Tomrade Borgar

Made one of these curiouscat.me/TomEmberger

@suchnerve This is at least a little bit why I got more muscular just evened out the proportions

I am aware that treating my foot and back pain as ordered by my doctor is going to make me increasingly resemble a real-life chibi

@xXAutumnIvyXx Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Schlong

80kg but honestly all the weight is held in my massive phantom schlong right next to a basic knowledge of anatomy and the differences of genetics in the human body and how it can affect weight. 🥴💪

@KingVelesI @Aneka15amyth Yeah my policy on games has always been "never play anything you don't feel you can/would turn off at any time or for any reason."

@Aneka15amyth Eh, I'm mostly referring to people who sink deep into highly addictive games and play them for hours a day, not to folks who play a few rounds of tetris to decompress.

No matter how much you love gaming (I sure did), you'll probably regret the time you've spent on it one day. Sure, you can cope by telling yourself you are "learning stuff", "increasing your problem-solving skills", "improving your reflexes", etc., but deep down, you know that's BS, as I did in my gaming days. Once that screen goes dark, you have NOTHING to show for all the hours of your life you've poured into it. They're gone forever. Sure, you got some cheap dopamine out of it. For a minute, you felt that sweet sense of progress and accomplishment. But that was merely fake progress and the illusion of accomplishment. Back in reality, you did nothing but sit in a chair while moving pixels on a screen. Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of hours poured into mastering a skill that is completely inapplicable to anything in the real world. Had you devoted that time to a worthy skill instead, you would've been a master craftsman, artist, athlete, musician, you name it, by now. It's not too late, though. You still have a choice. You can keep whittling your life away while moving strong, intelligent, capable, and impressive characters on a screen, or... you can become one of them. Choose wisely, for time is the stuff life is made of, and you have less of it than you think. As a former passionate gamer, let me tell you: There's far more joy, accomplishment, and fulfillment to be found in the real world.

@faeriefauna444 Gf and I doing the exact same with twice baked potatoes and a lil homemade chocolate cake

i’m thinking big juicy steak for dinner, what do y’all think?

@suchnerve Me until like my mid 20s at the absolute earliest

The cutiepies among them usually legitimately think they’re repulsive. It’s psychologically fascinating, in a grim way.

@suchnerve h*ck yea

Can I get a “heck yeah” for once again driving over seventeen hours all in one go 🥺

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

4/n Looks as though 2006 will start out where 2005 left off: Fact-free, incurious, ideological MAHA pseudoscience, uncaring about the child health impact of their false beliefs and obsessions. Remember as I always say: Antivaccine activists don't care about you or your family, they have another agenda.

@suchnerve Omg yay ♥️

can i get an “omg yay ♥️” for finally properly tidying my room after like two years of just putting up with constant clutter 👉🏻‍👈🏻

@suchnerve It's good and you're correct to do it

If you aren’t polite to all customer/client-facing workers, I automatically don’t respect you as a person

@faeriefauna444 Love a gym dog! Bruno here caught in a rare moment when he is NOT sitting in a combo rack between my sets

gym dog!

@KingVelesI Well that just means it's gonna hit you any minute now!!! That's how they getcha

Well, this got more attention than I expected. According to the replies, seed oils are such a slow-acting poison that my eating large amounts of them on a daily basis for the last three and a half decades is still not enough to cause any outwardly visible symptoms, but I will definitely notice the consequences of my poor diet choices when I'm forty, fifty-five, sixty-plus, etc. Others have speculated that we might be able to resist the destructive effects of seed oils thanks to the fact that we lead healthy and active lifestyles, something they claim is not the case for the average victim of Big Seed Oil. Ironically, the possibility of these people having health issues precisely because they DON'T lead healthy and active lifestyles — and not because of seed oils — never seems to cross their minds. Others yet have suggested that we should try to cut seed oils from our diet and see if that makes us feel better, and that's exactly what we did, time and time again — after we slaughter a lot of sheep, we'll use just sheep tallow for months on end, and when we run out of it, we'll switch back to seed oil. We've been going back and forth between these for a good few years now, and never noticed any difference whatsoever when switching between the tallow of our 100% pasture-raised sheep and standard, hexane-extracted sunflower oil we buy at the store. My impression from all of this is that people will happily embrace any silly internet meme — no matter how scientifically unsound it is — that tells them they can get healthy and good-looking by simply cutting out this or that "evil" and "unnatural" food item. On the other hand, the truth — that people are fat and unhealthy because they eat way too much and that in order to become healthy and sexy they'll need to discipline themselves and put the fork down — is a MASSIVELY unpopular take that results in people unfollowing you and claiming you have low IQ. And so, through denial of reality, we keep getting fatter and fatter.

@suchnerve Absolutely NOT

“Spotify Wrapped” this and “Spotify Wrapped” that. I’ve seen how you like to hit it raw — how about you “Spotify wrap” it up next time?

@suchnerve 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

EVERYONE GET MORE WHIMSICAL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

@ClaireMax Steward of the Sauce

The inverse of this is that when she is driving but wants to eat chickie nuggies I open her dipping sauce and hold it for her, while saying “your nuggie sauce, m’lady”

@suchnerve Oooh I've been slowly building my discworld collection , got into it a year or so ago

guy seducing me effectively: “what if i read the discworld and foundation series out loud to you while cuddling on the couch”

@suchnerve Oh conventionally attractive for sure

oh i already know i’m attractive. my only point of confusion is which specific genre it is. like do i count as CONVENTIONALLY attractive or am i a hear me out or what

@suchnerve Hnnnnn

👋🏻 I have something inappropriate to say!

The reward for being One of the Good Ones is the same as the punishment for being One of the Bad Ones

@suchnerve Really once you develop the stamina in your neck muscles you can lose track of time very easily

I have yet to verify this personally