Timeyin not Timileyin ✨

@minutesimal_ Free will😂

I made lafun this morning and I ate it with Ogbono at work Life is good 🤝

@minutesimal_ Co ask😂

Please oo, 9-5ers that wear make up to work, how are you doing it?????

@minutesimal_ Twin😭

I’m not ashamed to admit that: - I’ve only liked one person (opposite gender) in my life genuinely - I’m a very shy person - I don’t like wigs - I don’t have a car - I’ve never been on a plane -Crying is my therapy - My greatest fear is not making it after all the struggles - I can’t swim neither can I ride a bicycle - I get really sad when things don’t work out for me - I don’t celebrate my birthdays - I’ve not traveled out of the country before

@tiny_tomii I wouldn’t want to do that to myself

Can it be Saturday already!! 😭😭 Chaii...who sent me to start REBORN ROOKIE 🥲🥲 anticipation want to finish me.

@JustinUg_ @Kachiszn_ This was the type of content you created back then that made me follow you😂

✭ MY JAMMMM

K-dramas really ruined my dating life. How am I supposed to accept a normal date when nobody has ever rented out an entire amusement park for me, or stood outside my house in the heavy rain holding the famous yellow umbrella just to say 'Don't go'? . respostifyourelate

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

@simbyii Very annoying 😭

@minutesimal_ All the time😭😭😂

Have y’all ever texted back just to post on your story in peace?😭

@dammyyss_ I’d go with Wookiee any time any day😭

This is the kind of decision I refuse to make 😂😂. I love them both ❤️🫶😭.

@omoblaqee You just have to like it😂😂 Main reason I couldn’t take him serious in marry my husband 😂

I understand you because it took me like 3 tries over 3–4 years to get past episode 1 😂 But when I finally did? I binged everything and it became one of my favourites 😭 Some dramas are just like that 😮‍💨 Don’t even get me started on Lee Yi-kyung, Rebecca & Chewbeka 😭😭

@BlehisBack I thought of the same thing😭😂

Sebi na because God spare baba life na. My CAC church now, where you for see Apostle Ayodele Babalola hold?

we need to learn the art of inconvenience especially towards people we truly care about.

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@Phiehaat Clock it😂 Congratulations in advance

Good morning amazing people ❤️ My final month of NYSC 💃🏽🤭. Also, final clearance today before the clearance letter that will be titled "Final Clearance" instead of "Monthly Clearance" 🤭. (I hope I didn't confuse you people sha 😭😂) My fellow B1 2025/2026, let's clock itttt👌in the CS🙂‍↔️

@esther_stan UTI*

This is how I pee in public toilets, I ain’t taking no STI home.

@minutesimal_ @elizaego U don see watin u de find😭😂

@elizaego Wow super mom🥹

The best way I can describe it is like sneezing. When you’re about to sneeze, you get a tickle in your nose. It builds and builds until you can’t stop it and then you sneeze. An org*sm is similar. You feel that build-up of tension and pleasure (usually in your clitoris and vaginal area), it gets more and more intense until you can’t hold back… and then it happens. But org*sms are different for every woman. Some women moan loudly. Some shake like they’re convulsing. Some experience muscle spasms. Some cry or laugh. Some squirt or ejaculate. Some feel it throughout their entire body. The one thing they all have in common is that they feel different from regular pleasure. And if you’re not sure what an org*sm feels like for you, m*sturbation is one way to find out.

@minutesimal_ Lemme tag @elizaego to answer you😂

@Timeyinnn Please nau😫

I’m honestly curious, as a lady how will you know you came (cum) during s3x?

@queenylateefah Wonder foolish?😭😂

I seriously don’t know what the writer was trying to achieve when writing this scene. It has a good backstory, but the rest is nonsense. No head, no tail. Weak heroes! Even WonderFoolish are better than them!