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@NJacobAJohansso @roglebk Jag unnar Rögle ett guld… så länge det inte är mot Skellefteå. 🖤💛

Jag börjar kanske bli gammal, men vad är det med andra lags supportrar som firar att Rögle förlorar mot Skellefteå? Jag är sjukt stolt över er @roglebk! Det var inte menat att bli guld första året för Dan, men det kommer komma ett guld i närtid.

SÅ VÄLFÖRTJÄNT guld till Skellefteå! På hemmais, dessutom. Tveklöst Sveriges bästa lag 25/26! 🖤💛🖤💛

Få gånger har ett SM-guld i ishockey varit lika välförtjänt som den här gången. Skellefteå har helt enkelt varit bäst, både i grundserien och slutspelet. 👏 #SHLse

Snyggt jobbat, Skellefteå! Vågar man tro på guld på hemmais om två dagar? #skeaik

@CollinRugg I mean, either they caught you cheating, in which case you are 100 % in the wrong. Or they caught you not cheating, in which case you should be thrilled that there’s evidence of your innocence. So what is he feeling victimized for, exactly?

NEW: Canadian curling star Marc Kennedy claims he was set up by "premeditated" cameras to catch him "in an act" of cheating. The Canadian curling team is now claiming to be victims after they were caught on camera 'double-touching' the stone. "They have come up with a plan here at the Olympics, as far as I know, to catch teams in the act at the hog line," Kennedy said. "This was planned... it was kind of evident that something was going on, and they were trying to catch us in an act." Kennedy and Coach Paul Webster accused Sweden of setting up cameras to catch them cheating. "I know we’re not the only team that they’ve done that to. So I think this was, I don’t know what the word is for that, but like a premeditated plan to try to catch us," Kennedy said. Sweden is firing back at Canada, saying they've been sounding the alarm on alleged Canadian cheating for seven or eight years. "We've been saying this for maybe seven, eight years or something. The media crew decided to place the camera on the hog line to see what was happening..." said Niklas Edin of Sweden.

@OtsukimiOtsu @nonaphoria I’m more fascinated with the fact that orcs know what a menu is. Do they have orc restaurants?

@nonaphoria We not gonna talk about how they know about nervous systems in Middle Earth?

This never made sense to me bc Legolas was at 17 when it had barely started, and there were 10,000 and it went until dawn

@edwardbrgr I don’t see the point of having ten nominations. Everyone always knows that at least half of them don’t stand a chance. It seems meaningless to me to ”honour” movies with a nomination that’s clearly in name only, like a consolation prize or particiption trophy.

Movies that are ABSOLUTELY not winning Best Picture: F1 and The Secret Agent Why? Because neither of those movies recieved a Screenplay nomination. Yeah, that simple

@Lina_Shirou @theemilygwen English is not my first language either. I used to point it out in comments, and try to be nice about it (as well as point out things I liked in the story). I stopped bc most authors responded by calling it hate, or rude, or something similar, so I didn’t see the point.

@Tingeling_T @theemilygwen This is a common mistake for people whose English isn't their first language. I tell you this because it's something that happens to me and sometimes I don't realize it. It could be good if you tell the author in a comment.

@JS510A @maira4yo There are lots of other unpleasant things that can happen though. Tearing, significant bleeding, eclampsia, placental abruption… Plus, y’know, the mother is the one who actually gave birth, so it makes sense to mention how she’s doing afterward.

@maira4yo 0.2% of women die during childbirth, majority being in third world countries

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

@guidomichelino @snapphan1 Begriper inte varför folk som inte kan de/dem alltid använder dem. Kör med dom åtminstone. Eller varför inte lära sig basal grammatik… 🙄

@snapphan1 ”De/Dom”

Att dem tog bort trippel cheeseburgare är helt sjukt

@JoeBLynam Or the voices in his head did…

Trump : "I was very honoured when they asked me to serve as Chair of the Board of Peace". Narrator: 'He asked himself'

@Vatsalljain @dishinterestedd Rush was way better than both.

@dishinterestedd Ford VS Ferrari was better than that 👾

what dirt does brad pitt have on the academy members???? how the FUCK did f1 get a best picture nom????

@ericbauner Känns som en strålande strategi. Hitta på konflikter, trapp upp hotet så mycket som det går, sen vika sig som en mjuk pommes frittes. Endast hans egen fantasi sätter gränser för hur många konflikter han kan avstyra på det viset.

Snyggt av Trump att lyckas deeskalera ännu en konflikt. Nobelkommittén i Oslo måste lyssna nu.

@jensliljestrand Vad det verkar så är det Island som står näst på tur. Sen blir det väl Irland därefter.

Det är så sjukt att Grönland kommer vara bortglömt om en vecka för då har han hittat på nån ny jävla grej.

@M_R_TUF @kajsadovstad Du är fortfarande patient. Vården är ingen beställingscentral där man kan vara kund och begära än det ena, än det andra. Du kan önska att få göra en röntgen, ta ett visst prov, eller få en medicin utskriven, men det är läkaren som avgör om det finns medicinsk indikation.

@Tingeling_T @kajsadovstad Om jag svimmar och tas till sjukvården medvetslös är jag patient. Men om jag själv söker någon slags vård så är jag kund eftersom jag har ett val.

Härligt att integritetsvurmandet i vården nu gått så långt att patienten kan spärra mig som läkare från att se svar på prover som jag har beställt, som patienten sen har tagit med samtycke och som jag är ansvarig för att följa upp och signera.

@M_R_TUF @kajsadovstad Man är inte kund i sjukvården; man är patient. Därtill så ska prover endast tas om de är relevanta.

@kajsadovstad Icke-relevanta prover borde gå att spärra som vårdkund.

@atrupar I guess technically he is correct. A lot of people, in fact nobody, knows that. Because it’s not true. Then again, this is also the guy who thought the air force was an important part of the US civil war, so…

Trump: "World War 1 -- they lost 100 million people. It actually ended World War 1. A lot of people don't know. The Spanish flu in World War 1 ended the war."

@RomieYoungpeter @Daractenus Ironic thing to say when the only country threatening to invade a Scandinavian country is the US. Very mafia-esque.

@Daractenus We Don't need you.....you need our protection Only one way this goes

Sweden’s Alecta pension fund, which has about $110 billion worth of assets under its management, has decided to divested most of its U.S. Treasury holdings. Best of luck to US markets when they open today! Greetings from Europe!

@PeterStefanovi2 Makes perfect sense. Of course he can’t understand integrity and lack of corruption.

Heaven help us Trump: “If anybody thinks that Norway doesn't control the Nobel Prize, they're just kidding. They have a board, but it's controlled by Norway, and I don't care what Norway says."