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@LangmanVince Still don’t matter! He’ll always be a slimy lizard in an expensive suit!

How much Ozempic is J.B. Pritzker taking?

@TiffMoodNukes What happened to her? Did a Mack truck hit her? I’ll say a prayer for her!

Dear men: Do not eat this

@RepJeffries Lemmy sang it right! This guy is a slimy lizard in an expensive suit! Can’t teach a worm to walk upright! Some lyrics they totally meant for Hakeem Jeffries! youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Inflation just hit a 3-year high, gas prices are out of control and life under Donald Trump is unaffordable. But this guy spent all night rage-posting on social media. Can someone do a wellness check?

@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts Lemmy sang it right! Here’s a slimy lizards in an expensive suit! You can’t teach a worm to walk upright! Some of the lyrics that define John Thune! Pass the save act! Asshole! youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Republicans know that any path to economic strength runs through small businesses. That’s why they were a key focus of the tax relief we delivered in the Working Families @TaxCuts last year.

@GovPritzker Lemmy sang it right! Slimy lizard in an expensive suit, you can’t teach a worm to walk upright! Nobody fits those lyrics more than JB Prickster! youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Donald Trump is a liar. Whether it’s on the war in Iran being almost over or gas and diesel prices coming down, he can’t be trusted.

@Milajoy That frees up her time to hang out on the ugly tree to relax until her next gig!

Leftist Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who is a Florida Congresswoman, just watched Governor Ron DeSantis ERASE her District. With the new Florida Congressional District map, her seat is GONE. She will NOT be re-elected. Oh, happy day.

@kate_p45 Did that home wrecker bring her kids with her? Fucking whore!

Must be nice. Get elected screaming “America First,” spend years insider trading your way to millions, while your own state was flooded with illegals and foreign workers. Then, because Trump wouldn’t endorse you for Senate, you quit on your constituents, flip to the radical left, protect the same people who kept the border open, prioritized illegals, and laundered our tax dollars. Now you’re running away to your $5 million mansion in Costa Rica, bought with the money you got selling out your own country, to live with your beta cuck fiance. Pathetic traitor.🤬

@LangmanVince You got a love a good hippo fight! Very entertaining!

Talk about a heavy weight fight! 😂

@RealJamesWoods I put turds in the toilet smarter than her!

A0C is a numbskull. Don’t mean to be rude, but honestly she is stupider than a bag of rocks.

@ksorbs @FBI Which eye would be looking down the rifle sight is what everyone is thinking, LOL! What a stupid twat!

Crazy liberal woman: “Mr Trump, I will assassinate you. I will eliminate your family members.” Hey @FBI found one for you.

@TrumpsHurricane Don’t let the dick hit you in the ass! Bye!

“We’re a Gay couple who will be leaving America because of Trump.” Where should they go ??

@BreitbartNews Fuck that homo! He’s an Assclown!

Mike Pence: "I think Republicans ought to do a lot of soul-searching" before 2028 "I think Republicans face a new time of choosing — whether we're going to stay on the path of the traditional conservative principles that have always defined our party for the last half century, or whether we're going to follow the siren song of populism" "We've always been a party committed to low taxes, including low tariffs and free trade. Now, as we witnessed, the president imposed unilateral tariffs on friend and foe alike until the Supreme Court stepped in and used the Constitution to turn him back." "I know Donald Trump better than his most ardent defenders know him. Okay? And he is not ideological. In fact, he often bristled when I would refer to policies as conservative. He would, with a wave of a hand, say to me, 'That's just common sense.' But now, as you see the stops and starts on our support for Ukraine under this administration, nationalizing American businesses, unilateral tariffs, price controls on everything from pharmaceuticals to credit cards, all of this should should create a backdrop for a very healthy debate over whether we're going to stay moving in the direction, on these issues, that President Trump has led our party, or whether we're going to re-ground ourselves back to those timeless conservative principles, I think, that have always made not only our party successful but, more importantly, have made America strong and prosperous and free."

@ewarren You’re such a goofy lying old twat! How can you stand yourself?

Let’s be clear about what this means: Trump’s hand-picked Supreme Court is silencing Black voters. This is the Republican plan to try and hold onto power. We must fight back.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see the Obama Presidential Center building?

@Geniustechw Looks like a bunch of Rhinos fighting under a tarp!

What do you think they're fighting over? (wrong answers only)

@GovPritzker Cancel the gas tax!

Temporary E15 waivers aren’t enough. Let’s solve the fuel problem once and for all — and stand up for our Illinois farmers.

@CAgovernor She fucked Harvey Weinstein! How’s that taste in your mouth on Mother’s Day? She’s a whore! LMFAO!

I’m lucky to share my life with someone who inspires me every day. Jen is an extraordinary mother, partner, and leader whose love strengthens our family and the work we do for California’s children and families. I’m also thinking of my mother, Tessa, whose grit, sacrifice, and unconditional love shaped the man and father I am today. Today and always, we celebrate the love and care mothers and mother figures give so selflessly every day. Happy Mother’s Day, California!

@IranReportsX Oh yeah! What’s the area he’s in or this is fake news!

🚨BIG BREAKING: Iran’s Foreign Minister just confirmed that Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is STILL ALIVE. Rumors spread fast — but Tehran says the Supreme Leader remains alive and in control.

@BarackObama Fuck you! Piece of shit!

This Mother’s Day, I’m thinking about my mom, and all the lessons she taught me. I'm proud to honor her memory with the Ann Dunham Water Terrace at the Obama Presidential Center.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Two dudes making out! Awww! That’s cute!

Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day! To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.