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Tom Clark

@TomClark20

I mostly stick to sports. NYY, NYI, the god damn NYJ. Tweets are mostly exaggerations and/or sarcastic. 9X AWL🏆

Connecticut, USA Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Tom Clark
Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@IslesWhiteSUV In some parallel Milburyless universe a #Isles team led by Chara, Spezza and Luongo won the cup...
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DNP Sports@notthefakeDNP·
People in Louisiana pay taxes just to fund the LSU football and basketball programs.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@BarstoolHubbs Pathetic, definitely going 0-560 this season with 530 Ks and 30 GIDP. Totally not joking
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Eric Hubbs@BarstoolHubbs·
Demote Judge, it’s Spencer Jones time
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@BryanHoch No offense to Canallero, but he shouldn’t be using up challenges.
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Bryan Hoch ⚾️@BryanHoch·
The first ABS challenge in MLB history belongs to Jose Caballero. (Called strike) It was confirmed.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@EmSheDoesIt Waiting for them to put some dumb Stranger Things filter, or other bs, on for an inning “This inning will be played in the upside down!”
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Emily Nyman@EmSheDoesIt·
netflix was really like "what if we did everything that baseball fans really hate in a broadcast?"
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@MikeFrancesa I can’t be the only one that thinks Bert Chrysler is terrible, right?
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Mike Francesa@MikeFrancesa·
One question: why doesn't MLB think that baseball is enough? Dancers and wrestlers and screamers.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@TomScibelli He’ll have to go on an 0-45 skid before Dominguez sees anything other than the occasional spot start; but once Domingu has one 0-4 night he’s back on the bench.
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Tommy Smokes
Tommy Smokes@TomScibelli·
Good start Grisham! Absolute joke of a signing by Cashman. $22 million down the drain good job!
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Awful Announcing
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing·
Thoughts on the Netflix MLB scorebug? ⚾️📺 #MLB
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Viva La Stool
Viva La Stool@VivaLaStool·
“I hate how our generation.. The difference between weekdays and weekends it’s like night and day. Back then everyone used to go out like every single night and always had fun. Nothing was stopping them. Now it’s like, ‘oh dude I got work’ like guess what, everyone has a fuckin job” -@ella_grif on @barstoolbigboys
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@yankeethrowback Had family up to visit, went to opening day Easter 2010 at Fenway. Posada and Granderson homered. Yanks lost, but was still a good time.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@Blutman27 No Dak? What is this, an NFL playoff prediction?!?!
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@EthanGSN I mean come on everyone, our Aprils are freed up now. It’s nice.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@drosennhl League cares more about SOG than player safety lol
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@barstoolsports I get it. She wants her team to get knocked out of the tournament in someplace like Southern California, South Carolina, Louisiana, etc. Better to have the season end in a vacation destination than Storrs, CT.
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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
“For us to continue to come to Connecticut, year after year after year…is a personal attack” Syracuse Women’s Coach Felisha Legette-Jack is sick of playing UConn in the tournament every year
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@BFW Ultimo Dragon and Stunning Steve Austin
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Brandon Walker
Might pull back on mantiquing soon. Running out of room. Just kidding here’s a rug with every WWE wrestler that was on a Super Nintendo game.
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@jayhaykid Call me old fashioned, but just give us the PxP and commentator. No guests, mid-game manager interviews, or mic’ed players in a regular game. Away with all that extra probability shit on the screen; just score, inning, outs, count, runners on. Ok w/ enhance natural on field noise
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@PeteBlackburn Disney boardroom “fuck it, just remake Moana, do everying as cheap as possible, don’t even record the audio, just dub lines from the animated version and wrap it up in a month.”
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@nickythegood @CaptainCons No honking horns, sirens, or being surrounded on all sides by noisy neighbors yelling, stomping around, and slamming doors.
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Nicky The Good
Nicky The Good@nickythegood·
Suburban Dads Another glorious morning to drink our coffee that we brewed in our own homes overlooking the backyard to which our children grow and play 35 year old single men in NYC buying over-priced lattes at their favorite coffee shop could never
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Tom Clark@TomClark20·
@wakeupbarstool @BarstoolChief Yes. Give me the basketball powerhouses deeper in the tournament. The Cinderella story is nice to laugh at schools like Wisconsin for the first or second round, but give me the MSUs vs UConns etc. over some doomed team that lucked out and was hot from three for a game or two.
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Wake Up Barstool
Wake Up Barstool@wakeupbarstool·
“I’d rather have great basketball than a Cinderella story” - @BarstoolChief How would you rate the 1st weekend of the tournament?
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