Todd Hendricks

@WhiteBabyFac @3YearLetterman This is a top shelf reply.

@3YearLetterman Only in Islamagood

Many conservatives want marriage to be the way it was before 1960 - No divorce allowed unless serious wrongdoing like infidelity or physical abuse is proven. Liberals typically prefer modern marriage because they can divorce whenever they feel like it. The obvious solution is to let couples choose the type of marriage they want - either classic marriage where no-fault divorce is prohibited, or modern marriage which allows for no-fault divorce. We should have the option to choose traditional marriage, but liberals will never allow this because they like being able to defraud their romantic partners with the false promise of lifelong commitment while maintaining the option to break up the family whenever they feel like it.

@3YearLetterman @davidpollack47 After all, both of Kirby's come from following your advice.

@davidpollack47 Amen. Only those living coaches with an SEC championship should be able to vote on this And me, of course

Only want to hear from the coaches who have literally won SEC Championships @3YearLetterman

@redsteeze Elaine's Christmas Card

Seinfeld Kentucky Derby names. Go.

@EWErickson Well, I'm no lawyer but my cousin's neighbor knows a guy who says you're wrong!!

Election Lawyer here. Georgia law is not Louisiana law. The Georgia Governor cannot suspend an election when early voting has started.

@iowahawkblog Just spittin' facts today aren't you?

Scientific studies show that quitting bullfighting reduces a man’s lifetime risk of gruesome rectal goring by up to 25%

“I never thought I would be the victim of a gruesome anal goring,” says legendary veteran of a pastime with the highest likelihood of a gruesome anal goring

@damone_mike @Ticketmaster @Harry_Styles And with the tickets you also dispense dating advice. I've used Led Zeppelin many times based on your recommendation.

@Ticketmaster @Harry_Styles SCALPER?? I provide a service, and that service costs money.

An update on ticket releases for Harry Styles Together, Together in NYC! We caught scalpers with tickets, took action and we are working with Harry and his team to get them back to fans at the original price. 🎫 Scroll for more info.

@GloJean1776 @JimmysSeafood Can. Confirm.

If you haven’t ordered yet from @JimmysSeafood you’re missing out. Their crab cakes are amazing.

@editti22 @JimmysSeafood I cam attest that the crab soups are superior. My favorite is the Maryland style.

Hey @JimmysSeafood we got anything that you can eat with a broken jaw and 7 orbital fractures? Asking for a friend

@jakasma @Simon_Ingari

@Simon_Ingari HR Dept is what I would say the most useless department in an organization

HR: What is your notice period? Candidate: 60 days. HR: Is it negotiable? Candidate: No. HR: Sorry, we’re looking for someone who can join within 30 days. Candidate: May I ask a question? HR: Sure. Candidate: What’s the notice period in your company? HR : ↓↓↓

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia! As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags. To win: Just REPOST!

@JonIsTheFuture @3YearLetterman @Hitchslap1 Coach has an ENTIRE set of gently used Encyclopedias. You can rest assured he is correct.

@3YearLetterman @Hitchslap1 The documentary "Karate Kid" didn't cover any of that, so I'm going to need a source coach.

The United States has an average IQ of 99, whereas Japan has an average IQ of 106. What can best explain this discrepancy?

@JimmysSeafood my birthday is tomorrow, but the feast arrived today!!

@34GreshamRd Former Mayor Hartsfield?

I know you from my generation of Atlanta when you know who Willie B. was..

Stay away from Kansas City. These things ought not be! #prayers #KansasCity

@pierdolio Adam, coach has difficulty with doorknobs due to his many championship rings. It's best you sit this one out.

I doubt that this is true.

@Super70sSports Looks like a @damone_mike knockoff.

Everybody in the 80s went to high school with a guy who looked exactly like this. My school’s was a guy named Tim and he was fucking awesome.

@BurtMacklin_FBI Sometimes you gotta drive the point home.

I just gave the most incredible speech to my kids’ baseball team. I’m not even a coach, but that didn’t stop me from going into the dugout and giving the most roof-raising speech ever heard. It was Al Pacino Any Given Sunday kind of speech. Parents didn’t care much for the profanity, but I felt it was necessary.

@3YearLetterman You are batting 1.000 today coach.

My one-word assessment of the Final Four fanbases Arizona - Stupid Michigan - Unattractive UConn - Obese Illinois - Poor

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@KCitons @LivingInThePas5

@LivingInThePas5 Dan Fogerty Leader of the Band

Name the song A quiet man of music denied a simpler fate He tried to be a soldier once, but his music wouldn't wait He earned his love through discipline —a thundering, velvet hand His gentle means of sculpting souls took me years to understand