Timothy Schulte

@lporiginalg We have a theater kid problem

Just remembered that Swalwell was part of what Scott Adams dubbed the Democrats’ Drsignated Liar Squad, along with Schiff and Raskin.

To everyone replying: yes, Franken shouldn’t have resigned. But he did. And now the bar is very low re: calls for resignation.

Does this look like the face of a guy who would take advantage of drunk women?

@nicksortor @RepSwalwell GET HIS ASS

Hi @RepSwalwell, I know you have me blocked after my video of you dropped, but you’ll see this anyway. I wonder what will happen if I soon publish a recording of you admitting to ILLEGALLY pushing to subpoena Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as f*ck,” letting lobbyists get you drunk off your ass at a DC restaurant, and then you asking them to help you find a woman to cheat on your wife with because you “only f*ck tens” Will it help or hurt your numbers in California? Are the voters as deviant like you are? We may find out in a few days if you are still in the race and haven’t dropped out. Thanks! Sincerely, The guy whose table you drunkenly invaded while I was trying to have a peaceful dinner with my girlfriend in DC. PS: Fang Fang says hi! 👋🏻

Must be devastating when your spouse indulges in a sick, years-long cross-dressing roleplay as a cartoonish caricature of the opposite sex.

@tedlieu If this is enough to force a resignation, surely what Swalwell did warrants the same.

In light of the recent allegations against Representative Eric Swalwell, I am withdrawing my endorsement of his campaign for Governor.

@SomeBitchIIKnow I never would have guessed Swalwell was a sneaky fucker.

Men who are performative about their “support of women” tend to be deviants. All women learn this early. The leftist demand to ignore fear/danger signals is evil.

@RubenGallego I mean, it’s not like he handed his wife divorce papers while she was giving birth, but it’s pretty bad. Thank you for being such a good man.

All it needs is narration by Sir Topham Hatt

Petition to have Tesla Semis play "Eastbound and Down" wherever they go to replace the sound not made by an internal combustion engine

Well, the U.S. Safety Commission has issued a list of unsafe Christmas toys. Topping the list this year? Mattel’s Gasoline-Powered Sharp Thing.

Obamacare is the worst legislation of my adulthood and needs to go away.

@NYMag New Yorkers: you have my permission to throw eggs and rotten produce at her whenever she turns up in public.

Cea Weaver is comfortable enough facing the public — she was a housing organizer and minor celebrity of the New York left prior to joining the administration — but she is not used to this kind of visibility. Or scrutiny. During her first week in office, the New York ‘Post’ picked up old deleted tweets of hers that advocated for “seizing private property” and called homeownership a “weapon of white supremacy.” A circus erupted: ‘Post’ reporters camped out in front of her Brooklyn apartment and published photos of her crying on the street under a headline calling her a “Woke, Privileged, Tenant Advocate.” (“That’s not how I would say things today,” she said of the tweets.) But at the second in a series of Rental Ripoff Hearings, dedicating to hearing tenant grievances across the five boroughs, Weaver is a minor celebrity. A volunteer working the event asks Weaver for a selfie. One of the tenants testifying knows her from organizing and gushes at first sight. “I’m excited that it’s you,” a woman who sits down to testify says. “The housing czar!” Can the longtime housing organizer and democratic socialist turn a decade of ambitious ideas into policy? Read more from Clio Chang: nymag.visitlink.me/hiUgfB

@DrunkRepub State-sanctioned white people. You may only like white people that have been pre-screened and approved ahead of time.

If you’ve been forced to see this man on your television against your will, you may be entitled to compensation

The Oscar nominations were announced this week. And Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster are in a heated competition in the Academy's controversial new category: Best Retard.

Aaron Bushnell

Relatable

@TheCriticalDri2 Crabs in a bucket

Some people genuinely think like this and believe that's a good thing.

"Our democracy" = Our hegemony -- Michael Malice