an external harddrive with everything from vx-underground. As a bonus, I will also throw in some TorGuard stickers. What you will get: - 45,000,000+- malware samples - 90,000+- malware papers - 10,000+ malware builders - All vx-underground artwork - Lots of cat pictures - TorGuard stickers How to enter: - Follow @TorGuard on Xitter - Leave a comment below A winner will be selected in 24 hours. tl;dr look inside, malware
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
UPDATE: So apparently my last post blew up and now half of IT on X is shocked that I don't know how to set up a VLAN or have the CISCO CLI memorized. Listen here, you beautiful overachievers. The reason I'm Head of IT at my company isn’t because I’m the most technical person. It’s because when something breaks, I look calm while Googling the answer. I make $200k because I say stuff like "layer 3 aggregation" with confidence. I don't even know what layer 2 is. Is it like an onion? Are we just making this up? Nobody cares. The VLAN I "couldn't configure" is still running perfectly. And when it breaks, I'll just ask ChatGPT again.
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession

Intern asked me yesterday: "How do you always know what to do?" I looked him dead in the eye. "I don't. I just know how to look like I do." He laughed. Thought I was joking. I pulled up my browser history from last Tuesday. "How to configure VLAN on Cisco switch" "What is VLAN" "Cisco switch won't save config" "Cisco switch blinking orange meaning" Showed him a ticket from that same day where I "expertly resolved a critical network segmentation issue." It was the same switch. His face went pale. "So you just... Google everything?" "Not everything. Sometimes I ask ChatGPT." He asked what he should focus on learning. "Learn to sound confident when you have no idea what you're doing. The technical skills will follow." He starts his senior role next month. I'm training him well.

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Fart.@DocArtyFart·
Never mind, I’ve been ghosted.
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❄️ winter ❄️@_winter_wonders·
I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't need a Microsoft account except for that one Microsoft account u need I made task manager
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@Suplift same tbh i like big numbers, maybe not legion big tho
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Sups@Suplift·
is there a dratnos guide or something for gearing a fresh guy after a 6+ month break from retail
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Maze
Maze@mazeincoding·
i am not fucking kidding when i say someone just contributed 128,000 lines of code to opencut
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@vxunderground Will the PC be laying on its side for the mayo intake? Or upright
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vx-underground@vxunderground·
Step 1. Purchase desktop computer from a sketchy pawn shop. It was $40. The store clerk said he didn't know the password to the computer (it's probably stolen) Step 2. Travel to grocery store. Purchase 6 large containers of mayonnaise Step 3. Purchase a Whitechapel poster
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ornstein@poopswag34·
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Pirate Software
Pirate Software@PirateSoftware·
In this case "code cave" was the term we used to describe where cheating tools injected themselves into the client for their hook. This is generally done in an area of non-volatile memory meaning it won't get overwritten. Stable area of injection = Code Cave. At times we would see hooks like this change per run with bogus push/pop commands that did nothing overall. This feature is called "Polymorphism" or can be described as "Polymorphic Code" meaning it changes the structure without changing the function. They do this to make automatic detection more difficult as the signature will not be the same.
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vx-underground@vxunderground·
This YouTube Twitch Game Bro says he's been a hacker for 20 years and did anti cheat stuff at Blizzard He said he pulled it out into assembly, grabbed the code cave (?) and removed "the polymorphic" (?). What the fuck is this guy talking about youtube.com/shorts/LY2hG-_…
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Sups@Suplift·
happy pride !! :3
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@Artemishowl_ I remember evokers would rescue people under the hammer in dornogal while crafting stuff, fun times
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Retro Anime
Retro Anime@retro_anime·
Bleach
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