TIMOTHY PIZZA
28 posts
TIMOTHY PIZZA
@TimothyPizza
Husband | Cat Dad | Writer: Funny or Die : Pitch | Comedian | Musician: Sound Became Color |
Oakland, CA Katılım Ocak 2023
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TIMOTHY PIZZA retweetledi
Much like quicksand or turning on the dome light while driving at night, did anyone else have an irrational fear of a bug that swims up your penis if you pee in the river while swimming as a child?
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You should do a show like this Jan Hammer video, @TimothyPizza
Sonny Crockett (Parody)@SonnyCrockett92
We’ll take it from here in a blowout, pal.
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How tf did the writers think it was good idea to kill off the loan gunmen while moulder was out? #XFiles
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TIMOTHY PIZZA retweetledi
This sunday at 4pm #RealLifeSciFi with @TimothyPizza - Does #CIA know about the #EndOfTheWorld
Watch it @ SchrabHomeVideo.com or go listen where you get #podcasts #paranormal #polarshift #apacolypse #SchrabHomeVideo #ancientcivilization #secret #government #uap #ufo #alien
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I ordered vodka delivery, got raspberry vodka. I got a custard pie. my cat threw it on the floor. it landed fave down. I went outside to work on my ukulele and barely touched it before it broke. Now I’m watching A bear maul hikers on YouTube and drinking shit vodka at 1 pm. FML
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It isn’t just specific neighborhoods. It’s spread throughout.
Seneca Scott@SenecaSpeaks21
This is just ONE DAY of reported gunfire in Oakland. Oakland is a city without rule of law. 911 is not picking up and no one is coming to save you. Our neighbors are all we can depend on.
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Ordered a bottle of vodka from an app delivery and got raspberry vodka.
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First attempt at making a leather pouch to protect my sharp tools. This is for two knives and card scraper.
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@FreedomBro1 @wil_da_beast630 I hear their the Indian food is dope
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Another insane food take - real Mexican food, a la mole poblano, is one of the world's top 6-7 cuisines.
Twitter's food opinions are rivaled only by influencers' takes on sex, dating, and pornography.
Carl Benjamin 🏴@Sargon_of_Akkad
Mexican food is absolutely atrocious, though. The chillis are there to hide the taste of poor quality ingredients, not enhance the flavour.
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@TimothyPizza @wil_da_beast630 That’s what haunts me. Mushy peas with extra green dye?
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@wil_da_beast630 Lots of weirdos on here that think Mexican food is bad and that women with a "body count" of more than 1 or 2 are whores.
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