Bobby Gadzooks

They’re all just babies

@sama "Hey shut up back there and listen to this thing without a soul tell you what I told it"

cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night: connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests. every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.

@glangley Reads awfully like a "Defund the Police" post

Yesterday, Flock cameras alerted on 4,144 sex offenders, 2,151 stolen cars, 1,687 wanted people, 158 missing persons/kids, and most importantly, an amber alert. Children were rescued in Dothan AL, Charlotte NC, North Kingstown RI, and more. This is every day. See some of the news stories below:

@MisterScarlett @HunterBiden @Queefer454 @grok arescotx.com/understanding-…

@HunterBiden @Queefer454 @grok who had the highest gas prices in their first two years, Biden or Trump, compare Biden’s gas prices with Trumps previous term

Chevron just posted $12 billion in profit. Up 400% in a year. Their biggest quarter ever. Exxon made $14.5 billion. You paid for all of it at the pump. Say what you want about Trump. He’s making something great again. And who’s more deserving than Big Oil. In 2024 he asked them for a billion dollars and promised their whole wish list in return. This morning they collected.

@Gwydion_Wolf @capital_bro @bbylwyr21 @sizzsav @Mike_Peters_LGM finance.yahoo.com/news/nyc-now-h…

@capital_bro @bbylwyr21 @sizzsav @Mike_Peters_LGM You think a multi-million dollar apartment has thousand of New Yorkers waiting to buy it?

Literally the discourse right now: Homeowner: This is so unfair, I bought my $3 million home for $200k in 1980, and I've lived here all my life Everyone: Okay, just submit your New York tax return and you're off the hook Homeowner: But I didn't file my taxes in New York.

@Gwydion_Wolf @capital_bro @bbylwyr21 @sizzsav @Mike_Peters_LGM Of course there is.

@BadFoxGraphics @emilymiller Had no idea. I wish there was a way to look at my last viewed tweet before the block so I could at least be like oh yeah that was a good one.

Please pray for EXCLUSIVE reflecting Pool journalist @emilymiller 🙏🏻

@barryisbaked @Bobbythegreat @alfonsohoops The original foul was a cheap shot

@Bobbythegreat @alfonsohoops Morris missed 58 games cuz of this bro lol. Maybe he deserved a shove but this bs was a cheap shot

Jokic responding to a hard but normal take foul with a move that basically ended a dude’s career is so wild

@__0HOUR1_ Really phoning it in with this one. Can you fake a little anger about your hallucinations.

Vote Republican in November unless you want to be a Spain.

@R_YayOFFICIAL @tubpumpkin @hankgreen @paul_cal Now in that exact same cycle insert bands and artists

@tubpumpkin @hankgreen @paul_cal People who buy books are legally entitled to do whatever they want with them, including destroy them. The problem isn't OpenAI, but the laws that require OpenAI to destroy the books after scanning them.

@facetedcarapace Fun story: I leased a spare bedroom from a lesbian couple, told them I was allergic to cats, they said no problem we don't have any, 2 weeks later they get 2 kittens. I need a roof so stay away in my room. Cats instantly adore me, ignore the couple when I'm around. They broke up.

Straight guy moving in here and obtaining the most annoying harem in history by offering to pay for cat X-rays

@BostonSatire At this point it's like some Michael Jackson lost youth thing but instead it's a guy desperate to reclaim his early 30s while also just getting absolutely milked by his agent team.

Look at what they did to my boy

@BadFoxGraphics @Votejimjordan He's just playing stupid. Her pushback wasn't worded perfectly since he never had clients or practiced law but obviously she refers to it being 1st class of law school stuff. Need to capture that and replay it back over and over again when he comes back if this goes through.

If you graduated law school, you’re a lawyer. WTFox? 🤷‍♀️

@sorry_hat If this van's rockin' lobster don't come knockin'

Can I say somthing that everyone won’t get mad at and is very obvious.

@SaksLikely His life is in shambles at the moment and this is the equivalent of those women on the pier screaming into the water

This how you press a nigga😂

@Acyn I love the million dollar attack angle b/c obviously trivial but at some time there was a meeting with a white board noting how to approach this charade. I just wonder if ever there is a small uproar of laughter any time someone pipes up with "Self enrichment?"

Hawley: He took the fifth. This guy is going to be the biggest scam artist ever. He got rich. Fauci was getting rich. A million dollars that guy got… using the federal government. I hope DOJ will prosecute him for it.

@patsburner69 @GarryVSIsrael @DJZeeti You're not good at this. No one triple teaming the IQ box is starting an argument supporting widespread death with "Sure they had" Are you on a rickety porch in east TN? You reckon that?

The same people censoring the Epstein files are delivering to you the “Covid truth” 🤣

@jackunheard One of my Republican friends just texted me: "Bro wtf Trump has (WAY TOO LONG A LIST SERIOUSLY)"

One of my Democrat friends just texted me: "Bro wtf is happening in Spain? Where the hell are the cops?" I'm speechless... I'm convinced Democrat voters had no idea that this is exactly what our border looked like for 4 years under Biden. The Left and the media did a flawless job covering it up and sugar-coating it.

@frankiegems @financialsamura "They have projectiles"

@financialsamura Surprised they didn’t call in the SWAT team. SF is super strict enforcing every bit of their laws against basically law abiding people. True law breakers usually get a break tho.

Got approached by two park rangers in full gear today for teaching tennis to my own children. Empty park, 3:15pm on a Thursday. No permit, $192 fine. Unless you can prove the students came out of you. I asked my kids to confirm I’m their dad. Somewhere in San Francisco an actual crime is happening, but at least the forehand situation is under control. Not a great use of city resources. But that’s just my opinion. 🤷🏻‍♂️🎾

@NewsHour So is this why Iran War is going so badly? We're just wiping out parts of western Turkmenistan and they're just too shy to say anything?

The State Department said ​it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.