Tom Bwana

Ngugi wa Thiong'o's book River Between must have greatly inspired Margret Ogola's River & The Source. Ogola, first of the trailblazing feminist writers of the 90s, looks enraged by Ngugi's treatment of female characters. For every female Ngugi kills, Ogola kills 3 men. Payback!

Or can they give us a guard of honour during #MashemejiDerby? Ahahahaaaa That can be the juiciest part of supporting Gor Mahia. #Sirkal

Brushing teeth after every meal must have been concocted by toothpaste companies out to fleece you. Good morning

@CharlesGacheru @tusker_fc @AFCLeopards Were they?

At Nyayo Stadium for the @AFCLeopards vs @tusker_fc league game. The Leopard 🐆 must be bottled this afternoon.

@kenyansportsguy Juogiiiiiii

Supporting Gor Mahia is cult😂😂 Stadium announcer @TomBwana could not contain himself😆 #FootballKE #GorMahia

This is what Gor Mahia juogi looks like live😂 A businesswoman left her goodies just to celebrate Gor Mahia’s 2-1 win over Shabana😆 #GorMahia #FootballKE #Sirkal

@kenyansportsguy You have no idea how these small things make me happy. When my people are happy I drown in happiness.

🟢 | THE FEELING Beating that village team hits different... the rains couldn't stop the fans from expressing themselves. FT: Gor Mahia 2 - 1 Shabana #Sirkal | #SportPesaNaGor

The DJ at Nyayo Stadium today understood the assignment. His post match show was legendary. He understood his fans. That's what fans pay to get. The fans loved every bit of it.

I think the biggest achievement of Shabana FC this season is making their tie against Gor Mahia look like a big match in the KPL fixtures. Kudos to them.

The moment Gor Mahia scored that second goal. Hahaaaaaa pure delight #Sirkal

@Shabanafckenya Futeni coach tena

Fulltime: Gor Mahia 2-1 Shabana Fc

@otienood3ra Yes. It is the port thru which Jo Bondo go to their Bondo all the way to Usenge and Osieko. Through that Kisian port waluya wanaenda Busia.

I heard Transport CS Chirchir mention Kisian Port. Is there such a thing?

@InteriorKE @CAA_Kenya @KenyaAirports @BmsKenya Wow! You're showing the world the view from an airport's control tower. An internal airport!

The new Kisumu International Airport Control Tower is a state of the art upgrade replacing a colonial era structure and designed to international aviation standards. Serving as the main aviation gateway and air based border control to Western Kenya and the Lake Victoria region, @KisumuCountyKE is being developed as the centre of a growing regional logistics ecosystem linking Kenya to Uganda, Tanzania, Rwanda, and beyond.

Today, we battle in our backyard. Come on K’Ogalo! #MK4

@iampeterNgash No, I'm just a Kenya Shillings seeker

@TomBwana Tell them you use dollars 💸

Uber keeps sending me offers in Pounds. Either they think I'm in the UK or they still see Kenya as a colony.

@bwabiroy May Peace rest in Chuck

@TomBwana May he rest in peace

This scene here in Expendables is all that makes me believe Chuck Norris can't die. Not possible. But whoever made this film wanted to kill me with pure delight. Rambo, Commando, Jet Li, Van Damme and the Chuck in one film? Aaaaah orgasmic!

@QuietStorm254 Twas a waste of my time.

@TomBwana Stallone made them. I hope you haven't watched the fourth one. If you haven't, please don't.

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.