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The Wisest Human

@TimeCube

This account was a parody of Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human. Gene passed in 2015, so now this is my horny account.

Cummings, GA, USA Katılım Ocak 2009
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✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️
✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️@Serenitee_Sam·
Most people would just put out the fire. This guy chose a different path. A police officer arrives at a field to address an unauthorized open fire. The officer informs the individual that they are in violation of local village ordinances and must extinguish the fire and leave the property. ​The individual is highly non-compliant, refusing to follow the officer's commands, claiming ownership of the land, and repeatedly citing "constitutional rights" while refusing to cooperate. ​As the interaction progresses, the individual reaches into a bag. The officer, perceiving a threat that the bag may contain a weapon, draws their service firearm and orders the individual to keep their hands visible. ​A tense standoff ensues where the officer repeatedly attempts to de-escalate by ordering the individual to walk toward them and move away from the fire. The individual continues to argue, claiming they are hard of hearing and refusing to comply, leading the officer to keep them at gunpoint while awaiting backup. ​The video concludes with the officer maintaining distance and control of the scene until backup arrives to assist in securing the individual and the scene. The suspect was charged with resisting/obstructing, felony battery or threats to law enforcement, and disorderly conduct. He later took a plea deal, pleading no contest to resisting/obstructing and disordely conduct. The battery or threats to law enforcement charge was dismissed. He was ordered to pay $504.50.
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@Dangerbug @Serenitee_Sam “i’ve already got enough lawsuits against pleasant berry” means he is claiming to not hear as a tactic. he wants another lawsuit against the town.
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Dangerbug@Dangerbug·
@Serenitee_Sam Another FAFO event. Had he simply spoken to the cop normally v being erratic nothing would have happened not even a ticket
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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
That photo costs about $17. The premium version, where the tiger’s head rests in your lap, goes for around $140. Selling these poses made Thailand’s Tiger Temple roughly $3 million a year, until police raided it in 2016 and pulled 40 dead tiger cubs out of a freezer. Thailand has about 1,960 tigers locked in cages right now. Almost all of them are at places that sell tourist photos. The most recent Thai government count of wild tigers came back at 179 to 223. There are eight to ten times more tigers in the photo business than tigers out there hunting deer in the forest. Police forced their way into the Tiger Temple in May 2016 and walked out with 137 live tigers. They also found 40 frozen cubs in a kitchen freezer. Twenty more cubs were floating in jars of preserving fluid. Authorities stopped a temple staff member trying to drive off the property with two whole tiger pelts, ten tiger fangs, and around 1,500 small good-luck charms made from tiger skin. Speed breeding is what keeps the supply going. Mothers get their cubs taken at two to three weeks old. The females come back into heat much sooner and pop out another litter long before nature would let them. World Animal Protection investigators walked through Thai tiger parks and found half the cats they saw in cages smaller than a one-car garage. A wild tiger covers 10 to 20 miles in a single night. Cubs work the photo line for a few months. They get passed from tourist to tourist hundreds of times a day. Most are declawed, which is exactly what it sounds like: amputating part of each toe so they cannot scratch a paying customer. Once a cub grows too big or starts pushing back, it is finished with the photo business and too expensive to feed. The same animals start a second life as product. In 2007, Thailand signed an international treaty banning the sale of tiger parts. Other tiger countries signed too. Authorities still seized 641 tigers, dead or alive, in smuggling busts across Southeast Asia between 2000 and 2011. DNA tests traced 275 of those straight back to the same kind of farms that sell tourist photos. China and Vietnam are the destination, where the parts are sold as tiger bone wine, tiger skin rugs, and traditional medicine. After the 2016 raid, the government took custody of all 147 rescued tigers. Eighty-six died within three years. Decades of speed breeding had inbred their bloodlines so badly that their immune systems were already gone by the time anyone tried to save them.
Bulvar Medya@Bulvarpress

Tayland’a giden ABD’li turist, kaplanlarla çekildiği fotoğrafın kamera arkasını paylaştı.

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Q@shrooms_q·
shower thought 101 : if i were to get pregnant rn would it help or hurt my career 🤷🏻‍♀️
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10xDank
10xDank@0xSoDank·
@AFoolforChrist My God, My People, My Heavenly Angels. I have sinned again. Im typing this with fingers just washed of the sinful milk of lust. Pray for me, my followers l, for I have yet to wash the sin off my laptop keyboard, screen, and velvet chair.
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Why does Red Delicious suck now and Pink Lady tastes like an apple should? Because they do QUALITY CONTROL. If your apple suck, they don’t get called pink lady. Anyone can say “this is red, it’s a red delicious”, leading to low quality apples.
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Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez@RepMGP

Given that Red Delicious are the worst apples, have you ever wondered why they’re in every school cafeteria? It’s because there’s a list of "approved" apple varieties allowed in schools, and it hasn’t changed since Kmart sold firearms.

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Justin Lurking
Justin Lurking@Justin_Lurking·
Fun Fact: The Red Delicious everyone eats now which taste bad is substantially different than the original cultivar. The original apple was a blushed apple with red stripes, juicy, crisp, and flavorful. Growers propagated mutations of the original apple to improve storage and shipping, but the apple lost its original attributes and now comes with a solid red appearance, thick skin, mealier and blander taste.
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@ReallyJWilliams @RepMGP Red Delicious fails because it wasn’t trademarked so people kept making crappier ones and calling it red delicious. Pink Lady is trademarked and only the correct apple can be sold under the name Pink Lady. This was done because it was seen what happened with Red Delicious.
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J Williams@ReallyJWilliams·
@RepMGP They are literally called "Delicious" And they are way better than those mushy yellow looking apples.. blech I'll take crispy flavor over tasteless yellow mush any day.
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Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Given that Red Delicious are the worst apples, have you ever wondered why they’re in every school cafeteria? It’s because there’s a list of "approved" apple varieties allowed in schools, and it hasn’t changed since Kmart sold firearms.
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Bob Richards@BobRichards57·
@NeverteIImeodd The other car pulled into her. This wasn't a pit maneuver. It was consequences of his/her own actions.
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Rain Drops Media
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1·
Young homeless woman speaks out on how she ended up on the streets as homelessness in the United States rose sharply to record highs, affecting over 771,480 people on a single night.
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Valet Parker
Valet Parker@702ValetParker·
From Client to Male Escort: How Woke Sex Workers are Accidentally Turning Incel Trolls Into ‘Providers’ And It's Destroying the Community In a shocking turn of events that no one (and I mean absolutely no one) saw coming, a new trend is sweeping the sex work industry, and it’s leaving both professionals and clients in absolute chaos. Brace yourselves: Men who used to be awkward, cringe inducing clients, the ones that sex workers reluctantly tolerated as they ignored boundaries and sent way too many “U up?” texts, are now rebranding themselves as male escorts catering solely to straight women. Yes, you read that right. The same men who, just months ago, were sliding into DMs with unsolicited opinions on why “all sex workers are whores,” have now transformed into self declared exclusive escorts for women. In the spirit of being woke, inclusive, and way too forgiving, the sex work community has unknowingly birthed a monster, incel trolls turned providers, but not the good kind. The Rise of the Male Escort Troll Let’s set the scene. You’ve just wrapped up a particularly grueling client session. You're exhausted, but content until you get a DM from Adam, your client from last year who never stops commenting on your photos. He’s gone from calling you “sexy” in an embarrassing number of heart eye emojis to straight up telling you that he now charges $600/hour and caters only to “discerning ladies.” The man who used to ask, "Why won’t you give me a discount?" is now trying to pass himself off as a full fledged escort. Oh, and he’s using the same selfies he sent you before his first screening, except now they’re somehow even worse. No new angles, just the same mirror pic from his bathroom (you know, the one with suspicious stains on the wall behind him). These men aren’t what you’d expect from professional male escorts. There’s no six-pack abs, no chiseled jawlines, and absolutely no sophisticated charm. Instead, they look like someone took the below average Reddit commenter, threw in a bad attitude, and gave him a Tryst profile. But the kicker? They’re not just offering “companionship” anymore they’re doing it with the same selfie they’re still proudly using on Facebook, where, by the way, their wives are very much active. Yes, you heard me. These dudes are turning to sex work without even bothering to update their profile pics. And, ladies, they're ready to cater to your needs… at least until the wife notices. When Woke Goes Too Far: "But Inclusivity!” You see, it all started innocently enough. The sex work community, as progressive and inclusive as ever, wanted to be open minded. They didn't want to gatekeep or judge anyone for stepping into the world of escorting. So when former clients turned wannabe male escorts started showing up, the response was initially, “Hey, you do you!” But maybe, just maybe, someone should have stopped to ask “Um, wait…why does he have five roommates and no real mattress?” In a world where sex workers are supposed to support each other, it was politically incorrect to point out that some of these new male escorts looked more like the guys who send unsolicited pics and whine about “nice guys finishing last” than like professionals charging $600 an hour. The woke sex worker community was so focused on being inclusive that they forgot to ask the most important question: Is this man even hot? Answer, No. No, he is not. The Ad Effect, It’s a Canon Event Let’s talk about online ads, where these hobbyist clients are now rebranding themselves. You log in, expecting to see new providers worth considering or at least a headshot that wasn’t taken in 2008. But no. Instead, you’re greeted by the horrifying sight of Adam, the very client who once claimed “he didn’t need to pay for it” because he “had game” now listing himself as a high end male escort.
Trick Astley@surrealwhore

Another Anonymous member #menoftryst

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@ginadarlingxox @raethehater I’ve wondered where the line is for where it would be smarter to do escorting, if you went down to like $2k/mo but could supplement with another $10k escorting, would you do it? (hypothetical)
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ginadarlingxox@ginadarlingxox·
@raethehater Literally I’ve never made less than $7k (gross) in a month and I’ve been doing this since 2020
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rae :3
rae :3@raethehater·
no most of girls don’t make $200 a month maybe your just not good at it because it’s actually a skilled job that requires intellect, confidence, and beauty
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
If you watch YouTube you likely know Davie504, the bass guy. He decided to finally leave Italy. After paying 60% in taxes he STILL got raided by the Italian Financial Police because he was a YouTuber. He says that though Italy says that the 60% taxes pay for free services it's not actually free. He says healthcare is "free" but the waiting list is 6-12 months anyways for a simple scan so you get scared and use a private clinic and pay out of pocket anyways so you're basically being double dipped. "In Italy you need a stamp, then a different stamp, then an appointment that's three months away, then you show up to an office then its closed, then you realize you need to know people and participate in bribe culture." These type of systems are untenable and people will flee to places they are welcomed and can thrive. "Loving a country that doesn't love you back is exhausting. You can't live on memories alone. You can't pay your rent with culture." "As an entrepreneur you want to focus on your craft and create, but in Italy it felt like 70% of my energy was spent trying to deal with a system." Worth watching the whole video. This is the future of the United States if things continue down a certain path. youtube.com/watch?v=qaDufi…
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JT@jiratickets·
boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram
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Khaled@VyprCEO·
The biggest DNA companies would routinely sneak in fake "jewish" DNA results by manipulating them into thinking they have jewish genes and therefore feeling sympathy for the poor jews.
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