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Thomas Austin

@TomAustinShow

Official Twitter of the Thomas Austin Show. If you love your ears being destroyed and your brain turning to mush, give it a listen. On Spotify.

United States Katılım Aralık 2022
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
Hello airport, I am departing for bluer skies permanently. Taustin17 over there. I can’t keep going on here for the small amount of people I still have here. Love each of the people who won’t move over. Mostly because this place…just ain’t it anymore.
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@LeadingReport Hey something actually good for once. Still doesn’t change my stance he should face the guillotine.
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Leading Report
Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Trump looking to ban China from purchasing American farmland.
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@Variety They made MAGA look racist, which is appropriate.
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Variety@Variety·
MAGA Outrage Over Tom Hanks' 'SNL50' Sketch Is Understandable, Says Joy Behar: They Made 'Anyone Who Voted for Trump Look Like a Racist' variety.com/2025/tv/news/t…
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MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
MAGA MELTDOWN!!!!!!!
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Midwest vs. The Rest
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope·
Ranking Midwest States: 1. Indiana 2. Illinois 3. Iowa 4. Kansas 5. Michigan 6. Minnesota 7. Missouri 8. Nebraska 9. North Dakota 10. Ohio 11. South Dakota 12. Wisconsin
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@ApronBump Yes and no. Catchphrases are what get people over rn, fair. But The Rock and Stone Cold were catchphrase generators and were the most over of their time. Cena, Hogan. Even Bret with the best stuff.
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@PiperK Hahahahahahahaha. The U.S. has been that way. It’s just generally up in a 4 way tie with the usual suspects.
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Karen Piper
Karen Piper@PiperK·
It's sad to watch America become the most hated country in the world almost overnight.
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DRV@DanrebV·
@Carp2291 @zacobson We don’t afford Josh Jacobs or Xavier McKinney with Rodgers’ contract I. Our books.
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@ApronBump Imma fix this one for you champ: NEVER. ENOUGH. MULTI. PERSON. MATCHES. FOR. CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@CelticsGotNext Nah, you have the special hidden Twitter genre. W film takes, L music tastes.
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Bruce Irons
Bruce Irons@BruceIronsNFL·
@TomAustinShow So nobody should ever go to an event because Ticketmaster sucks? You don't think there might be a better way to handle this?
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Bruce Irons
Bruce Irons@BruceIronsNFL·
The world: "Eagles fans are the worst!" Chiefs fans: "Wanna bet?"
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman

Awful: #Chiefs fans and Swifties are leaving fake bad reviews to CJ Gardner-Johnson’s mother’s restaurant in Florida. CJ's mother did NOT do anything, and they are putting her livelihood at risk. Sports are never this serious. Make sure to show your support to King’s Grill in Rockledge. (h/t @joe_pezz)

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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@ApronBump Go back one year and do a pb and j sandwich video… But in the style of the My Way promo
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@ApronBump You should hit him with the “buddy I’m not the one you wanna go toe to toe with”
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Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin@TomAustinShow·
@hartgoat Water isn’t private property. No one can claim that.
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
Why do miserable people always get mad when they see someone enjoying themselves
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