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The launch of the Abstract Global Wallet takes simplicity and security to the next level, revolutionizing the game.👇 x.com/TimiJacobs_/st…

@ARSii_ETH @AbstractChain @Abstract_Eco Congrats! Arsii

Mom, I’m a gigachad on @AbstractChain Guys, I literally can’t believe this right now - I’m in shock. This is absolutely unreal. I’m insanely happy to be part of this amazing community. Huge thanks to everyone for the support!

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@Neslie_eth @Exyra_Abs @0xCygaar @LilPudgys So Lil Pudgy is direct xp?

@Exyra_Abs @0xCygaar @LilPudgys Yeah that’s true 😂 just to clarify, Big Pudgy gives a boost multiplier to what xp you grind, not direct XP. To really maximize that 50%, you need to grind what’s trending the bonus only works if you’re actively farming 👀

If it’s true that NFTs will get a 20% boost, then I really hope @0xCygaar considers increasing the bonus for @LilPudgys holders too. Lil Pudgys may not be directly on Abstract, but they’re still a big part of the ecosystem. Do you guys agree that Lil Pudgys deserve an additional multiplier as well? Maybe around 15–20% 👀

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

@0xCygaar @DenisStoo Much needed LFG!

This is what NFT boosts will look like in the portal in the coming weeks. Each week, holding certain NFTs will make you eligible for a different boost percentage. The screenshot below is just a mockup, projects will be eligible based off onchain data.

@AbstractChain You know it! 0x3a5bD6B0d1A93265A1A1751772c4032B6BE04927

Drop your AGW if you believe in Abstract ⬇️

@Akum_Jamir @AbstractChain Congrats!

GMabs fam Mom Dad!!! Look I've graduated!! LFG!!🥳 After a year on @AbstractChain Wooohooo 💚 Thank you sooo much team.💚

@Oxdave OUTLIER

I’ve made over 7K$ + from Outlier And I’m in Nigeria But they said Nigerians can’t use it So what changed ? Absolutely Nothing Most people just don’t set it up right Outlier pays you to train AI : Simple tasks, Real money I’m using it right now from Nigeria So yes it works If you want to know how I managed to get my account created Comment OUTLIER 👇

@macokini @AbstractChain I f with this

I solved the @AbstractChain NFTs problem in about two minutes: If teams introduce a **daily claim** for holding the NFTs (modeled after streaks), it immediately generates transactions → the chain wins and the NFT holders win too. The project that launches this “first” will win.

With decent piss color >>>>>

@debayo_xx Sorry man Sad 💔

A few days ago, I lost my little brother to sickle cell anemia & also a medical error I will be away from content for now. I'll see you guys soon

@ZKernaut @AbstractChain I feel like the purpose is to make people discover apps. Surely, just voting an app is not a chore

I’d like to know what the community and the @AbstractChain team think about making a small change here What if we were able to vote for the same app again after 3 days instead of waiting a full week? This could help avoid situations where people feel forced to upvote apps they don’t actually use, just to keep their upvote streak alive What do you all think?

The Abstract Portal is the new discovery and rewards layer powering real crypto adoption. ・11.4M+ total upvotes ・5.2M+ total badges claimed Adoption isn’t silent, it shows up in behavior when people keep returning to explore, collect, and participate ✳️

@ProofOfEly @AbstractChain Me too

I’m still bullish on @AbstractChain

@smolgeeek Nice! I’m going all in on full planche soon LFG!

@kicks_storeNG 45/46

Comment your size and RT

@KingiJosh Big man, how many times do you hit chest or a specific muscle group in a week?

You need atleast two days a week for chest training; Get to the gym; stretch your joints, warmup with the bar for about 10 reps; do 60kg warmups for about 4 reps; do 80kg warmup for 2 reps; then do 100kg warmup for one rep. Then go down back to 2 working sets of 90kg till failure; I’m hoping you fail in the 5-8 rep range; done with proper form too. (Report to me on how many rep you get.) After which you’ll do a static hold with 130kg for 10 or 15sec; make sure there is a spotter with their hands ready to catch the weights incase anything happens(and use safety bars)—google static hold for bench if you don’t know what it is. Do whatever you want for your upper chest( just one exercise—refer to my highlights for pointers on proper form) Repeat for your second chest day too.

And na God dey train pikin. Una fit born like rat