Wandyaka Timothy Kizito

@SheilahGashumba Oyo si Esau ?

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@ManUtd @theofficialfwa @B_Fernandes8 Read the room please

Good morning to @TheOfficialFWA Men's Footballer of the Year! 🤳😁

@NewtonAllan6 Ojja kuloga

PREMIER LEAGUE IS SCRIPTED. It’s a very fake league. 🚮

@AllanSseky U just started watching soccer yesterday

Pep leaving City and Maresca taking charge.....Man City is cooked next season 😂😂🙌

@DailyMonitor I wish to withdraw 🤭

UPDATE: Incumbent Anita Among says she has withdrawn from 2026-31 speakership race. Details shortly ...

@AnitahAmong @NRMOnline Am withdrawing my candidature 🤣🤣

RE: SPEAKERSHIP RACE I wish to draw the attention of the public to the matters regarding the Speakership race. After wide consultations and deep introspection, and to maintain harmony and clarity in my beloved party, the @NRMOnline, I wish to categorically and unequivocally state that I will not be offering myself for the Speakership race of the 12th Parliament. I am greatly indebted to H.E @KagutaMuseveni, my party, the @NRMOnline, and members of the 11th Parliament for giving me the opportunity to serve as Deputy Speaker and Speaker. I am equally indebted to my family and friends for the solidarity and support they have extended to me over the last five years. I pledge my total support to the candidates who will be endorsed by the President and the Party, and Implore all colleague MPs of the 12th Parliament to do the same. I shall remain available to the service of my country as the party and the President may assign me. In the meantime, I pledge to continue cooperating with all ongoing investigations as initiated by the relevant organs of the state to get to the root of all the allegations raised. FOR GOD AND MY COUNTRY. ANITA ANNET AMONG

@marvinashaba0 Igor Jesus 🤣🤣🤣

Bruh mfs are now looking like Jeremy Doku and Justin Kluivert 😭😭😭

@TonyNatif These numbers are inflated for economic purposes 😏

They’re lumping Congo and Uganda into one and saying we’ve had 300 cases and 88 deaths. 🤦🏾‍♂️ Epidemic reporting really needs to change.

Let me get this straight: this Ebola is from Congo. They’ve lost more than 10 people, including their citizen who was discovered in Bundibugyo by Uganda’s vigilant anti-epidemic teams but now they’re naming the virus after a Ugandan place, putting a negative tag on Uganda?

@KalajjaNassah @Chiefhassa10463 Good enough itz feelings, soccer is played on the pitch

@Chiefhassa10463 I love Arsenal, but I feel this game will be a draw, and Man City will win their next game, points will be equal, and then last game will be the game to decide will will win the EPL. I know Manchester City will win the League. Wise people will see it.

How much is Burnely Draw on Monday? I want to check something🌚

@DaudiKabanda Kasajja gwe ur cashing out big 😅😅

@roxie_ug No any notifications pop up on my phone until i open the apps !!

Turning off your WhatsApp notifications to see messages only when you open the app is a crazy level of isolation for real.

@BaranyetaN @TimoSports8 Khusanov 😅🤣

@TimoSports8 KHUSANOV for Saliba Szoboszlai for Xhaka Otherwise its a good team

PREMIER LEAGUE TEAM OF THE SEASON ACCORDING TO TIMO TIMO GK- David Raya RB -Jurien Timber CB -Gabriel Magahles CB -Wiliam Saliba LB- Nico O'Reilly Mid - Granit Hxaka - Declan Rice - Bruno Fernande -Ryan Cherki Attack - Halland - Igor Tiago Formation 4-4-2 Coach: Mikel Arteta Ass Coach:Andoni Iraola

@DeeSandy20 Obakutte !!! Obwedda mbalaba

The people who are on the 1m gig think we haven’t noticed them 😂 Among them are some red berets disguising the gig as banter n jokes then tomorrow they’ll be pretending to cry with Ugandans. Ahaaaa 😂. Ba dear we see youuuu

@Darlington75723 @ubctvuganda Bcoz of patronage, they are not popular, they just have the state machinery

@ubctvuganda 🔥 patriotic league is more consequential than nup ever was

Just in: PLU has withdrawn its earlier endorsement of Rt Hon Anita Among and Rt Hon Thomas Tayebwa for speaker and deputy speaker of the 12 parliament.

@MwesigyeFranks @mkainerugaba @UgandaMediaCent @Mugabiarts @ChrisOMagezi This graphics designer is an amateur, and whatsap API cant allow external truckers, tuli bagezi

Gen. @mkainerugaba’s photo taken by @UgandaMediaCent Photographer @Mugabiarts. has been used by over 800,000 whatsapp subscribers as a profile picture in less than an hour. Pure love ❤️

@thekingsmanUG Gig mujikuba mumagezi

Baby general ngayase🔥🔥🔥

@MaleAdvocate28 Otulinaaa 😅😅

What Bavubuka saw 🌚

@MaamaUganda02 Sorry

I can’t believe they ignored my tweets and are now busy flying drones.

@Kasuku256 2:0 😅

Meanwhile am also a Madrid fan and upnext is the el classico. Eno season team zempagira zagala kunetiira.

@KOmukungu Yalya nsagi

Omupiira si luseke👍🏿