Gods Sleepiest Soldier

@chaotic_retard @GanKun10124847 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast he doesnt get rocked, he takes a surprise hit from a metal table to the shoulder guard and stumbles slightly

@TiredGuardsman @GanKun10124847 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast Gate of bones contains the Custodies getting rocked (he still wins but not the point) Ogryns being stronger than marines is a very consistent with one dragging the 30+ ton chimera for a medipack in the word bearers omnibus one crushes a terminator's head with a punch. 1/2

"We're so excited" *blank stare* "To bring" *heavy sigh* "Skitarii to Darktide"

@chaotic_retard @GanKun10124847 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast according to who or what

@TiredGuardsman @GanKun10124847 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast They're strong enough to deck a custodies it's not that they match an unarmoured marine they're closer to terminators blowing even armoured primaris out of the water.

@Night_dot_exe @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast still dont know what youre trying to argue here, are you saying that the random junkies, random guard vets and the ogryns stand on the same power tier as skitarii?

@TiredGuardsman @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast "darktide is not a game about super soldiers" You have Psykers and Ogryns. Psykers can be as powerful as the story/setting allows and Ogryns are in terms of strength on the same level as a Space Marine. We were way past that topic before the street junky class released.

@GanKun10124847 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast the ogryn has the physical strength to match an unarmoured space marine yes, but they do not have the agility or smarts for it to be anywhere near a close fight, a veteran with a plasma gun would have a better chance

@TiredGuardsman @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast What about the ogrin? Aren't they strong enough to 1v1 a space marine?

@Night_dot_exe @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast and fyi powerscaling darktide is a pointless endeavour because you end up with a random street junky being stronger then space marines, its best to just take the games canon at face value and not assume that high skill players on max difficulty reflect the canon power scaling

@Night_dot_exe @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast ill try to explain using your power scale thing as an example, darktide player characters are not super soldiers, darktide is not a game about super soldiers, skitarii are super soldiers.

@Night_dot_exe @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast yeah but how is that related to what i said

@Superplant33770 @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast no lol

@TiredGuardsman @Zach781826 @LavenderGhast They're just augmented people no different from a veteran

@Zach781826 @LavenderGhast In this case i think its a power scale thing, skitarii are far from space marine tier but they are still way above the darktide player classes (ignoring the stuff that comes with being a game, like a random street thug 1v1ing a chaos spawn with a normal knife)

@LavenderGhast Why do Swedish devs hate giving what players actually want?

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie so the ancesotrs of the exodites arent to blame, and the ancestors of the asuryani arent to blame. the ancestors of the drukhari, who didnt heed any of the others warnings and kept fucking the galaxy to death are the ones to blame

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie you said their shared ancestors are to blame. the exodites ancestors did not participate and left thousands of years before slaanesh. the asuryani ancestors were the puritans who didnt participate and tried convincing everyone to chill, finally leaving a few weeks before slaanesh

>Be assailed by ontologically evil enemies on all sides >Make morally questionable but ultimately justified decisions for the survival of your species >Hate chaos more than any other faction in the setting >Be the objective good guys of the setting >Be the Eldar, pic unrelated

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie holy fuck youre dumb

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie its also worth noting that the ancestors of the current exodites left thousands of years before the birth of slaanesh, they saw it coming from a mile away. the ancestors of the asuryani were the puritan nerds who tried to convince everyone to chill and jumped ship last minute

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie their shared ancestors did not birth slaanesh, i made a little diagram for you so you can understand better

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie and the exodites took the log cabin and farmstead in the woods route away from degeneracy. the drukhari and their ancestors are the ones who stuck around and kept doing what led to slaanesh

@TiredGuardsman @Aeldarellie You dont deserve more than an AI szummary dear larper

@Blaize26854193 @Aeldarellie guy who doesnt know the lore but pretends he does

@Aeldarellie It is literally their shared ancestors who are to blame for Slaanesh existing. Nothing the Empire ever did could compare to that.

@JBrolyyy @TheSmallMadman @ghidorbruh @LindonVoxCaster Craftworlders left because they thought the shit needed to stop but nobody listened, and exodites left to embrace caveman because they didn’t like the degeneracy either. Those who stuck around and kept being degenerate were the ones who became the dark eldar, who everyone hates.

@TheSmallMadman @ghidorbruh @LindonVoxCaster ofc you'd defend the degenerates you birthed slaneesh lol, af if they didnt already ruin the entire universe

This is unironically how the Ordos Xenos describe Maiden Worlds

@CeoOfDBGT @pama86801 @berserksouls always has been

@pama86801 @berserksouls Also >Ds3 shitty attempt at a Mark Twain ending where it tells you embers will be around after the flame has been snuffed. Basically linking the flame is bullshit

@Guile_Gale @CDEComics @lukeisamazing also the spectacle, i remember seeing one set of armour thatd been set up with some sort of spring loaded mechanism that the shield was attached to to make the impact more dramatic, its all showmanship

@CDEComics @lukeisamazing wrestling isn't just american, but the point is the machismo and narrative. Faces, Heels, rivalries that play out like they do in the ring more than they do on the field. Also, you know. Violence. A lot more violence than in football.

A Knight’s Tale turning the joust into a giant pro wrestling event with Chaucer as a promoter and MC and CTE-riddled meathead knights galore is, vibes wise, the closest approximation to actual medieval knightly culture you’re going to find.