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@scringis @turboghosto Your level 3 commoner ass would get no diffed by a kobold argued only with a dirty rag and a dull spoon

@turboghosto I then came in and crushed it's skull with my boot.

tried to teach a kobold about economics. I told them how we trade things of value and they tilted their head, then their eyes welled with tears. I asked what was the matter and they said they didn't want to trade our friendship away, but it was the most valuable thing they had

@chokeupnow @IntelDeadlock Simply do not be missing 3/4th of your health or use an ult that makes you float in place, it's that easy

@IntelDeadlock vyper players deserve worse

Don’t unlock slide on Vyper while sliding Via/Correct_Degree_7053

@HipocampalPain The Forever War features a 1970 white cishet man traveling to the future and being confronted with the gay agenda society, and when he gets a psych evaluation he says, "I'm not prejudiced" and the psychiatrist says, "You don't think you're prejudiced" and I think about that a lot

that no one ever has to dissect or face head on. Because characters raised in a bigoted society and reflecting those values even when genuinely well intentioned is never ever allowed because my pookie oc can’t be a bad person!

Tbh there’s a certain writing thing that kinda bothers me but I don’t know how to word it at all without being misinterpreted really badly Uhh. I think authors have a thing where they really like writing about minorities and dissecting prejudice characters face in society —

@kalopop Smoleg and Leedle

taking name suggestions for these two

@sorocore I could pull this back

11 minutes in the game

@risenram Supposedly the ban activates if youve been losing a lot, as a balancing tool

i have warden set as my ban and i just got him on the enemy team in back to back matches . does this ban system even WORK.

@RoyDelfino @Rainmaker1973 ?? You guys let your bird fly sometimes, it's his day, too. She knows that.

@Rainmaker1973 You can tell this was the groom's idea cause at the end the bride is just holding her lightsaber perfectly still while he does fancy spinning hits against it.

This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom

Using mage hand to dig in my butt

@glamdemon2004 I didn't know how it works with Goodwill, but I always say no to those cause the company is just trying to use your 1 or 3 or 10 cents or whatever to donate to charity in their name and reap tax benefits

Goodwill cashier just asked me if I wanted to round up from $9.99 to $10 for charity… really felt like there was no right answer

@verdanirs My friends pay deadlock with me to artificially lower their win rates so their games without me are all wins

anyone else wanna play deadlock w their friends but ur scared ur gonna ruin their games cuz ur such a chud

@yuronkdev Gwuh

Another enoo-N fanart has hit the Tower (of Altheon)‼️ so insanely cool. another reason to keep going ‼️

@DreeG_18 @Maybenotadoctor Tbf those responses would serve the purpose the test is testing for, having a baseline level of interest in engaging in the hobby.

@Maybenotadoctor Eh. A lot of these are unfair to people who are TCG exclusive fans. A Pokemon can’t be weak to more than one type in the TCG. Pokemon don’t have classifications on cards. Gligar is exclusively fighting type in the TCG. I get the concept, but poor execution.

Guy comes in: Him: You got any Pokemon? Me: we have sealed and singles! Who is your favorite Pokemon? Him: Idk I got a surging sparks ETB tho 😐

@yuronkdev Bitch ass game dev, bet you don't even have juggle physics

@TitledEel I'm gonna kill you....... TitledEel

New Inventory UI (WIP) #screenshotsaturday #pixelart

@pump_upthejam_ Like the dog

My name is Cole-EE not Cole-EYE. Coli. Coli coli coli coli say it with me guys. Call-ee is ok too

@AudreyPorne Spiritually British post

Americans not having electric kettles is kind of insane, no?

@slime_machine You can't name a better kind of slaw tho

would like to start a national dialogue about coleslaw, undisputed WOAT, have never met anyone who will stand up for it, interested in phasing it out permanently

@RO_MYBI They'll be best friends and no problems will arise (: Somehow they will produce about 200% more poop than you expect

Necesito hablar con alguien que tenga más de 1 gato. Tengo 1 y estoy por adoptar otro. Es una locura?

@GamewithDave There was also this, I think freeware?, game my dad showed me called Ben's Game (nothing to do with BenDrowned) about skating a hover board around and shooting cancer cells in a sick person, as represented by a sci-fi stadium thing

@GamewithDave Didn't actually remember if I played it in that time frame but Giants Citizen Kabuto. Is just a game unlike any other

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@Not_Robotic To be fair, an older person with a pot belly actually has the same proportions as if they were pregnant. But idk if the art you're seeing fits that.

I just saw some art of a fat furry on the tl and I realized a lot of you draw fat people like pregnant people. No I will not elaborate but if you know you know.