Tom Ardans

It’s high time I acknowledged I exemplify the sin of Sloth. And acedia.

No one has to go along with this weird shit! This post is not going to sit well with the LGBTQ+ community, but it needs to be said and it needs to be said by someone like me. ♥️♥️♥️ #throwback

@realMaalouf That sign would vanish

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@libbyemmons Just remember that Tolkien fucking hated allegory. There is no one-to-one Jesus correspondence.

It's not really a controversial take. People are conflating the author with the text. There's loads of pagan imagery in the books. It doesn't mean they're bad books or that Tolkien wasn't Christian.

@Oceanbreeze473 The only normal child is gay.

A bowl full of crazy.

@ThatOtherJJ @Veritaserum44 I’m there with you

Some right-wingers don’t like me because I’m gay and gay people don’t like me because I wont buy into an ideology that makes them look like mental patients. Oh well. I’ll just be over here living my best life. 😁

@jondelarroz It was a liberal campaign of lies and bullshit. They claimed Card’s novel was a plagiarism of ‘Mein Kampf,’

Hot take: Ender's Game was not a bad movie and got way more flak than it deserved. Did you like this adaptation?

@Grand_handsomer For a slight upcharge, you get CyberLure, which is a glowing Mark Jacobs bag on a stalk that hovers over the open Frunk.

Do cyber trucks get bitches though? Serious question

@upstatefederlst The pod race was awesome. And you’re retarded.

You guys gotta remember that to get to this scene we had to sit through a 17 hour pod race. You also gotta remember that every bit of promotional media around Star Wars Episode 1 was about Darth Maul and then he died after like 8 minutes of screen time.

@Michaeldudufudu ‘And a darn good ‘un, I’ll wager!’

Funny thing is he doesn't look like a lesbian he just looks like a 12 year old boy. It's lesbians that look like 12 year old boys.

@wokeandwoofing I’m always shocked and disgusted.

@wokeandwoofing It’s only a workaround, but I find it helps: I flash myself in the mirror.

Life is becoming increasingly difficult for people who want to walk in to a women's changing rooms and flash their penis. We are rapidly heading back to the dark ages, of 2014, when this was considered socially unacceptable by literally everyone. Oh the humanity😪

My older brother Paul wrote this poem for our late mother and sent it to music with AI. suno.com/song/2782018a-…

@PollSter_Mike1 The Name of the Rose

Can you name ONE movie for Sean Connery that is NOT Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989, The Rock 1996, or James Bond Franchise'?

@LangmanVince They never addressed the shitting.

"The trouble with Tribbles" was my favorite original Star Trek episode!

@codek_tv Fifty. You just split the difference between 200 and 300.

How tall is the dog ?

@heyshipz I went right to Reverse Rape, of which I am a victim.

zoom in. tell me the FIRST word you see.

@historyinmemes I got to see all these miniatures at a museum in Tucson last month. ❤️❤️❤️

Movie effects in 1963 were unbelievably impressive. Even with all the technological limitations, filmmakers refused to let those limits hold back their imagination.

@airmainengineer Jeez he got an F22 and an F16?

Can you guess what these signs mean?

@goodguylolypop But I’ve seen the woman on the left.

How to draw a body ⏳️ by eyeinspired

@john_smith95 I said ‘OOOF!’

Be honest… first impression? 👀

@JebraFaushay I can hear Diana’s loving words: ‘Huuurggh durrphpf, arhh hurgh pnurph!’

I could probably track this down for you if you want it.