Tom Gaffney

How can you play this and not immediately want to kill yourself

over the last week, i created something that i believe is first of its kind - a scrim replay viewer that lives in the browser the tooling around scrim analytics is lightyears ahead of where it used to be, i cannot wait to keep building cool things for parsertime

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

after one round, coluge goes 2-6 in honor of the late eva braun's birthday, wife of adolf hitler

@TheFaithSheriff i could deadass facefuck you rn

BREAKING: Sugarfree being deployed to the Middle East ChrisTFer is sending Sugarfree to Riyadh on two tours of duty so he may return a grizzled veteran on Symmetra. He has placed a picture of PGE on the back of his phone so he remembers what he is fighting for Source: Penpuin

@InfektedOW please don't type in game chat

mfs join vc and immediately start screen sharing something nobody asked for #TurnThatShitOff

Five stacking with friends when ur the tryhard means ur spending the entire session doing this

@awkwardOW Say it then.

OMG Rupal used a racial slur that is in every song you listen to?! That's crazy! Everyone make a big deal out of it besides... black people.

Girl Wyd Get on the point😭😭

How it feels 5 stacking with friends who “play for fun” but are genuinely just ass

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

WALK FOWARD NIGGA YOU THINK I'M MAKING SPACE FOR MY HEALTH?

i take pge over shockwave argue with the wall